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Title: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 04:41:39 PM: I did it before.
(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/IMG_0580.jpg)
Pizzed off the judges and the cops.
And their Mums.
[Ya just can't convince them that I was "invited" to Jail, The Court and The Clerk's Office.
They drew "First Blood". I beat them at their own Game.
And they're mad at me.
Go figure my guns and briefcase.]

I lived.
Let's see how those slackers react now when they see me riding back into town on my Shining Steed? :cavalry:

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=282851&id=690587159&l=5c87f234ec (http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=282851&id=690587159&l=5c87f234ec)

My gripe: "Sue The Cops & Does 1 thru 100".
My strategy: Let the Evidence do the talking.
I'm the "Presenter", like a Circus Ring Master,
or a Rock & Roll MC.
My Objective: Go for the Throat, hand them their Hat & make BANK before suppertime.

I can do this.

Please accept my Fund Raising Campain.
It's a "Free Will" donation operation, so..... GIVE UNTIL IT HURTS!
* CASH * CHEQUE * PayPal *

"This is about Justice and..wait.... What?
Sorry.
This is about the money...and Justice be DAMNED!".

"If you Love me, you will save me!".

"One more cheesy straw-clutching cliche' and I will never work in this town again!".

Oh! L@@K! The obligatory link to tie all this crap together!!!
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/thtrainwreck.gif)

Alright then.
Screw you guys.

I'm going back to the Pub and stop a fight.

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Cowboy%20Bar/vincejacktellocustom12-22-09.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Train%20Wrecks/thtrainwreck.gif)

www.rontello.nvm
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *CountessA* on January 20, 2011, 04:58:47 PM: I'll lend you a wig for your day in court.

(http://www.rumorsdaily.com/brd/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/00005490_l.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 04:59:14 PM: NEWS!

Ron Tello puts on his Lawyer Hat!
C):-{= < " he's half right. the other half is left "<<

Add a few quick duds from a Thrift Store, brush-up on his Legal Jargon.... and the CASE IS ON!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 05:02:04 PM: Thx Tessa!

NOW can I have yer money?
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *CountessA* on January 20, 2011, 05:07:29 PM: (http://www.innow.org/assets/uploads/no-money-300x300.jpg)

... I need a new car!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 05:14:24 PM: U just wait until yib and smee hear about this!

:lmao:
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: golden on January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM: Why don't you just marry PEG???

You get the ticket to be here and she can make sammiches whilst on her lunch break???

Sorry Roo, things are looking shaky.
I cant see a problem with bandwith.
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 06:06:14 PM: LOL!

I got nekkid piccys and you don't.

^^ Exhibit "A" ^^

"This is doomed to appear on your Permanent Record. You know that, right?"

"Permanent. L O F U. The only thing like that around here is the destruction left behind of a Pro-Active Volcano, Tsunami, Urban Calamity or Transportation Disaster."

"wwrrrrwwrrrrrrwwwwrrrwrrrrr.....*"

"Exactly."
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: Roo on January 20, 2011, 08:31:52 PM: Quote from: golden on January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM
Why don't you just marry PEG???

You get the ticket to be here and she can make sammiches whilst on her lunch break???

Sorry Roo, things are looking shaky.
I cant see a problem with bandwith.

Golden....Tello and me are destined to, one day, be together!

If it's going to take him to put his legal suit on again...and I really think he would be mighty successful in that regard....so be it!

Move over Judge Judy....Tello is in da house!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *CountessA* on January 20, 2011, 09:19:44 PM: That's beautifully said, Roo. :mates: :10: If there is one lady in the world who can understand Tellospeak when Tello is at his most obscure, I would guess it is you.
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: Roo on January 20, 2011, 09:27:40 PM: To tell the truth Countess...I think it's because I have no idea what he is talking about most of the time...that keeps me interested..lol
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 09:42:50 PM: Quote from: Roo on January 20, 2011, 09:27:40 PM

To tell the truth Countess...I think it's because I have no idea what he is talking about most of the time...that keeps me interested..lol

PWN3D!

