The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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As if I care. I'm looking after my Real Estate.....

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Hey. ya remember when smee said he was looking for affordable housing?

Card Board Boxes.

word.

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This is getting really bad.....

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And the Best Part about of this is....it's free!

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And this is where FREELOADERS CONGRAGATE!

No surprise, this one

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AND IN OTHER NEWS:
Sherry is on the Mountain.

Collecting Rent, and slamming The Handyman.

I confessed that I slacked off.

We went to Easy's to load up on Plonck.

This is the New America, working on old standards..

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GOD...forget America.





word.

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Let's look at OZ.

What's up with those Freaks??

I confess! We all share the same eMail address.

And smee is our Patsy!

He's still learning how to use a Grassy Knoll.

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Top Chinese mouthpiece suggests country prepare for nuclear war with US as Wuhan lab leak theory gains momentum

https://www.theblaze.com/news/chinese-mouthpiece-nuclear-war-wuhan-lab?utm_source=theblaze-dailyPM&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Daily-Newsletter__PM%202021-06-01&utm_term=ACTIVE%20LIST%20-%20TheBlaze%20Daily%20PM

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Please! Kill yourselves and leave me out of it!

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I'll leave you out of it if I blame myself.

Deal?

I blame smee! That counts for something, right...?

 

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There's nowhere to go from here.

Expect Delays.

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https://thepoliticalinsider.com/obama-says-covid-was-a-teachable-moment-about-spending-trillions/?utm_campaign=TPI06012021BR2LE&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

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BREAKING NEWS: Fauci declares Cancer as the new Acne. Face masks obsolete. Body Bags in Vogue.

www.flocknews.com

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https://teapartyusa.org/hollywood-horrified-after-jon-voight-drops-video-exposing-the-left/

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Did I ever tell about the time I partied with Jon Voight? I did, in 1981. Remember?

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Thousands of children exposed to Covid Propaganda at risk.
5G is to blame; Biden runs away again.


www.flakenews/tello.com

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Why do I think I'm more qualified to be President?
Is it due to a BRAIN in proper working order? Yep!

I'm not wearing a popular social label.
This is Telloism!

Go ahead...EMBRACE IT! You know you'll like it.
1173152 Views can't all be wrong.

Or is it 1173152 failed online suicide attempts?

487 of the successful ones are from the OZRT.

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RATINGS RATINGS RATINGS!!! Hate Watch.
https://teapartyusa.org/cnn-clings-to-trump-as-ratings-plummet/

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Can you know when I post sober? Me neither.

Let's hear it, smee!

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See? The trouble with Socks is the holes in them.
And their names is Ass. Oh, sry, did I say that? Fine, whatever... The World crumbles and you cry. Pussy.

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Credibility counts. On one hand.
Fauci, what’s with the flip-flopping?

https://teapartyusa.org/fauci-whats-with-the-flip-flopping-rob-schmitt-2/

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Toni Carroll
So we can kiss the “free” concerts at the Village goodbye. Mngmt apparently thought using Covid was a good excuse to rope off areas, check photo i.d.’s and pre-purchased tickets. A tiny pub table of four, cost $80, or $20 per person to see what used to be our famous, and very well attended FREE concerts. One of the things that made this place so special. Sky park is charging $100 per person for access to the “music under the stars” thing, which gives you access to restaurants and shops and a concert line-up that seems mediocre at best, repeating a local group four times.yuck.
Where is all this newfound money going? And once it starts, it’s never going back to free. So dance within your appropriately distanced dance pods🙄, order your overpriced tickets online in March or April, because, With limited seating, they are already sold out, and make sure not to wander beyond your prescribed, numbered, reserved little space. No free music FOR YOU!!

Angie Henyan
I hope the group they repeated 4 times at Skypark was 60 Grit because they are phenomenal and worth every penny or long drive to see them.

Mike Amos
So don’t go then.

Ron Tello Culley
Stupid Covid Heads. America: flush twice...it's a long way to China.

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Politically Correct? You won't find it here.
PC has been killing everything since 1995.
Nice goin', dickholes!

