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Ron Tello Culley please tell

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Five bucks! I take PayPal.


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If I had a dime for every one of these numbers....
I would have a
windfall.

It's good for a boy to dream.

Far more realistic to keep tabs on my adversaries. Lurkers and the smee thugs.
Yeah, I see things and they don't all have names.

The ones that do, google their ass.

And have an IT on call. You may have a housefire.
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1175237 Views and climbing fast! It's a trick!!! On who?
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1175251 Views  Stop it already. I don't exist and math is racist.
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1175285 Views by the Bots of OZ.

Check the time stamps. That's what this is about.

Calculating, not content.

Hell, even YOU are content in context.
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For REALSIES: 1175300 Views and I am having Trust Issues again.
However, I don't need Admin to coddle me on this one. (That last time was cool!)
But I do wanna punch out smee right in the kisser.

It's a guy thing.

The less you know about 2 Amigos...the better. Just walk    away...
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yeahthisistotallyinsaneandI'mgettingawaywithitandsowhy?Twaingotnothingonthiswhitenigger!
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Hey knucklehead, the lake is drying up and you will be living in desert soon. Lol
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Nothing motivates quite like disaster.

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Nap Time. 1175393 Views
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Hey knucklehead, the lake is drying up and you will be living in desert soon. Lol
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Nothing motivates quite like disaster.


The numb nutted , junk sniffing knucklehead .... I like it , has a nice ring to it

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‘Too Long for Me to Read’: Fauci Dismissed Expert’s Email About Chinese Disinformation on COVID-19

Dr. Anthony Fauci, the federal bureaucrat who helped bungle the Trump administration’s COVID-19 response, appeared to dismiss an expert’s detailed warning about Chinese disinformation in the early days of the pandemic, according to emails obtained by the Washington Post.

https://republicanpost.net/too-long-for-me-to-read-fauci-dismissed-experts-email-about-chinese-disinformation-on-covid-19/
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Read It: Donald Trump Issues Statement in Response to Fauci’s Emails

Former President Donald Trump issued a scathing response to the release of Anthony Fauci’s emails, noting that he routinely disagreed with the doctor, and questioning whether Fauci’s decision to fund controversial “gain of function” research at the Wuhan Institute of Virology in China may have led to the emergence of COVID-19.


https://resistthemainstream.org/read-it-donald-trump-issues-statement-in-response-to-faucis-emails/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1
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Georg Friedrich Händel
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"Honey he is doing it again, get the Bible"


Talking cat says Oh Long Johnson
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:tello: " This is really important to me. I want it to be important to you, too! Then again it could be a scam. Life be tricky, Ask this guy:  :notsmee:"
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Yeah, so check it out.

I can use that "pitch" as a template to write my own horror story, and sell it
on the Internet.

And the "Product" is....



It's GENIUS!
It'll never work.
Too many Lurkers are gonna squeel on me.

As IF I can trust smee anymore. He's consorting with Her Majestie the Admin, in a Carriage pulled by a Horse. They're all in it together. And they have unsanitary campgrounds, with all that Drop Bear carnage and all....LOL.

And that's that.
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The Best Ideas are killed here first on The OZRT!

It's what we do and don't know why.

It works for me, cuz I took delivery on 80 pounds
of Aboriginal Teen Age Cheer Leader Pussy Jerky.

I used PayPal.
And smee as a tool.


"Don't quit your day job, M8!"
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"scuze me while I adjust me Strine...

MMM mmmm , maa  MAaaaa.........




mum ma maaaaa  MAY  may ma mayyyyy......

 MATE!


How'd I do?

I don't wanna be a Yank anymore.

Is Roo's couch in the garage with 5 meat freezers full of Innocent Victims Jerky still available?"
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It doesn't get better: It gets REPORTED!

"If one thing has been proven in recent months, it is that masks aren’t about safety…

They are about control."

" We’ve had enough. We are refusing to wear our masks on the floor during this vote in spite of Pelosi’s threat to take $500 from each of us.
Her rule is not based on science. All you need to know is the mask rule has only ever applied to members when they can be seen on TV ! "
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Do Not F*kwith Country People
Country star Jason Aldean’s wife slaps back at Kamala Harris’ ‘long weekend’ Memorial Day tweet: ‘Our family doesn’t take Memorial Day lightly’

Country star Jason Aldean's wife, Brittany, hit out at Vice President Kamala Harris' tweet about the "long weekend" ahead of Memorial Day.

The vice president faced heavy criticism after she shared a smiling photo of herself on social media ahead of the solemn Memorial Day holiday and captioned it, "Enjoy the long weekend."

The tweet was entirely devoid of any mention of fallen U.S. heroes, who are honored on Memorial Day.

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Golden Memories Worth Repeating:

"I got Propane and Sushi.

And you don't."


 :rofl: :lol: :troll2: :groucho:

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All hell broke loose after this new virus was discovered in China

At a time when the evidence is piling up that the coronavirus outbreak originated at the Wuhan Institute of Virology there is a new virus transmitting in Communist China.
No worries! We got smee on it with tongs and a trash bag.

