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Hi, I'm back on the air, and breathing shallow.
High altitude thin air. Tequila for blood, soup for tears.

I'm considering ripping off my own work and committing victimless crimes.

Ready?

I'm not.

There are disturbing issues brewing on the Members Only side of this OZRT Experience.

I will be importing them to here, before midnight, PST.

(dammit, im so flocked up...I missed my Town Ride at 10 AM, Now I'm a qualified faulty human
and I can look just like you! Is that supposed to be the UPSIDE here?)


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It's all a matter of Public Record.

As if the Public really cares......

And Matter is a state of mind; that's why we are here, right?
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Obama Claims ‘Institutional Constraints’ Prevented Him From Speaking Out On Killing Of Black Americans

Former President Barack Obama claims that “institutional constraints” prevented him from commenting on cases involving the killing of black Americans during his time in office.

Obama was speaking at a virtual gathering with the My Brother’s Keeper Leadership Forum.

He said his belief that the Justice Department was independent prevented him from making remarks on shootings such as those of Trayvon Martin or Michael Brown.


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UPDATE
I'm going to The  Corner.
Post Office. Store. Pub.

Got my new bike.
Coast down. Bus return.
And the price remains the same; 75 cents.


Gas prices won't kill the Bus.
It's Federally subsidized.
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But first...a news story:

Chicago Mayor Wants Civilians to Oversee Police

Everyone knows the City of Chicago has one of the worst crime problems in America. Now, instead of focusing on beefing up the police department and making sure the officers have all the tools they need to combat violence in Chicago, Mayor Lori Lightfoot wants to put civilians in charge of the police.

According to a number of reports we’ve reviewed, Lightfoot wants to completely restructure how the police department is supervised and managed.

Lightfoot stated in a press release:

“This proposal will significantly overhaul how the Chicago Police Department’s leadership and members are overseen, managed and held accountable when necessary,” said Mayor Lightfoot. “Creating a civilian commission like this one has long been a goal of mine and it will allow us to continue making progress in our mission to holistically reform our police department. I want to thank everyone who helped to craft this historic ordinance and look forward to working that much harder to ensure Chicago’s police ultimately answer to the residents they serve.” [emphasis added]


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OK then...I'm back from my road trip.

I see much has happened in the last 2+ hours.


It's cool. Yer secret is safe with me.

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What does the word "coleslaw" mean?


Cabbage salad
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Correct
Cold side
Thrown together
Solid soup

Coleslaw is a close translation of the Dutch phrase “koolsla,” with “kool” meaning cabbage and “sla” being the Dutch abbreviation for “salade.” When Dutch settlers arrived in New York (originally New Amsterdam) in the 1600s, they brought their heritage cabbage salad recipes along with them. The Dutch kept this culinary tradition alive by growing cabbages along the Hudson River. Original Dutch coleslaw recipes called for raw cabbage doused in melted butter and vinegar. Adding mayonnaise was an American adaptation, started by New York deli-owner Richard Hellmann, who happened to also sell bottles of the mayo at his store in the early 1900s.

Source: Lancaster Online | Date Updated: May 27, 2021


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We are in lockdown again.

A subvariant of the Indian COVID-19 variant (a variant of concern) has escaped into the community. It is hoped that the extensive contact work and the 7-day hard lockdown (being called a circuit-breaker) will get this down so that anyone who might be infected is in quarantine, rather than out and about, infecting others.
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Dont know about a cicuit breaker ...its a business breaker

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Today's Fake News You Can Trust

Facebook Now Banning Anyone Who Says Virus Wasn't Created In Wuhan Lab

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DIY Creators Open Up About Mental Health & Hobbies

It's OK not to be OK all of the time. Millions of Americans face the reality of living with depression and it can feel like a never-ending battle at times. Now, more than ever, it's vital to reduce the stigma surrounding mental health. In honor of Mental Health Awareness Month, we've rounded up several DIY creators who have shared their favorite hobbies and discussed how finding a new hands-on activity to participate in can really help improve your well-being. Luckily, you can get some direction with eHow's Find Your New Hobby Project, which is here to help readers discover all sorts of options that may become a new passion.

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10 Clever Ways to Use a Leaf Blower

Your leaf blower can do a lot more than you give it credit for. Don't banish it to a dusty corner of the garage until autumn leaves start falling. From blasting old cobwebs to cleaning your car, you might be surprised by how many ways this trusty device can make your life easier through all seasons.

https://www.ehow.com/13764840/clever-ways-to-use-a-leaf-blower
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T Files Lurkers need to know.
So here it is:

I'm an emerging alcoholic.
My eyes are going out and
my spine is gone.

I hire a Handyman,
not work as one.

I missed my Town Ride yesterday cuz I was
in a self-induced coma.

Louie was just here, late.
Nothing got done, that one.

I have an unfinished in-house project and fail
cuz I can't yet get the proper wood screws.

I mean, I been on this case for 2 weeks and I fail.

I am honest about it?
You bet!

Trust me, at this point of my Life Career,
Socialism is starting to work for me.

Kiss America's ass good-bye.
Say Hello to Tello Territory.

There's much in the Covid/Wuhan news today.

Look for it.
I'm lazy, blind,
my Lappy is at a dim screen setting (mocking my poor eyesight)
And...what else?