And now, the Survivors blog. That's pretty cool....

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Strangely enuff, I feel facebookers lurking here, now.... I blame myself, this time.

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I miss the good old days when a Pink Slap meant something.
Now it's an Insider's Joke.

Poor Admin: Shifty hair colors and suss duties.

No one is safe, but here, we have a chance to prevail.

(Tessa will NEVER release Mr. Sticky in this forum. There's gotta be a way around that.)

NO! This is NOT him!!

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I don't do math, but what is a pregnancy test "over 99 per cent accurate"?
You either have a bun in the oven or a turd in the punchbowl.

What's math got to do with it????

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And in other news....there's plenty of it.

Google is your friend.

I'm just some guy who hangs around the Internet.

What do I know?

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'Kall

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Things Just Keep Getting Better
China Confirms First Human Case of H10N3 Bird Flu

A man in China has been infected with the world’s first human case of the H10N3 strain of bird flu — but the risk of community transmission is low, health officials said Tuesday.

The 41-year-old man, a resident of the eastern city of Zhenjiang, was hospitalized April 28 after developing a fever and other symptoms, the National Health Commission said.

https://resistthemainstream.org/china-confirms-first-humans-case-of-new-virus/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

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Watch: Judge Brown Goes Off on Kamala Harris, Calls Her a ‘Corrupt Witch’

During an interview with former NBA player Kwame Brown on a YouTube Livestream, Judge Joe Brown did not hold back his words about Kamala Harris and Joe Biden.

Brown, a former television personality who hosted an arbitration-based reality court show, went off on Biden for racism and past remarks denigrating black children.

The Judge also took a shot at Kamala Harris for “sleeping her way to the top.” Nice.

Not all Government Sex Crimes involve Interns.

https://resistthemainstream.org/watch-judge-brown-goes-off-on-kamala-harris-calls-her-a-corrupt-witch/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

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Biden vs. Alzheimer’s

In the week leading up to Memorial Day 2021, President Biden made a number of incredibly stupid remarks. Among the ridiculous Bidenisms were these:

At the 27:25 mark of his speech of May 27 at Cuyahoga Community College in Ohio, Biden ran into his usual problem with grade school arithmetic by being unable to manipulate two-digit whole numbers, saying, “As my mother would say, ‘Who died and left them boss?’ (laughter). Well, I’m serious about it. Now, so you got over 50% (of corporate profits) goin’ to stock buy-backs, and the other percent, I think it’s 42% — ah, g-g-let me see, 56 — it’s, forty uh-h-h — no; it’s 38%, goes, to, um, dividends…”


The following day at another speech, at Joint Base Langley Eustis, Virginia, Biden’s inner Creepy Joe went on display again. On this occasion, he slipped his teleprompter leash long enough to verbally ogle an underage girl whom the New York Post reported as “appear(ing) to be (of) elementary school age.”
The girl’s entire family (parents and two brothers) preceded Biden to the podium, where her mother introduced him. After they returned to their seats and during the speech,

Biden went off-script long enough to address the little girl directly.”I, uh, love those barrettes in your hair, man. I tell you what, I look at her; she looks like she’s 19 years old, sittin’ there with her, like a little lady with her legs crossed.”

Biden held a meeting at the FEMA National Response Coordination Center earlier in the week. While attempting to read from printed notes, Biden stumbled:
“Duh, there’s, you know, there to be, you know, beginning, uh, this effort ta for 2021 is, uh, I think we’ve learned a few lessons from last year as well.

There’s help as soo we we there, you know, being there to help uh clear roads, rebuilt uh main streets, uh, and so that families can get back to their lives — that’s what FEMA does every single day.”
What does that mean? And if I were a Cabinet-level official in attendance, would the expression “the 25th Amendment” suddenly and spontaneously pop into my head?

But just as Casanova’s problem was too many women and not enough time, my problem here is too many great Bidenisms last week and not enough column inch space to include all of them. I have to leave out some good ones, but I think the absolute best Bidenism of the week occurred at the 23:26 mark of Biden’s Cuyahoga Community College speech: “Folks, diseases like Alzheimer’s, diabetes, cancers, they’re all on the cusp of being able to be dealt with.

