Tello always creates his own unique persona wherever he posts - I agree, he'd give so much to that board!
(Roo, has Tello not been banned several times before from eBay? Is it a case of having used up all of his nine lives? Otherwise... I think we could help him create a wonderfully grovelling letter, in which "please" and "never do it again" and "admit my grievous errors" and "acknowledge I'm such a numpty" and "please, please, please" and "full and frank admission of my utter shame" would be dotted like sultanas and raisins in a Christmas pudding.)