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Tucker Carlson issued one big warning about the effect of the coronavirus vaccine

Joe Biden and the media are demanding Americans take the coronavirus vaccine.
Some members of the public have some questions.
And now Tucker Carlson issued one big warning about the effect of the coronavirus vaccine.


https://patriotpulse.net/tucker-carlson-issued-one-big-warning-about-the-effect-of-the-coronavirus-vaccine/
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National media elites spent four years SMEARING President Trump in an effort to defeat him.

Now, that they’ve succeeded, the American people are getting a strong taste of what the Left wants out of the Biden presidency — including crushing tax hikes, skyrocketing illegal immigration, gun control, attacks on American energy production, weakness on China, statehood for Washington, D.C. and Puerto Rico, and more racial division — all of which the Left is using to seize PERMANENT political power in America.

Now go SHOPPING!

And don't question anyone.

Read the Room.
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Canada pressured to find all unmarked Indigenous graves after children's remains are found
Lawmakers and First Nations groups are calling for all former residential schools across Canada to be examined for signs of unmarked graves.

Canada has been dealt a somber reminder of one of the darkest chapters of its history over the past week.

The remains of 215 children were found last month buried in unmarked graves at a former residential school, one of more than 150 institutions in a defunct system that for well over a century forcibly separated Indigenous children from their families to assimilate them into Canadian society.


https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/canada-pressured-find-all-unmarked-indigenous-graves-after-children-s-n1269456
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Media Serve Up Softballs on Fauci Emails
Dr. Anthony Fauci's emails during the coronavirus pandemic were released this week through the Freedom of Information Act, and the media have shown little restraint in delivering him softball questions on the subject. CNN and MSNBC's hosts seemed uninterested in pressing the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases director on questions raised by the contents of the emails, such as whether he wrongly dismissed the possibility that the coronavirus emerged from a laboratory leak in Wuhan, China.

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The Biden Administration Is Coming For Your Privacy & Freedom | Steve Forbes – What’s Ahead | Forbes
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This "Squad" member has been exposed as a HYPOCRITE!
‘Defund the Police’ Advocate Rep. Cori Bush Spent Taxpayer Money On Her Own Private Security, Document Shows

According to documents compiled in a ‘Statement of Disbursements in the House,’ Representative Cori Bush (D-MO), an ardent ‘defund the police’ advocate, used taxpayer money to pay for private security.

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/defund-the-police-advocate-rep-cori-bush-spent-taxpayer-money-on-her-own-private-security-document-shows/?utm_campaign=TPI06032021BR2IE&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
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"Almost everything will work again if you unplug it for a few minutes, including you."
-Anne Lamott   

Author Anne Lamott's writing is marked with a self-deprecating humor and honest vulnerability that is deeply relatable. Her observation here about the power of "unplugging" is universally true, and speaks to the importance of rest. All things — including people — need to take a break every so often in order to function properly.
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Hey Lotus!
Forget Arizona.

Take advantage of available resources.

Montello is PAID UP.

We can get firewood.

I have goodies buried there.

WE CAN SURVIVE! (If the cops don't show up)

I'm going for it. Why buy land when I own land?
Sure winter is cold...everywhere.

Florida had a killer freeze in 1977. I was there and survived.

Montello will be cool nice cuz peeps will have sympathy for us aging cripples.

It worked for Big Diane, LOL....

And you know the Cowboy Bar next door has a wood stove and TV!
They are not gonna kick us out. Or I won't pay my Bar Tab.
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Try karaoke again

You and Lotus could do captain and Tennille

Or Elton John and Kiki  Dee

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We can do a sock puppet sideshow and smash the face you refuse to wear.

Don't tell me what to do, tell me how to do it. And then stand back.
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It's sunrise at the House of Trailer Park Tello.

There's a knock at the door.

No, wait, that's my Liver.

Uh oh....


Do I really talk to myself? Hell no. Lurkers Rule.
And I'm not really counting on any of their First Aid Skills.
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What are you looking at?


Still trying to figure that out.

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Dear Horse: I expect you to be smarter than your rare posts.

What is the matter with you?

Yer bumming me out.

And where's JOZ?

You 2 get together and compose a complete sentence, then we'll talk.
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Like as if I don't have enuff grief on my plate with smee, Admin and Lotus....
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Yeah, as if anybody is gonna start rotting in here it's gonna be The Captain of The Ship.

Ooooh, not looking good for Tessa.

It's ok. A quick hair color change and nobody will ever find her.
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I can find her.

Now I'm a target..

Screw this!
I have sushi.
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Content from the other side:

Praying for death is not uncommon.

Join a Trend.

If you insist upon Living, yer gonna get more of the same.

That includes me, sucker!


It's not as bad as 357 days in Elko County jail... but ass is always a constant topic. AND IT'S SICK!!!!
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"Hello, Tello Files?

This is Tello. I wanna make a Tello Report.

What do you mean
you can't? "
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The Iron Claw of Admin's reach does not miss the tiny cracks and crawl spaces of our minds.

This is dangerous territory. Get out, and leave your car keys behind.
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You know why children are starving?

They can't open the food packaging.

I can't. I'm dying.


No, you can't piss me off more than I am now, but thx for asking.
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