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Title: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 27, 2009, 04:07:38 PM

Tello's itching to move over here.....suggestions are welcome on the fine culture over here......



Welcome to Australia Tello!

 
ONLY AUSSIES

Being Australian is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for A Belgian beer, then on the way home, grabbing an Indian curry or A Turkish kebab, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV.

Oh and..... Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house faster than an   ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries and a DIET coke.
Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.
Only in Australia ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and   lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

NOT TO MENTION....

3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

A massive 543 Aussies were admitted to Emergency in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

and finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the toilet.

Think you measure up ?.................


(http://www.kunama.com/personal/blog/2009/04images/20090429-australia.jpg)

 


 

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 27, 2009, 05:42:15 PM

Nup...for now Yib...that about sums it up.....lmao

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 27, 2009, 07:14:03 PM

So Cue you don't think Tello would fit in?........


(http://images.marketingtechblog.com/uploads/2009/01/square-round.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 27, 2009, 07:32:01 PM

No yib...I just think you summed up the advice he'll need in Oz.....but the hammer idea is interesting...!!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 27, 2009, 08:21:16 PM

We are very friendly  :devil: :pmsl:
Snakes
http://home.iprimus.com.au/gunnado/snakes.html

Sharks
http://www.themagicsea.com/biggershark.html

Spiders
http://www.abc.net.au/local/stories/2008/02/27/2174481.htm

Blue-ringed Octopus
http://www.google.com.au/search?client=firefox-a&rls=org.mozilla%3Aen-GB%3Aofficial&channel=s&hl=en&source=hp&q=blue+ringed+octupus&meta=cr%3Dcountry

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Bellagina on August 27, 2009, 10:04:22 PM

Don't forget , we also have vast areas of absolutely nothing except rocks, trees and general bush that people get lost in every year....




and Darwin Stubbies! ( now some clever person, please get a pic of that for me, I dunno how  :help: :blush: )



 :thanks:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on August 27, 2009, 10:33:04 PM

one Darwin stubbie coming up !

(http://i137.photobucket.com/albums/q226/rudi33_2006/DSC_0372.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 27, 2009, 11:40:52 PM

(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/IMG_0137.jpg)


Here you are ;D

Whoops! smee beat me!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 27, 2009, 11:49:02 PM

Tello should be warned of the dreaded Australian Drop Bear

Dangers associated with Drop Bears.

Drop Bears are not cuddly and friendly, like their cousin the koala. They are vicious, calculating, cold-blooded killers. Their usual method of attack is to select animals which stray from their group, including humans, dropping down onto them from above. They then proceed to wrap themselves around the body of their prey, squeezing them to death, often crushing the rib cage and breaking the neck. Occasionally when hunting, and when threatened, the Bears will drop down in front of, and then challenge their prey, snarling and flashing their sharp claws and teeth, before ripping their prey to shreds with their powerful arms and legs. Of all the ways to die in the bush, this would have to be the most horrible. Arms and Legs are torn from the body, along with huge slabs of flesh, which are greedily consumed while the victim still lives. If seen, Drop Bears should NOT be approached, as they are easily frightened and likely to attack. Vehicles are known to have been attacked, and being in one is no defence. An adult Drop Bear is able to easily break windows and enter vehicles to extrude would-be meals.

Sub-species.

The Common Drop Bear is found in wooded areas all over the Australian continent, including Tasmania, and is thought to in fact venture as far north as Papua New Guinea and Indonesia. It lives in trees, dropping down to feed on kangaroos, wombats, and anything else that walks beneath it.

The Burrowing Drop Bear is slightly smaller in stature than the common variety, though just as ferocious. It is known to inhabit the drier arid regions of the country, including the deserts of central Australia. It is also fairly common amongst wooded areas, and burrows have been found everywhere from beaches to desert plains. The burrows vary in size according to the individual animal, but the entry hole may be considerably smaller than the actual living space. Holes 30cm in diameter have been known to house Drop Bears 5 feet tall. The animal's extraordinary contorting ability means it is able to crawl through extremely small spaces in search of wombats and rabbits.

The Alpine Drop Bear grows a special winter coat of almost pure white for camouflage in snowy areas. They have been spotted at lower elevations when the food supply is short, but unlike Common and Burrowing varieties, are able to hibernate for sustained periods. They live in larger burrows than Burrowing Drop Bears, being less able to contort through small openings. During the summer months, they remain in their mountain environment, shedding their white coats and adopting darker furs for camouflage in the lightly treed and grassy plains of the high country.

