Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3205529 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #14400 on:** May 25, 2021, 06:35:14 PM »

Quote from: *CountessA* on May 25, 2021, 04:21:09 PM

The answer is yes
Someone has hugged the Tess
The Tess has hugged
And beetles have bugged
And the bees play a good game of chess.

Yer cute. Love ya!

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tellomon · « **Reply #14401 on:** May 25, 2021, 06:41:59 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #14402 on:** May 25, 2021, 06:52:00 PM »

Tess and I have much in common.
She's a woman and I'm a Man, but I don't speak perfect Strine, yet.

Bloody 'ell!

My shout!

tellomon · « **Reply #14403 on:** May 25, 2021, 06:59:14 PM »

I soooo wanna run my fingers thru her hair, no matter what color it is....
And then issue a Zombie Bite! That'll gyrate her nub to go wild!
It worked in Montello!

tellomon · « **Reply #14404 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:18:06 PM »

OK, it's now. 12 years, big woop!

There was nothing at year 11.

Sorry.

Sloppy Books.

Incompetent Admin.

Nice.

tellomon · « **Reply #14405 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:21:27 PM »

And smee is no help, just the way I
expect it....

tellomon · « **Reply #14406 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:23:51 PM »

12 YEARS

Bang a drum to this, Babies!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #14407 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:25:20 PM »

12 years....the average age of most Americans.

See why we are in trouble now?

tellomon · « **Reply #14408 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:27:53 PM »

I don't want a Prize. Give me Chocolate or fluck orf. Thx!

tellomon · « **Reply #14409 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:29:17 PM »

12 years. That's gotta tear into the flesh of the Others.

It did.

tellomon · « **Reply #14410 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:31:28 PM »

12 years, Tessa.

Nice to know ya.

Wish to show ya.....my Trailer Park Kingdom.....

I have Board Games!

tellomon · « **Reply #14411 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:33:07 PM »

12 years. I'm not gonna get over this for another year.

tellomon · « **Reply #14412 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:33:55 PM »

12 years. When did I lose my teeth?

tellomon · « **Reply #14413 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:34:48 PM »

11 years. I did all of 2014 in Elko Jail.

tellomon · « **Reply #14414 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:36:36 PM »

12 years, so what you got?

The Party Line is "F_U", and you should heed the warning.

I did.

Look what it got me....

tellomon · « **Reply #14415 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:40:41 PM »

12 years, Babies. I couldda done it without you and prolly did.

LOL, get out or stay in, I don't care.

What's a negative post between friends?

tellomon · « **Reply #14416 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:42:13 PM »

What's an email response to me?

A dream. Never happened.

tellomon · « **Reply #14417 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:47:47 PM »

12 years. Come tomorrow it will be over, OK?
Move along for 23 hours and we will be clear.

tellomon · « **Reply #14418 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:50:01 PM »

The Tello Files is more important than most 12 year old children.
They prolly read this shite, too.......bad parenting allowed it.

*smee* · « **Reply #14419 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:52:02 PM »

But you sent AWOl for 12 months ...incarcerated at her majesties pleasure

tellomon · « **Reply #14420 on:** May 25, 2021, 07:52:12 PM »

Can we get a grip on this shite or are we doomed to a place where
the food is free but it's Vegan?

I'll PAY for BBQ!

And I'm not responding to smee. I can do that and he don't care...much.

(What did he say?)

tellomon · « **Reply #14421 on:** May 25, 2021, 08:05:59 PM »

No rly...what did smee say?

I'm not shutting down this thread just cuz smee has a lisp.

WTF did he say?

And how is it important to me?

See? The internet is not a promise...it's a TOOL.

And they go dull, break or commit homicide.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #14422 on:** May 25, 2021, 08:49:42 PM »

For lost teeth, try Lost and Found.

They have umbrellas. They probably have teeth!

tellomon · « **Reply #14423 on:** May 25, 2021, 09:58:55 PM »

Freak!

*smee* · « **Reply #14424 on:** May 25, 2021, 10:13:47 PM »

Thats not how you spell free cake

tellomon · « **Reply #14425 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:17:35 AM »

12 years today!

Not time wasted. No love lost. Everybody wins a prize.

tellomon · « **Reply #14426 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:24:39 AM »

If I count backwards, I can almost remember where I was when this started....Montello, Nevada.

tellomon · « **Reply #14427 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:27:32 AM »

12 years and counting. That's a LOT of ink spilled in the pursuit of quality posting.

tellomon · « **Reply #14428 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:29:01 AM »

Can I get a slice of Cake and retreat to my room?

