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"They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night."

-Edgar Allan Poe   

This quote originally appeared in one of Edgar Allan Poe’s short stories, "Eleonora: A Fable," first published in 1842. “Eleonora” is a poignant love story that some Poe scholars believe was at least partially autobiographical, and is arguably one of Poe's finest stories. With this line, Poe points out that if our dreams are limited to sleep, we ignore the endless possibilities our waking imagination can unlock.
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You've got to be Kidney me

Follow your heart. And get a face.
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Pics or it dint happen.
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I wanna get adventurous again.

Chat with peeps, dig in to details.

I wanna speak to the Self-Inflicted Dead.

Suicide success story people.

The Real Deal in bloody hell.

I think that it would be most interesting.

And I qualify to Host that show.

In it I will deal with the psychological/environmental aspect of it all, PLUS Tools and Hardware.
Tips and Tricks of the trade.
Should be a wonderful time for the whole dysfunctional family.

I'll need Security.

Volunteers, anyone?

OK then, just stop coming around and tampering with my witnesses.
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Another Incoming Disaster Casts Shadow Over Biden’s Presidency

The JBS meat company was attacked by hackers, causing it to stop its operations in both North America and Australia.

JBS’s computer systems were broken into on May 30, it announced during their Monday announcement. The Biden Administration said the hackers wanted a ransom. The company had to temporarily halt plants in Nebraska, Colorado, Texas, Canada and Australia.


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Wow! That was neat! Leave it to a total Black Out to let me know I need D batteries for my portable radio, so I can listen to KBHR and hear about the power outage.
MRE's by candle light. Very romantic, eh?
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Devan Lewis asked a question .·
Do you guys think we’re living in a Simulation?

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Pagal tum log ho, badnam mujhe kar rakha hai
(You people are mad, you have defamed me)

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yes

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It's a matter of perspective. I'm 50/50 on the subject.



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ohshitgoddammit! F*kn trash and recycles.
I wasn't observing the Holiday Schedule.

I just forgot all about it.....

See...regular pick up is Whensday.

When a Holiday is on Monday, pick up is Turdsday.

Whew* Good thing the nebor's cans are out to remind me!

I can barely walk and yet I do my chore.

Damn power outage really messed me up. I couldn't get propane and sushi.

Yeah I'm a pissed off survivor.

I still gotta get my new generator going.

Jeez, I'm such a dick, but not in a smee kind of way....
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Hey, I just figured it out!

How to stop the next riot:

Throw balls.

Basket Balls
Soccer Balls
Base Balls
Your Balls.

See what happens.
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Foot Balls
Ping Pong Balls
Golf Balls
Goof Balls.
Balls to the Walls.
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Some things in this world are deffo Lame.

The other stuff is incidental.

Somewhere in the middle, are we!


So quit yer snivvlin' and make me a sammich!
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Hey, WOW! Check it out!
I took delivery on my new solar powered wristwatch today.

It's not powered up.

Do ya think tonight's moon will do the job?
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President Trump Scraps Blog One Month After Rollout

Former President Donald Trump’s blog, “From the Desk of Donald J. Trump,” has been reportedly discontinued.

Trump adviser Jason Miller confirmed the decision to shut down the blog in a statement to CNBC, which first reported on the move.

“It was just auxiliary to the broader efforts we have [been] and are working on,” Miller said of the blog. “Hoping to have more information on the broader efforts soon, but I do not have a precise awareness of timing.”

A senior aide to Miller told the publication that the blog “will not be returning, and we're going after Tello's blog next!”


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Jeez, I have no idea what's going on, and it works for me.
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Suppose Lurkers have no idea.

Why are they here? Ever think of that?
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Hey, don't get me wrong...my contempt is genuine.

I think you are not.

Discuss.
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The only (mostly) reason I post here since 2009 is because

1) It fills in the time when I'm not a Celebrity

B) It beats homicide on a mission.

3) Security here is lax and I get away with a lot of shite around here,
and izzint that what every young boy wants?

Yer F*k*n RIGHT!
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im so lol i gotta go to the hospital.....im choking on life and I hate you....I will haunt you!

You, by any other definition means YOU!


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I won't be coming "after" you.

No,

I plan to be going into you.

And nobody seen The Twilight Zone, The Outer Limits or South Park???
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What are you looking at?
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Covid masks: All fashion and no function.

Orwell should be ashamed of us.

I hope he does.

I am.

And to think I went to school to contradict the lies and
and now the lies are winning.

When does it end?


MY investments in Goodness are NOT paying off very well.
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How's the view from where you sit?

m86thecat@yahoo.com

Request Lines are NOW OPEN!

The Complaint Dept. is standing by.

Death threats sorted out here.

Keep those cards and letter bombs coming, folks!
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Get 2 for smee. That will cancel out his dim bulb philosophy.

YAY!
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Tessa will like it too!

You can get a Tan with this punk.

I like tech only when it's on sale.
This is now on sale!

Get 4.
2 for you and 2 for smee.

Just do it!!!
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We don't actually drink the lake, do we?


4 years ago when I was a noob here, I made a joke, based on reality.

Sherry and I went to The Boat House, a pub at the lake shore.

I took a stroll to the lakeside.

My ears popped..

Get it?
It's an altitude thing.

Well, some locals dint take kindly to my comment
and all of them cringed when I insisted my observation is TRUE!
Your precious, ego-boosting lake is running at half mast.

Suck it up, suckers!

SAVE THE FISH!

Now that's a worthy Cause.

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I know about no water.

Desert Rat Tale.

You can't rely on drinking pee cuz at some point ya gotta do a refill.

My pee drinking days ended when the girls* bailed on me.

*I mean Grrls. Under Aged Jail Bait. Blondes. Adventurous lost souls.
It's the Desert! They don't have Law there, you kidding me? I did this.
So f*U Mate!

When was the first time you got away with a norti act?

Felt good, huh?

I have spoken.
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I think I may be actively redefining the term "Constructive Alcoholic."

I dint fall down cuz I never stood up.

Socialist Covidollars are ruining me.

Follow or don't.

My shout!
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Truth is, I did a town trip with Lotus today.

I got propane and sushi. And you don't.

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I put my Fed Money where my mouth is
and walked away with a full trolly.

And I look like a Redneck.
New shirt and hat with guns in mind.
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I like my life.

I have little regard for the regardless.

Are we cool with that?
   

:troll2:    :smee!:                                        :lepink:
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For my next feat, I will post with my left hand only.

And it looks something like this:


 :rawprawn:

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Let me tell you why posting on the OZRT is better than the eBay Forums.

There, I gotta explain myself.

Here: You explain yourself.
Yeah, that worked out well.....
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https://www.nbclosangeles.com/.../california.../2606597/
California’s Drought Takes Large Toll on Big Bear Lake
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California’s Drought Takes Large Toll on Big Bear Lake

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I got a story about Silver Lakes.
Wanna hear it?
5 bucks and I squeel.

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And whooda thunk water balloon nazis would rise to power?

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I'm beginning to become concerned about you, Tobey. Is that cool? Tennis anyone??????????????

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Actually, no, You are tripping hard....
AOC: ‘Gutting’ of Mental Health System Responsible For Hate Crimes

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