Oh yeah: I plan to live long enuff to show up at the Montello 4th of July 2021 Blow Out.
And then die in a violent Bar Room shooting.

Or something.

Had enuff?

Over and out.

And now...BACK TO MY MEDS!!!!
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Randi Robertson Jorgensen asked a question .
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Can someone please tell me where we can or can't post yard sale signs?
- on post of stop or street signs?
- on the trunk of a street tree?
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Don Souza
No telephone poles
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Ron Tello Culley
What we do: tack the sign on a cardboard box. Weigh it down with a rock. Post it up at bizzy street corners
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From Chris Snively I came on this post in a desperate need for some advice on a recommendation for a plumber who could put in a new water heater in my home, not only did the big bear community give me a list of references within minutes,they gave me advice,thank you
Today A R. Joens plumbing showed up on time, did excellent work and changed me less than he had quoted
the job site was cleaned up and Adam treated me and my family professionally .It's great to know that I've moved into a community that looks out for one in other,and I greatly appreciate it. https://www.facebook.com/groups/BigBearSideJobs/permalink/4032830313420528/
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Oh, so YOU are the reason why he didn't show up at my house today!!! All plumbers are back-logged. Gotta love them all the same!
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Did you meet Fred?
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Ron Tello Culley Going to have to ask Chris about that one. You can find him here https://www.facebook.com/groups/BigBearSideJobs/permalink/4032830313420528/
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Hey thx. I know where everybody is. Running late. Let me tell you about the BIZ....
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Boy I sure hope the OZRT Admin gets the Braille Version 2.0 soon.
I'm posting blind until my IT geek interveens.

https://teapartyusa.org/ex-cop-this-country-has-a-crime-problem-not-a-gun-problem/
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I get spam:

Ron, log into Facebook with one click
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Fri, May 28 at 6:21 PM

 
  Hi Ron, We noticed you're having trouble logging into your account. If you need help, click the button below and we'll log you in.     Log In With One Click       Why did you receive this email? There was an unsuccessful login attempt on your account. If this wasn't you, let us know . 
   
 


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THEY KNOW THE MOTHERSHIP IS DUE ON MAPLE STREET*
White House: We Take UFOs “Very Seriously”



Narrator: [Closing Narration] The tools of conquest do not necessarily come with bombs and explosions and fallout. There are weapons that are simply thoughts, attitudes, prejudices to be found only in the minds of men. For the record, prejudices can kill, and suspicion can destroy, and a thoughtless frightened search for a scapegoat has a fallout all of its own for the children, and the children yet unborn. And the pity of it is that these things cannot be confined to the Twilight Zone.

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"One Million One Hundred Sixty Eight Thousand Eight Hundred and Eighty Eight."

Hot Rod VW Bug
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Ron Tello Culley
What we do: tack the sign on a cardboard box. Weigh it down with a rock. Post it up at bizzy street corners.
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Pamella Kiesel
Never post anything on trees
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No on street signs.
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Thanks All! Boxes and rocks it is
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I highly recommend it! Good for you.
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Are there any minor children in the audience?

Parents: SHAME ON YOU.


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Do this: Gather up and watch every movie about being a youth in the 1970's.
Pick a Country, any Country.

Everywhere the Truth is the same.


IT'S ALL TRUE!



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Ok, right...I'll tell you why I am better than most:

A) I watch more TV than the Average Bear and don't freak out;

2) I'm Ron Tello and you can't.

Deal?
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You know....the smeesters can junk up the joint at anytime...

Now is their Cue.
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There's some inorganics at play here.

Static electricity anyone?

Dint they make a pill for that?

There's a Ghost inThe Machine, for sure.

All I'm asking is that they abide by my fundraising statutes and
send me a stupid email stating why they are stupid.

Not asking for much.

I receive less than that.

Blighters.
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This goes out to smee.

Our favorite Handyman Louie is the topic.

I found out/he told me

he works 8 hour days shucking and driving construction
and to relax, he plays semi-professional soccer.

A better man than us.
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Geniuses wear Black Ties.
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No wonder I failed.

All my ties are PAISLEY.


Suss this one out, Sweeties!
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MEMO: ATTN SMEESTERS
Tessa
Horse
Flower Lady
and of course...smee
(Is JOZ still here?)

Now hear this:

Gimme a pulse check or I will delete you.

Please be advised.

That is all.

As you wurnt.
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"All Jerky and no teeth."

Ya think you have problems?
Go home.

Take me with you. Do you have applesauce?
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2 things in my life are currently important to me.

1) When to service the outhouse

B) When to post 1168999 Views
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Sneeky Bots: 1169000 Views
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What's in a Number?
A Dollar sign.
$1,169,000

See the diff?

You owe me!
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Scott Markovich
Starting the weekend off right. Happy Memorial day weekend everyone of you in our San Bernardino mountains both full timers and weekenders we appreciate you...

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My kind of view...enjoy. 🙂

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Thank you Scott, relax and have a great weekend with those you love on this our memorial weekend .

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This is gonna end well...
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I see no point to post a POLL
when I can't get hate mail.

It's a non-starter.

For good reason: Lame is to Blame.

I'm good with it.

Whatever, Flock U and move on...
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Good afternoon junk sniffer

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Eat shite and die, Sock.

How dare you diss me on several levels?

Yer getting sloppy.

Nobody ever asked for your work history. Maybe now we should...
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