I don't like crowds when I'm eating.

tellomon · « **Reply #14429 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:32:40 AM »

12 years. Pets don't live that long, and so whose dog am I now?

Lotus?

tellomon · « **Reply #14430 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:35:10 AM »

12 years. The average age of dead children after stupid took them out.
I got off easy, this one.
Except for 2014.

tellomon · « **Reply #14431 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:37:47 AM »

12 years. Time enuff for contempt to set in due to familiarity.

And to think I couldda went to school all that time. dErP!

tellomon · « **Reply #14432 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:46:17 AM »

12 years. The average age of trees in the Burbs.
Tall enuff to climb; wide enuff for shade.
Leaf it alone.

tellomon · « **Reply #14433 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:48:01 AM »

12 bloody years. In Oz. From Yankee Town.
I'm winded just thinking about it.

tellomon · « **Reply #14434 on:** May 26, 2021, 01:49:04 AM »

12 years and I'm not done yet. Don't push.

tellomon · « **Reply #14435 on:** May 26, 2021, 02:07:02 AM »

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12 years is a long time to talk to myself and get snooped on by Lurkers and Limeys....
If you were not a tool, there would be a parade in the streets of my mind, cake on my beard and pee in my pants.

tellomon · « **Reply #14436 on:** May 26, 2021, 02:23:47 AM »

A Cultural History of Masks, From King Tut to Halloween

https://www.triviagenius.com/a-cultural-history-of-masks/X4XhlKi1qgAG4zNY?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1282173162

tellomon · « **Reply #14437 on:** May 26, 2021, 02:25:17 AM »

A Brief Guide to the Hoaxes of Edgar Allan Poe

https://www.triviagenius.com/brief-guide-to-hoaxes-edgar-allan-poe/XtY_ghx5DQAG1hQ-?utm_source=blog&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=1282173162

tellomon · « **Reply #14438 on:** May 26, 2021, 02:30:35 AM »

George Floyd: One Year Later
On the anniversary of his death, we’re hard-pressed to find a single good thing that’s come out of it.

A year ago, all Americans were transfixed by the video footage of the white cop with his knee on the black guy’s neck for that interminable length of time. And we waited for the riots.

They came, and they spread across the country, and they re-erupted with every perceived police transgression in every urban area. The agenda-driven media told us they were “mostly peaceful protests,” which, of course, was a demonstrable and despicable lie.

https://patriotpost.us/articles/80125-george-floyd-one-year-later-2021-05-25?mailing_id=5857&utm_medium=email&utm_source=pp.email.5857&utm_campaign=digest&utm_content=body

tellomon · « **Reply #14439 on:** May 26, 2021, 02:57:24 AM »

Frank Zappa - Trouble Every Day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=girnJH7tvpM

Mike Reiss
11 months ago
As relevant today as it was 54 years ago.

Well I'm about to get UPSET
From watchin' my TV
Been checkin' out the news
Until my eyeballs fail to see
I mean they say that every day
Is just another rotten mess
And when it's gonna change, my friends
Is anybody's guess

So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
Hopin' for the best
Even think I'll go to prayin'
Every time I hear 'em sayin'
That there's no way to delay
That trouble comin' every day
No way to delay
That trouble comin' every day

Wednesday I watched the riot...
I seen the cops out on the street
Watched 'em throwin' rocks and stuff
And chokin' in the heat
Listened to reports
About the whisky passin' 'round
Seen the smoke & fire
And the market burnin' down
Watched while everybody
On his street would take a turn
To stomp and smash and bash and crash
And slash and bust and burn

And I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
Hopin' for the best
Even think I'll go to prayin'
Every time I hear 'em sayin'
That there's no way to delay
That trouble comin' every day
No way to delay
That trouble comin' every day

Well you can cool it,
You can heat it...
'Cause, baby, I don't need it...
Take your TV tube and eat it
'N all that phony stuff on sports
'N all THOSE unconfirmed reports
You know I watched that rotten box
Until my head began to hurt
From checkin' out the way
The newsmen say they get the dirt
Before the guys on channel so-and-so
And further they assert
That any show they'll interrupt
To bring you news if it comes up
They say that if the place blows up
They'll be the first to tell
Because the boys they got downtown
Are workin' hard and doin' swell,
And if anybody gets the news
Before it hits the street,
They say that no one blabs it faster
Their coverage can't be beat

And if another woman driver
Gets machine-gunned from her seat
They'll send some joker with a brownie
And you'll see it all complete

So I'm watchin' and I'm waitin'
Hopin' for the best
Even think I'll go to prayin'
Every time I hear 'em sayin'
That there's no way to delay
That trouble comin' every day
No way to delay
That trouble comin' every day