You know, if we don’t do something about Alzheimer’s in America, every single, solitary, hospital bed that exists in America, as the nurses can tell you, every single one, will be occupied in the next 15 years with an Alzheimer’s patient. Every one, costing us an excess of a trillion dollars.”

No mothers giving birth. No cancer patients. No accident victims. No heart patients. No narcotics overdoses or gun shooting victims. Nothing but Alzheimer’s patients.

First of all, who are these “nurses”? And furthermore, when one thinks about it, during the next 15 years, we should expect to see Alzheimer’s Disease deaths decline. Why? Because there have been so many premature China virus deaths.

The median age of China virus death in 2020 was around 82 years of age, and the average age of death was around 80. Since Alzheimer’s Disease affects the elderly, it stands to reason that if there are fewer elderly, there should be fewer Alzheimer’s patients.

Furthermore, most Alzheimer’s patients spend their final days and months and years either at home or in nursing homes, not hospitals.

Whatever the case, we’ll need to earmark one of those beds for one public official in particular.

https://rushmoredaily.com/biden-vs-alzheimers/

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'Kall

WTF does that mean? It's not even DIALOG.

F*Kn Sock Hole!

You know, if Yibs was here, it would be 2009.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.0

Admin has still not scrubbed up the damage and evidence. Yay!

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OK, now...are you ready for another Round of Dental Records?

Sorry.

We're going for Crime Scene Photos this week.

This is a User Participation Forum.

Show us what you had!

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I knew it. Everybody saw that coming.

Radio Silence comes in many forms.

Deffo a Lurker's Paradise, Playground and Lair. Just clean up after yourselves.

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OK watch. I'm gonna do this:


Oh Yoo-Hoo.....Admin!

Come out and play-yay.....

Admin!

I'm calling out Tessa and her doppleganger Ingrid, who duzzint yet know that Opera Divas are dead and so it's now ok to fart along with your fellow construction workers.

Come out come out!

Engage me.

Can I crash out on your couch afterwards?

No sex, some drugs and Rock and Roll is boring.

A Sweet Date if life does not forbid you from inviting your way into The Twilight Zone.

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I do all kinds of stuff, but not on TV. I keep my Talents Private.

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I remember the Hot and Heavy days of the eBay Forums.

The user name totally tubular was on a rant about the show "24".

Quote: " Jack Bauer does not get tetanus.
Tetanus gets Jack Bauer."

I love my memories.

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I do all kinds of stuff, but not on TV. I keep my Talents Private.

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But do you keep your privates talented

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I remember the Hot and Heavy days of the eBay Forums.

The user name totally tubular was on a rant about the show "24".

Quote: " Jack Bauer does not get tetanus.
Tetanus gets Jack Bauer."

I love my memories.

When the boogie man goes to bed he look under the bed to see if Smee is there

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When the boogie man goes to bed he look under the bed to see if Smee is there

Really? So do I !

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But do you keep your privates talented

I knew yood say that. Total set up.
I let you have it.  SCORE!!!!

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Is Investing In Precious Metals A Smart Move For Survival ?

Almost everyone falls for a common misapprehension regarding precious metals at some point in their life. The burning question is, “Is investing in precious metals an intelligent move for survival?” At times, you may think that preserving gold or costly metals will never help you when any crisis arises.

With the ongoing pandemic, many people have felt this question from the bottom of their hearts. You may also have spent sleepless nights thinking about how those precious metals can contribute to your survival plan.

https://theoutdoorwear.com/is-investing-in-precious-metals-a-smart-move-for-survival/?utm_source=mxl&utm_term=f0efd58303cc0d9edc5d698377bc550d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=0602-Is_Investing_In_Precious_Metals_A_Smart_Move_For_Survival

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FAKE NEWS GONE WILD. MAYBE IT'S TRUE!
Tello Improvises Kidney Transplant;
2 Alcoholics Survive.

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They Are Coming For You. Your Family. Your Finances. Your Country.

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You've got to be Kidney me