"Dear citizen of Pompeii,
PompeiiPal have reviewed your case #104652934832956478501263479034617834768 and decided to grant you a one-off ex-gratia completely discretionary payment of 20 gold pieces, which represents the amount you paid towards the Vesuvius Eternal Safety Committee. This is no way implies that PompeiiPal take any responsibility or are in any sense to blame for your horrible passing, nor the passing of your family, friends, family dog and specially procured goldfish. The PompeiiPal Citizen Agreement specifies the lack of warranty implicit in using PompeiiPal.
As you are dead, this one-off discretionary payment will be sent via Orcus, the god of the underworld. The standard fee of one silver piece will be debited from your discretionary payment, and other service charges may apply.
Thank you for being part of PompeiiPal, the safest way to work, rest, pray, play, run and flee in terror before undergoing death by volcanic eruption over your town. PompeiiPal is fun, secure and fast!
Thanks,
The westilldontgiveapennyforyourchances team"