Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3916995 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #15300 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:41:54 PM »

Is there any understanding about this?
1179123 Views

307 and out of control. Pretty cool, huh?

tellomon · « **Reply #15301 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:46:18 PM »

Fresh Golden Oldie:

Quote from: tellomon on June 07, 2021, 05:27:14 PM

No, maybe really.

The men in black are not shy to admit they got a boner for me.

They came to my house, said "Hey Ron! Thanks to you, we have a full-time job!"

I have documents which deny all knowledge of themselves.

It's great! Mulder and Scully got nothing on this one!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #15302 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:52:40 PM »

Do you ever flash back to your first time when you
broke the rules, stepped into Felony Territory, let your hair down and destroyed something?

I do that all the time.

tellomon · « **Reply #15303 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:59:05 PM »

Can P.J. O'Rourke* be proud of me now?

* https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P._J._O%27Rourke

The Forbes Media Guide Five Hundred, 1994 states, "O'Rourke's original reporting, irreverent humor, and crackerjack writing makes for delectable reading. He never minces words or pulls his punches, whatever the subject."

tellomon · « **Reply #15304 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:12:00 PM »

That's something Brum6y would say.

Are these the same guy?

tellomon · « **Reply #15305 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:17:18 PM »

There's just no stopping this 1179209 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #15306 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:21:54 PM »

OK, moving along:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunter_S._Thompson

tellomon · « **Reply #15307 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:24:46 PM »

"Hunter Stockton Thompson (July 18, 1937 – February 20, 2005) was an American journalist and author, and the founder of the gonzo journalism movement.
He made Tello what he was yesterday."

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120669/

tellomon · « **Reply #15308 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:30:26 PM »

" Hey look, it's not like I'm trying to compete with these ~~Giants~~ guys, no.

I just wanna hang out with them.... no matter where they are.

I was just as pretty as they were in their 20's. "

It's not what we knew, it's how we told it.

tellomon · « **Reply #15309 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:42:58 PM »

On the Off Chance I'm a suspected Genius right now, can I get a Blow Job?

tellomon · « **Reply #15310 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:55:06 PM »

OK, here's the latest shite out of my head...

New Chant: "Rehab is for pussies."

In the alternative: "I'm not drinkin' , I'm thinkin' "

Nothing really matters to me.

This means your silent feedback.

tellomon · « **Reply #15311 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:04:34 PM »

Oh yeah right and IF this joint is international, how come I never get a Nigerian email scam?

I think my scope is limited to the Great Basin, and smee's house, where he has Tessa
shacked up against her will, and LOL to them both.`

I'm having Trust Issues here... you under-cooked pencil pushing geeks.

This is no longer an X-File.
Answers are insignificant.
My Primary Objective is to seek and deploy a Blow Job.

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!.

tellomon · « **Reply #15312 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:33:56 PM »

Lies are only as good as the suckers who believe them.

Wag the Dog.

Punch the Clown.

tellomon · « **Reply #15313 on:** June 08, 2021, 03:45:54 AM »

Ya wanna know what this new day is doing here?

Show up and play with me.

I need the help.

I'm sober enuff to talk; drunk enuff to fall down.

I'm going for the Sympathy Vote.

LOL

Has anybody seen smee?

Take a whiff.
Search for "Decomp".

To rephrase: Has anybody smelled smee?

tellomon · « **Reply #15314 on:** June 08, 2021, 03:52:28 AM »

Yeah, morbidity is a sales point here.

What is all the hype about Life?

A temporary affliction.

Death sells.
We all buy into it on one or another level.

Animals, one and all.

Woof*

Meat is Life. We are meat.

tellomon · « **Reply #15315 on:** June 08, 2021, 03:58:21 AM »

https://cleanplates.com/shopping/best-hot-dogs/?utm_source=postup&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20210607

tellomon · « **Reply #15316 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:05:46 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #15317 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:14:15 AM »

Can I take my Roku streaming player with me when I run from the law?

https://help.malimar.tv/index.php/knowledge-base/can-i-take-my-roku-streaming-player-with-me-when-i-travel/

tellomon · « **Reply #15318 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:25:39 AM »

You sent Today at 11:20 AM
Hi. In Theory: I unplug my RV from the house. I set up solar power on my rig. Is that legit or cheating? What is the real bug up their ass? Living on the grid or living free?

tellomon · « **Reply #15319 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:35:15 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15320 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:36:49 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #15321 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:45:35 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #15322 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:50:42 AM »

More Democrat Governors Moving To Florida To Escape Their Own COVID Policies

U.S.—A shocking study has found an increasing number of Democratic state governors are fleeing to Florida, desperate to escape the ravages of their own COVID lockdown policies.

The report found that Governors Whitmer, Newsom, and Cuomo have already secretly purchased homes in The Sunshine State.

"Let me be clear. Florida is a deep dark pit of deep right-wing darkness," said Newsom as he watched his servants pack up his U-Haul. "But also, their restaurants are actually still in business, and I'm really hungry."

https://babylonbee.com/news/more-democrat-governors-moving-to-florida-to-escape-their-own-covid-policies

tellomon · « **Reply #15323 on:** June 08, 2021, 04:57:36 AM »

Satire Alert. Get used to it!

