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The only way smeevil can exist is when good lurkers do nothing.

Quote me on it!


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I remember, join me, that one night, long ago, on the OZRT RT...
You know the one...when smee dropped Mr. Sticky on the table of great debate,
without prior warning or restraint... let him flop in the breeze...
and then the sharks attacked. (Me, Yibs and the Wimmen)

I hear it took a month for Admin to clean it up.

I pointed out a spot they missed.

EPIC Kaos and Pandemonium!
Some folks were visually shaken by the event.
I recall them being women.
As IF men are gonna object to Mr. Sticky....

Are we proud to be that?
No innocent bystanders, that one.

Yes. Long Live The Three Amigos.
I still have the souvenir T-Shirt and Hat...
You?
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The best way to verify a souvenir purchase is to check purchase receipts.

DickHat and JaneSkirt paid in cash.
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Is it something I said?
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What is going on here.

Tessa is greasing her vocal chords for the Next Opera Show.

smee is waxing down his skateboard.

The Horse is grazing.

The Flower Lady is tending the harvest.

JOZ was Hot Rodding to the horizon and has never been seen again.

Lotus is right over there and I'm right here.

This is News?

Prolly "Current Events"....
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So, who is REALLY on top of the Food Chain?

Animals don't use toilet paper.

Think about it.
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Before you go down for nothing,
stand up for something.


Unless you got HACKED!
That's when the fun begins!!!!
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OH! You wanna ask me if I got Hacked?

Go ahead, ask.

Yeah I got hacked.

My Mom confiscated my High Times Magazines in 1976. I was 18. Draft age.
Censorship begins at home.
Ignorance dwells in the confines of Suburbia.
So does Insurrection.


"These children are running at you!"
-Charles Manson



#FUBEV
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Am I getting Pinked yet?
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I mean, this "guilt by association" thing is getting to be a bit out of hand.

I went to Public School with Steve Parent's brother.

I was never a suspect. I was a Paper Boy.
I delivered the news, not make it.


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Scenes I want to see:

Briscoe and Green bust into The Oval Office.

"Joe Biden, stand up. Put your hands behind your back.
You are under arrest for the murder of Free Speech.

You have the Right to remain silent, etc.....which is kind of redundant now..."
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Joe got PWNED!

Trending!
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"You have the Right to an Attorney. Anything they say can and will be held against you in a Court o Flaw"
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Am I the only Logger who thinks this is funny?

Shoot me, I can't stop laffing...
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Hold your fire.

Now I'm serious again.


Will you accept a random pic as a Peace Offering?

You better....
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AWWWwwww Jeeez, now it's 1169215 Views. Is this really happening or is this a Time Warp?
No. Not going there.

Staying here, just to crap on the birds.

I don't believe, trust or invest in any of this.

Hobbies are tax exempt.


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I wanna name NAMES of the Girls of 6th Grade.

2 Fear Features:

1) Legal action.

B) Cutting Edge Reverse Embarrassment.

Seems fair.


Mysteriously, interestingly enuff, all the "Karens" were Alpha Dikes.
They were raised in families of 6 boys and 1 girl.
Ow!
No wonders, this one...


I envision "family trash rape" everytime I visit this topic. There are those who beg me to stop. Fuggem, I dint start inhumanity. I only rat it out--I'm a Reporter. Yeah, that's right...
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Don't click it.

Don't click it!

Don't CLICK IT!!!!!


http://www.babys_first_booger.com/HOME

Go ahead, be the first to enter a persistent vegitative state.
That's MediCode for COMA.

Go ahead. Decrease the surplus population.
Click it.

Like as IF I'm gonna get an email news alert about it.

Losers by Design, nice goin' ya Preppies!!!

When you arrive in Hell, don't mention my name.
You'll only get it worse.

word.
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Nevermind what Mother will do
or the neighbors will say...
the real important concern is
how will you get out of it?

They make movies for that.
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I plan to take a bus to town today.
Hat, mask, backpack, full body armour.

Cover me, I'm going in.

If I don't come out with sushi, send back up!


3 day weekend. The Zoo begins!
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Dont forget the condom

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11 Unique Uses For Cinnamon Around The House

Cinnamon is more amazing than you might think. Sure, this fragrant spice has gotten a bit of a bad name in recent years, thanks largely to the notorious cinnamon challenge. In excess, cinnamon can be toxic, but when used correctly, it can be a powerful all-natural remedy. Use it around the home to deter bugs, freshen the air and even improve cognitive performance. Read on to find out how!

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What was formica originally
invented for?


Toothaches
Sunblock
Electrical insulation
55%
Correct
Locomotive roofing

Made popular in the 1950s as a household laminate, formica was originally invented in 1913 as a synthetic substitute for electrical insulation. Before electrical engineers Daniel J. O’Conor and Herbert A. Faber discovered that certain plastic resins could be used that way, the mineral mica had often been used in electrical applications.

The name “formica” is a literal combination of the words “for” and “mica,” the material literally being designed as a replacement for mica. As the Formica Insulation Company expanded, so did the use of this synthetic material. By 1930 Formica had become a popular laminate material known for its durability and color varieties.

Following the Second World War, Formica went on to become the household surface of choice, with popular designs of the era like Skylark by Brook Stevens and VirrVarr by Sweden’s Prince Sigaard Bernadotte covering many indoor counters, tables and bar tops.

Source: Formica.com | Date Updated: May 24, 2021
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What's the Secret Behind the Number 666?

Would you buy a used car with a license plate ending in 666? Or take a job at an office tower in New York City with the address 666 Fifth Avenue? After all, 666 is the infamous "number of the beast," allegedly Satan's secret code for evil.

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FACEBOOK BACKTRACKS: Now Lets Users Say COVID Was Man-Made | The News & Why It Matters

Facebook allows its users to post about the possibility of COVID-19 being man-made now that the Biden administration says it’s possible. California Gov. Gavin Newsom was ordered to pay a $1.35 million settlement to a church after his lockdown rules shut down places of worship.

President Biden is set to propose a $6 TRILLION budget, causing our national debt to climb higher than WWII records. No big deal, right? And lastly, an Atlanta mayoral candidate who voted to defund the police has his car stolen by several CHILDREN right in front of him!


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10 Lawn Games You Have to Play in 2021

Spring is here and with summer just around the corner, it's the perfect time stock up on outdoor entertainment. We have all spent so much time in our homes, it only makes sense to maximize fun in the sun. The following list of activities will help you enjoy all of your outside time, whether you're playing or watching. These games are great for all ages and fun will be had by all.

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DARVO
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DARVO is an acronym for "deny, attack, and reverse victim and offender". It is a common manipulation strategy of psychological abusers.

The abuser denies the abuse ever took place, attacks the victim for attempting to hold the abuser accountable, and claims that they, the abuser, are actually the victim in the situation, thus reversing the reality of the victim and offender. This usually involves not just "playing the victim" but also victim blaming.
Sounds like a good time for the Freaks at Large.


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