The Aquatic Drop Bear, as its name suggests, feeds in and around bodies of water. Lakes, rivers, dams and the Australian coastal waters are home to this variety of Drop Bear. With webbed feet and an water-resistant coat similar to a seal, they are ideally suited to marine life, though still retain the unmistakable Drop Bear physique of four legs, broad shoulders and sharp claws and teeth. Aquatic Drop Bears have attacked canoeists, rafters, fisherman on the bank and in boats, sunbathers and swimmers. Cases such as these are often falsely reported by the media as crocodile or shark attacks, in an effort to avoid the mass hysteria which would almost definitely result from an admission that we have a Drop Bear problem.


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Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 28, 2009, 12:06:38 AM

A typical Drop Bear warning sign.


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Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on August 28, 2009, 12:10:45 AM

The original classic ad for your viewing Tello

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULEQpUY_crc

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 28, 2009, 12:13:37 AM

Smee. that U tube flick must feature the Alpine Drop Bear.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on August 28, 2009, 12:19:59 AM

I didnt pay that much attention to detail birdie but if
 you say its an allpenis drop bear then I believe you

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Ubbie Max* on August 28, 2009, 12:30:47 AM

A typical Burrowing Drop Bear

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Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 28, 2009, 01:21:52 AM

I almost forgot! We have sweet little feral boars. They are fun to meet.


(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/BoarDamage3_tn.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *barny* on August 28, 2009, 08:22:55 AM

To sum it up, Austalia has

8 out of the world's 10 most poisonous snakes

9 out of the world's 10 most poisonous spiders

All of the deadliest sea creatures in the world, including the sharks, box jellyfish and the blue ringed octopus.

The world's worst massacre carried out by a single person.

The world's highest kill rates for back packers and other tourists.

The world's worst wild fires.

Welcome Ron Tello...

 :wine:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: bobbybigbear on August 28, 2009, 11:46:29 AM

But we do have Politicians who don't bite, or do much of anything else.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 28, 2009, 01:01:39 PM

You've talked me out of it!

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Pain/Pain-12.jpg)

It's less painful here. I own it.

I can't afford the move unless I liquidate my assets. That could be a long drawn-out process, and the economy sucks so I would take a loss on my investments.

I don't have any more skills, and I won't be flying high on 'Celebrity Status' until something gives.

Thx, but NO thx.

Oz is a nice place to visit *, but I don't wanna live there!!!

* hint

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 28, 2009, 02:24:57 PM

No different here Tello...same recession...and who was it that led the world into it?  be prepared to pay the piper...Aussies do tend to shitstir the hell out of yanks, it's a tradition.   Just like taking the piss according to State of Origin, and of course Kiwi's......we love to stir Kiwi's.   

None of us can sell our homes for anything worth considering.....but at least here, we are economic prisoners in Paradise.....we have a Universal health system, not healthcare according to means testing..i.e the less you have the less you get.  You guys do it much harder on that front....absolutely.

We also have the best beaches and climate in the world, and our sportsman play REAL football.  Our population is reasonable, not overcrowded...only 22 million approximately in the same land mass as the US, so it's easier to compete over here for the old 15 minutes of fame....... Then again, most Aussies are so laid back we couldn't be bothered.....So you'd have no competition to worry about...oh maybe Yib but he's a Martian.  Doesn't count.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 28, 2009, 03:46:37 PM

 :pmsl: Watch out cupie!

Space craft approaching packed with vengeful little green persons.   :marvinmartian: 

:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 28, 2009, 05:14:48 PM

*looks over both shoulders* :chair:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 28, 2009, 07:45:52 PM

I saw something in the sky.  I think it has  gone now ;D

  (http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/spaceship.jpg)

There it is :hide:

(http://i975.photobucket.com/albums/ae234/acaciame/flipsaucer.gif)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on August 28, 2009, 08:04:28 PM

Quote
  of the recession:


"THIS IS WORSE THAN A
  DIVORCE.
  I'VE LOST HALF MY
  MONEY
  AND STILL HAVE MY
  WIFE."

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: Centuries on August 28, 2009, 11:56:09 PM

 :parachute:


The wife could say:


This is worse than a divorce
He has lost half his money  :drama:

And I am stuck with him....Bother!  :vent:

 :pmsl:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on August 28, 2009, 11:58:46 PM

very good point Centuries

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 04:42:28 PM

I'm NOT going to Oz.

Yib has ruined it for everyone.