:cheese:

We shall be married on the dock when my ship arrives!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 09:51:03 PM: Quote from: *Countessa* on January 20, 2011, 09:19:44 PM
That's beautifully said, Roo. :mates: :10: If there is one lady in the world who can understand Tellospeak when Tello is at his most obscure, I would guess it is you.

You made me weep.

:'(
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 09:55:50 PM: Quote from: golden on January 20, 2011, 05:55:31 PM
Move over Judge Judy....Tello is in da house!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Ron%20Tello%20pix/ShowLetter-5.jpg)

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104952/)

Vinny Gambini: "Ms. Vito, you're supposed to be some kinda expert in automobiles, is that correct?... Is that correct?"

Judge Chamberlain Haller: "Would you please answer the counselor's question?"

Mona Lisa Vito: "No, I hate him."
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Brum6y* on January 20, 2011, 10:29:23 PM: Tello - with Alfred E. Neuman assisting?

An unbeatable combination!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 10:36:01 PM: (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/JudgeTello.jpg) (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/TelloJudge2.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 10:52:08 PM: I'm Judge Tello, and I approve of this message.
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 10:55:32 PM: Quote from: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 10:36:01 PM
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/JudgeTello.jpg)

Excuse me, Mate! Wazzint this a piccy I deleted from my camera 5 months ago? And how did you get this????
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 10:59:27 PM: i WENT THROUGH YA TRASH CAN WHEN YOU WUS AT THE COWBOY...
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:05:28 PM: Great!
Now I don't hate you anymore.

Yeah you heard me.

I'm really pizzed about missing the last meeting.

Ever heard of eMail? :huh:

I'm dying here.

:zombiesuit:
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 11:08:25 PM: Quote from: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:05:28 PM
Great!
Now I don't hate you anymore.

Yeah you heard me.

I'm really pizzed about missing the last meeting.

Ever heard of eMail?

I'm dying here.

:huh:

Here use this..

(http://buckeyeccwtraining.com/gun___bullets.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:14:15 PM: Quote from: *Brum6y* on January 20, 2011, 10:29:23 PM
Tello - with Alfred E. Neuman assisting?

An unbeatable combination!

^ Fair Dinkum! ^
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:16:33 PM: (http://buckeyeccwtraining.com/gun___bullets.jpg)

What -- no Cyanide???
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *smee* on January 20, 2011, 11:18:19 PM: Quote from: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 11:08:25 PM

Here use this..

(http://buckeyeccwtraining.com/gun___bullets.jpg)

just dont aim for your face ..................................................

we dont want you to go shooting your mouth off again
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *smee* on January 20, 2011, 11:19:46 PM: Quote from: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:16:33 PM

What -- no Cyanide???

Do you need more Anthrax sammiches sent ?
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 20, 2011, 11:26:13 PM: Dude....

....stand away when you talk to me!

Yer spitting and drooling all over the joint....Swamptrash!
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 11:34:12 PM: That reminds me ... 3 Amigo's walk into a bar...
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *Yibida* on January 20, 2011, 11:42:20 PM: (http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/3-amigos.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 21, 2011, 12:43:09 AM: VEGGIE
(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/3-amigos.jpg)
PR0N

:badfinger:
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on January 21, 2011, 08:12:08 AM: :duckling:
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: *CountessA* on January 21, 2011, 08:22:38 AM: (http://www.unionjackwear.co.uk/images/lawyer%20duck.jpg)
Title: Re: I can't get a Lawyer. So then, I'll BE a Lawyer
Post by: tellomon on January 21, 2011, 12:37:44 PM: UPDATE:

I finally got a call-back from a Vegas Atty who sues bad cops.
I'll be on the phone with him first thing tomorrow afternoon!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Bleedingcop.jpg)