Hey you know something people
I'm not black
But there's a whole lots a times
I wish I could say I'm not white

Well, I seen the fires burnin'
And the local people turnin'
On the merchants and the shops
Who used to sell their brooms and mops
And every other household item
Watched the mob just turn and bite 'em
And they say it served 'em right
Because a few of them are white,
And it's the same across the nation
Black & white discrimination
They're yellin' "You can't understand me!"
And all the other crap they hand me
In the papers and TV
'N all that mass stupidity
That seems to grow more every day
Each time you hear some nitwit say
He wants to go and do you in
Because the color of your skin
Just don't appeal to him
(No matter if it's black or white)
Because he's out for blood tonight
You know we gotta sit around at home
And watch this thing begin
But I bet there won't be many left
To see it really end
'Cause the fire in the street
Ain't like the fire in my heart
And in the eyes of all these people
Don't you know that this could start
On any street in any town
In any state if any clown
Decides that now's the time to fight
For some ideal he thinks is right
And if a million more agree
There ain't no great society
As it applies to you and me
Our country isn't free
And the law refuses to see
If all that you can ever be
Is just a lousy janitor
Unless your uncle owns a store
You know that five in every four
WON'T amount TO nothin' more
THAN watch the rats go across the floor
And make up songs about being poor
Blow your harmonica son!

tellomon · « **Reply #14440 on:** May 26, 2021, 03:14:22 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #14441 on:** May 26, 2021, 03:28:29 AM »

Today is a bizzy News day.

Go look for it.

I'm gonna do chores.

tellomon · « **Reply #14442 on:** May 26, 2021, 04:37:55 AM »

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"Workin' hard!"

12 years, Man!

tellomon · « **Reply #14443 on:** May 26, 2021, 05:06:50 AM »

Tuesday LIVE Feed: Globalists Begin Forced Segregation of Vaxxed/Anti-Vaxxed – Must See!

https://www.infowars.com/posts/tuesday-live-rand-paul-threatened-to-shut-up-as-covid-narrative-unravels/

tellomon · « **Reply #14444 on:** May 26, 2021, 05:09:09 AM »

BREAKING: Facebook Whistleblowers Expose LEAKED INTERNAL DOCS Detailing New Effort to Secretly Censor Vaccine Concerns on a Global Scale

Insiders came forward with internal company documents detailing a plan to curb “vaccine hesitancy.”
Whistleblower says company uses a tier system to determine how a comment should be censored or buried.

https://www.infowars.com/posts/breaking-facebook-whistleblowers-expose-leaked-internal-docs-detailing-new-effort-to-secretly-censor-vaccine-concerns-on-a-global-scale/

tellomon · « **Reply #14445 on:** May 26, 2021, 05:35:30 AM »

Coral Covington
1h ·
Anybody want to take our crappy pots pans ect?
3 Comments
Michael Capuano
Is there poop in them?
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Den Cooke
I do! I love divorce sales. Pics pls
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tellomon · « **Reply #14446 on:** May 26, 2021, 06:07:57 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #14447 on:** May 26, 2021, 06:13:03 AM »

What was the U.S. Secret Service’s original mission?

Catching foreign spies
Protecting Congress
Military police
Tracking down counterfeiters
100%
Correct

The U.S. Secret Service was launched in 1865 to tackle a specific, severe problem: counterfeit U.S. currency. It’s been estimated that during Abraham Lincoln’s presidency, more than a third of all U.S. currency in circulation was counterfeit, likely due to the chaos inflicted by the Civil War. The early success of the Secret Service agents (or “operatives,” as they were called until 1936) enabled them to branch out into other areas of law enforcement.

They soon began to fill multiple valuable roles, since there were few law enforcement agencies with federal jurisdiction at that time. In 1867, the responsibilities of the Secret Service were officially expanded: The agency was now in charge of “detecting persons perpetrating frauds against the government.” It wasn’t until the assassination of President William McKinley in 1901 that the Secret Service was asked by Congress to provide presidential protection (a job that was initially performed by exactly two men).

Source: United States Secret Service | Date Updated: May 24, 2021

tellomon · « **Reply #14448 on:** May 26, 2021, 06:56:22 AM »

Mikey Parks
7 minutes ago
The perfect memorial for a criminal thug.

Report: Dozens Of Shots Fired At George Floyd Square On Anniversary Of His Death

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tellomon · « **Reply #14449 on:** May 26, 2021, 07:43:28 AM »

EDITORIAL AND REPORT

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3205529 times)