Nice goin' ya jag-off!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 31, 2009, 04:50:45 PM

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/3127487583_12ae910740.jpg)

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)                  (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)                   (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)

There is a striking resemblance don't you think?  Hey Yib...photoshop this one with Tello's face???...hehehehe

 :chair:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 04:54:33 PM

Not fair or sporting. I don't have photoshop. & Yib's pic can only be found on sites that I am forbidden to go.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 31, 2009, 05:14:33 PM

Yeah...but...it's still a striking resemblance and you know how Yib likes his fun.....can't you hear the didgeridoo music playing in the background?  You're a percussionist aren't you?  Well didge is primal percussion in this great land...I have some great didge CD;s happy to burn you some and send them to a PO box if you want them....I have two didge's here, but I can't play em...I have Aboriginal Friends who can though.....they are the most amazing percussion instrument, because they also cross into base ....have you heard much didge music over there?

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Post by: cueperkins on August 31, 2009, 05:18:46 PM

There again, you can just google it and listen online....lucky Barstard...luxury !!!

Start With Treaty...Yothu Yindi

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7cbkxn4G8U

then Djapana..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CG-CNqOhO2c

The album is incredible.....Indigenous Rock...yeah !!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 05:28:59 PM

All that reminds me of this guy:

http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Harry+Perry&search_type=&aq=f (http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=Harry+Perry&search_type=&aq=f)

I was his Roadie, back in the day.....

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 31, 2009, 05:32:54 PM

Sorry tello, can't access that without broadband, but when I upgrade, I'll definitely have a listen....

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 05:37:28 PM

OK, fine.


I'm still not moving to Oz.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on August 31, 2009, 05:57:40 PM

Who says you have to move here?...why not try putting your toe in the water first....?....

 :shark:

:biggirlpants:

:rofl:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 31, 2009, 06:11:03 PM

Yes, visit first, see whether you like the place and the health care and the way in which people don't ask for other people's sorry donkeys.

It could take some getting used to!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 07:33:04 PM

Right.

So, who is gonna host me and let me crash out on their sofa first?

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 31, 2009, 09:14:06 PM

Quote from: tellomon on August 31, 2009, 07:33:04 PM

Right.

So, who is gonna host me and let me crash out on their sofa first?

Dude ya beds waiting for ya.... I got ya a nice soft one.......


(http://shellgames.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/bed_of_nails_imagelarge.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *CountessA* on August 31, 2009, 09:22:17 PM

You're welcome here! (Er, you don't mind curling up in a woollen cat basket-thingy, do you?)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on August 31, 2009, 11:57:15 PM

Quote from: *Cupie* on August 31, 2009, 04:50:45 PM

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/3127487583_12ae910740.jpg)

(http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)                  (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)                   (http://i404.photobucket.com/albums/pp125/cueperkins/kangourous-11.gif)

There is a striking resemblance don't you think?  Hey Yib...photoshop this one with Tello's face???...hehehehe

 :chair:

This OK Cupie?....{ my humble apologies Tello, I know not what I do...Cupie made me do it...}   btw I use ms paint....I don't have photoshop...

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/untitled11.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *FluffyDuckee* on September 01, 2009, 12:05:32 AM

lol lol lol

 :rofl:

 :applause: :applause: :applause: :applause:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 05:24:13 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/skulls-2-1.gif)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on September 01, 2009, 07:01:38 AM

This OK Cupie?....{ my humble apologies Tello, I know not what I do...Cupie made me do it...}   btw I use ms paint....I don't have photoshop...

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/untitled11.jpg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice touch but why aren't you in there too Yib?  and you could replace the cow with a duck...hehehehe

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 10:33:52 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/8889scd.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Skulls/ShowLetter.gif)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 11:47:27 AM

Come on you love the attention...admit it..

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 11:58:51 AM

Not anymore, fool!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 12:17:52 PM

There's one thing you must realize about Aussies....We are stirrers....once you accept this the rest comes easy.... kinda like an enema...you know it's coming so it's just a case of bracing yourself....

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 12:35:03 PM

Quite the wordsmith, aren't you?

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 01:23:51 PM

I'm big enough to admit it....Sorry dude it won't happen again....I'm hanging up my paint brushes....just copy and paste from the net now on......   :handshake:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: bobbybigbear on September 01, 2009, 02:17:07 PM

Right then, Kiss and make up, and no further mention of it...!!!!! ;D

Tello, we are not all like Yib, some of us are much worse. :youaretheman:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 05:59:09 PM

Tello, we are not all like Yib, some of us are much worse.

