Good evening to all the newcomers....I am one of your friendly moderators....

Put your feet up and grab one of these

Feel free to help yourself to some of this:

and this.....

And if you're really lucky, Countess might shower you in this:

But there's none of this:

Or this....(unless it's a legitimate snipe)

You can do this if you must....

:violin:

But it may lead to this:

or alternatively this:
Now if you're thinking moderators are like the ones over yonder...

We're fair and moderate...

but go ahead if you must and do this: Often:

If anything alarms you at any time, just give the signal and we'll be there.... :alert:
Try to do this as often as possible:

or this

But a word of Warning..... be polite if you are going to do this:

at least say

And if you tell jokes, expect to be rated:


This has been an ozrt community service announcement...
