Listings that make you go huh???? or LOL.. a lot!

[Liisa-Sx]

Muffled laughter... eBay item number 300430671098
http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=300430671098&ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.com.au%3A80%2F%3F_from%3DR40%26_trksid%3Dm570%26_nkw%3D300430671098%2B%26_sacat%3DSee-All-Categories%26_fvi%3D1&_rdc=1

from the listing:

"ONE HOT DATE

The succesful bidder will have one night of either

there choice or a completely suprise date no rules

apply bid away and im yours for the night.

You make the rules

or

custom suprise package available

 

Postage will be charged at @ $200 dollars to all other states

 victoria is $100

free within 250km of sale"

[*Brum6y*]

By looking at the pic - SNAD!!!!

Item Condition:  New: A brand-new, unused, unopened, undamaged item. See the seller's listing for full details

Definitely has signs of prior use, no disclosure about the obvious markings and there's a high probability of damaged goods!



But they only have to find 1 or 2 interested people for a sale.

Would love to see the feedback!!!

[*r3830*]

AHHHHHH bu***r! Ebay killed it!

[tellomon]

What was it?

[Liisa-Sx]

It was some scruffy looking guy, sitting in an untidy bedroom covered in tattoos selling a "hot date" offering himself.....*shudder*

He was clearly delusional LOL

[White Witch]

Was it Tello? 

[*Yibida*]

Waits for the fall out... tic tic tic tic ...LOL

[tellomon]

That was totally uncalled for, and I'm making a REPORT.

[*Yibida*]

Theeeere it is .....

[tellomon]

Flocking witches...

  

C):-{= <" up the bum! "<<

[Liisa-Sx]

Grins at Witchy!! Too funny.

Poor Tello... there there.  
Unless you are a tattooed Bogan, with no shirt and a backwards facing ball cap perched on your head sitting in a disheveled bedroom it couldn't possibly be you !!!

[tellomon]

We know that. Convince the witch that in order to 'discred', she needs to HAVE 'cred'.

[Centuries]

That fellow was a revolting bit of tello.


You are sweet and --- and---kind (?).











 

[White Witch]

  Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!   

[Liisa-Sx]

Tello, you made me spill my morning coffee!

I know I deserved it!  

Funny though !!!  

BTW Witchy, did you see they are opening the sunday markets once a month in high street again !! i think I am going to look into it they are doing a big drive to get people there on a regular basis and will be advertising it heavily. it will be more like the old "trash and treasure" markets with a mix of old and new.

[White Witch]

Hi Lisa! 

No, I didn't know, I don't drive into Penrith often. But hope it's on a sunday and will have to check it out. We used to go to the trash and treasure in Blacktown.

Do you do your shopping at the Lenox Centre? I go to the post office in there to drop my ebay parcels.

[Liisa-Sx]

They will be on the last sunday of the month I try to avoid going down into Penrith if I can avoid it too lol, and yes Lennox  for shopping and is the PO I frequent, I am pretty sure I have walked past you before or stood in the post office near you because your Pic looked familiar, my first thought was "Iv'e seen that face before" LOL

[White Witch]

  Wouldn't that be funny! Well, if you ever see me in there, if we happen to be there at the same time.... don't be shy! Just keep in mind I don't wear any make up to drop the parcels so I look uglier and daggier than in my old avatar! 

[Liisa-Sx]

LOL If you see someone there with VERY long blonde hair and heels it is most likely me (never seen anyone there with hair as long as mine) I dont always wear makeup eaither BUT I almost NEVER wear flats LOL

I can just see me going up to women and saying "witchy?" and getting funny looks from strangers hahaha

[*r3830*]

Penrith! I can hit that place with a brick from here! I wonder if the council will address the stinking bin issue before these markets occur?

[White Witch]

  At least calling me witchy in public might be better than calling me poo! 

Mental note for witchy: look out for blonde chick with long hair and heels.

Mental note for Lisa: look out for daggy looking chick with flat boots, black tights and long jumper carrying a big white plastic bag with express satchels! 

Where abouts are you loco?

[*r3830*]

In sunny Cambridge Park witchy...... just up the road and you turn left then right ya know!

[*smee*]

I used to go to a giant water slide come aquatic centre place which I think was in Penrith .... is it still there ?

[*r3830*]

There used to be one of those up the road in Mt Druitt smee. Was a good place - until particular young WONKS found out that it could be more entertaining to watch if you stuck a razor blade in chewing gum and floated that down the slides.

[White Witch]

That's not far loco, I just looked it up in google!  I'm in Emu Heights.

I've never been to a water slide, Smee. My parents told me about the razor blades over 30 years ago when I was a kid, in Spain, it was happening then all these years ago. So I never had a desire to try them! 

[*Brum6y*]

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape.  Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid.  When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found.  I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

[Centuries]

That razor blade trick is not restricted to water slides. I came across one of those the hard way a couple of years ago.

I was walking up a travelator in Parramatta Westfield and just lightly running my hand along the black moving handrail when I discovered a sliver of razor blade (as I said - the hard way) held in place by a piece of sticky tape.  Fortunately the cut wasn't too bad, but I reported it to Centre Management and scored a band-aid.  When I showed them where I had come across it - it was nowhere to be found.  I suspect it may have been dislodged by the mechanism, but it is a worry.

Good Heavens!! I never would have thought of that happening. I often watch for gum etc stuck on seats, but slivers of razor blades on escalator hand rails-- and on water slides--?! I hate to think what  the cretins are doing now for amusement. The mind boggles.