Yeah, but at least you don't broadcast like Yib!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 01, 2009, 07:25:01 PM

Quote from: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 05:59:09 PM

Tello, we are not all like Yib, some of us are much worse.

Yeah, but at least you don't broadcast like Yib!

Pucker up oh hairy one.........

(http://www.faqs.org/photo-dict/photofiles/list/637/1045lips.jpg)

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Post by: Poddy on September 01, 2009, 07:36:06 PM

Tello,

There is one thing that everyone has neglected to mention.

Ya gots ta learn how to play a digeridoo, here is an example

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC9wwC7trG0&feature=related

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 01, 2009, 07:44:19 PM

Are you kidding?

I can't even play the drums.  :o

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *CountessA* on September 01, 2009, 09:56:15 PM

You can't even play the drums?

That's it; no cat basket for you. I was especially looking forward to hearing you beat the living daylights out of your drum kit so as to give that annoying guy three streets away a really solid message that I DON'T LIKE HIS LOUD PARTIES AT THREE A.M.!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 02, 2009, 07:09:37 AM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/morale.jpg)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/kick_ass3.gif)

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/pill3.jpg)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on September 03, 2009, 01:00:32 PM

THX...{in the P.bucket}... (http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/ODD%20Stuff/kick_ass3.gif)

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on September 03, 2009, 01:23:09 PM

(http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/Zombies%20Horror/World_War_Z_contest_winner.jpg)

Here's your sign!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 04:36:52 PM

Nefarious F>U> Baa-baa-BUMP!

 :stay: :crayfish: :hijack: :troll2: :rofl: :drummer: :mobbing:

:tello:

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Post by: *CountessA* on October 01, 2009, 04:47:46 PM

 :ballandchain: :rawprawn: :hannibal: :ozflag: :corkhat: :boomerang: :6pack: :welcome!:

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 05:14:11 PM

Patronizing a Regular Customer...

This is like the ending of Final Destination 3.  :(

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 06:11:00 PM

Quote from: bobbybigbear on September 01, 2009, 02:17:07 PM

Right then, Kiss and make up, and no further mention of it...!!!!! ;D

Tello, we are not all like Yib, some of us are much worse. :youaretheman:

Right.
The Damage Report is in.

You are MIA!

C):-{= <" slumming it with bozo, no doubt... "<<

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 06:13:35 PM

Quote from: *Cupie* on September 01, 2009, 07:01:38 AM

This OK Cupie?....{ my humble apologies Tello, I know not what I do...Cupie made me do it...}   btw I use ms paint....I don't have photoshop...

(http://i691.photobucket.com/albums/vv277/area_51_bucket/untitled11.jpg)

 :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Nice touch but why aren't you in there too Yib?  and you could replace the cow with a duck...hehehehe

And people down under wonder why I'm mad at them....


C):-{=  <" go figure...... "<<

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Post by: gr8-expectations on October 01, 2009, 11:18:28 PM

Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;

dont

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Post by: tellomon on October 01, 2009, 11:53:09 PM

cuzza you I ain't.
no matter how firm yer spare parts may be, ya herm!
no slag ya dag.
i made that up.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 02:56:46 PM

Don't worry dude....we're still working on ya Visa.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *CountessA* on October 02, 2009, 03:00:30 PM

Tello can come out here on a fiancé visa. Now all he's got to do is find a fiancée.

*pause*

Volunteers, please stand in the left lane.

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on October 02, 2009, 03:03:33 PM

I'm not the marrying kind....allergic reaction to servitude I'm afraid.......lol....

Does he have a HUGE...........















Bank Account????

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *smee* on October 02, 2009, 03:04:45 PM

geeee zaaaas I nearly got bowled over by a roo then

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 03:06:27 PM

Quote from: *Cupie* on October 02, 2009, 03:03:33 PM

I'm not the marrying kind....allergic reaction to servitude I'm afraid.......lol....

Does he have a HUGE...........















Bank Account????

You kidding?..tello is loaded..he also owns half of Montello...and it's rented out ..how many people do you know that own $75,000 drum sets?.....what a catch... {and release}

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: cueperkins on October 02, 2009, 03:10:42 PM

Ok, you convinced me...the pool table needs recovering...maybe we can do an exchange deal...lol....but Roo, might have something to say about that.....you know she's in the market.....gr8 was chatting her up yesterday...I saw him.....!!!!

Title: Re: Advice for Tello moving over here and being an Aussie.......;)
Post by: *Yibida* on October 02, 2009, 03:31:39 PM

gr8 cutting tellos soon to be lunch...he aint gunna be happy bout dis...LOL