Concerns Arise Over Jen Psaki's Physical Health After Her Statement That Biden Is 'Hard To Keep Up With'

"This is bad-- really, really bad," said health expert Dr. Hans Gundersen to the press. "Biden is in really bad shape. We're not even sure Biden is legally still alive right now, or what exactly is holding him together or animating his limbs and causing sounds to come out of his mouth. It's a total mystery. I have fewer concerns about the health of the possum I ran over in my car this morning than I do with Biden. It's really, really not good. What was I even talking about? Oh yeah-- Psaki. If she's having trouble keeping up with that guy, then she's in serious trouble health-wise."

https://babylonbee.com/news/concerns-arise-over-jen-psakis-physical-health-after-stating-that-biden-is-hard-to-keep-up-with

tellomon · « **Reply #15324 on:** June 08, 2021, 05:14:31 AM »

COULD BE TRUE. AREN'T THE LIES WORKING OK?
https://www.theblaze.com/news/covid-death-toll-suddenly-drops-25-when-california-county-officials-make-policy-change?utm_source=theblaze-breaking&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=20210607Trending-CovidDeathTollDrops&utm_term=ACTIVE%20LIST%20-%20TheBlaze%20Breaking%20News

tellomon · « **Reply #15325 on:** June 08, 2021, 05:30:43 AM »

Read the shirt.
Read the hat.
Read my mind.
Read my Body Language.

Yes, I am open carry with an air gun.
.177 Dart Points.

It'll put an eye out, and then I kick 'em in the nuts.

Home invasion not happening here.

You know the Flavor of The Month is always Pepper Spray.

tellomon · « **Reply #15326 on:** June 08, 2021, 05:38:29 AM »

"Anything I say can and will be used against me in a court of law."

Therein lies THE RUB.
The court is biased.
The law is corrupt.

That side show is not about "Justice."

It's about a BATTLE OF WITS!

I'm a FREE MAN, right?

Until the Inspector comes.

Boy, I hope my open carry duzzint influence his decision.

LOL, get lost.....

I got a Putty Knife that can do more clandestined damage than a BB Gun.

And why don't they outlaw claw hammers and duct tape?

Pussies.

tellomon · « **Reply #15327 on:** June 08, 2021, 05:44:29 AM »

You know, if I find out smee has been claw hammered and duct taped..
he makes my point...and I'm gonna tell!

tellomon · « **Reply #15328 on:** June 08, 2021, 06:31:07 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 08, 2021, 06:28:23 AM

Quote from: *smee* on December 09, 2020, 05:55:10 PM
Black queens matter

godammit smee yer such a dick..

but a fine one at that!

Your talents are not unnoticed.

tellomon · « **Reply #15329 on:** June 08, 2021, 06:48:18 AM »

Is installing new tires on my RV considered a Home Improvement?

tellomon · « **Reply #15330 on:** June 08, 2021, 06:54:59 AM »

Cathy sent Yesterday at 9:15 AM
were going thursday not wed so can you come tues or wed dang so many appts cannot keep track

You sent Yesterday at 9:17 AM
Take a break. Read Tello Files
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.15150
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com

Cathy sent Yesterday at 9:18 AM
let me know tomorrow if tuess or wed is good 10 am

You sent Yesterday at 9:18 AM
will do, thx! keep reading

Cathy sent Today at 9:17 AM
be calm today kiss the county guys asses so sherri can get a permit and life can go on good luck talk later

Cathy sent Today at 1:49 PM
confirm today tomorrow at 10 i now have appts wed thur and fri damn always something

You sent Today at 1:50 PM
I don't know anything. Come get me I'll go quietly. nice! when? call me I need the wake up!

Cathy sent Today at 1:51 PM
ok got it

You sent Today at 1:51 PM
no sweat!

tellomon · « **Reply #15331 on:** June 08, 2021, 07:06:01 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15332 on:** June 08, 2021, 07:22:47 AM »

"The Horse"

The only horse in Nevada Broadcasting Range who called for me on
The Cowboy Bar Phone.

Sorry we were disconnected.

Bad pizza.

Besides, I'm retired from the Thinking Industry.

I don't do that anymore.

Can't you see the evidence?
I'm gone but not forsaken.

And my Ratings are higher than gas prices, but it's a close call....

tellomon · « **Reply #15333 on:** June 08, 2021, 07:30:47 AM »

So, I'm looking to change my persona and image.

I'm looking at a Suit called "Mad Social Scientist Without Proper Credentials."

It fits.
It involves some Argyle.

I got it on Credit.
I used my Paisley Card.

tellomon · « **Reply #15334 on:** June 08, 2021, 07:58:49 AM »

I never thot it would be true.

Satan eats pussy....

I saw it on TV!

tellomon · « **Reply #15335 on:** June 08, 2021, 08:01:12 AM »

Look, I'm not you, but if yer not laffing
then I'm dead and you can go FUN Yourself without me.

tellomon · « **Reply #15336 on:** June 08, 2021, 08:03:09 AM »

I Double Yib Dare You!

shut up smee!

tellomon · « **Reply #15337 on:** June 08, 2021, 08:23:19 AM »

114. That's how many items are in my In Box.

I dint think they made numbers that high.

Oh, that silly hit counter is just a safety measure
to keep Trolls out.

tellomon · « **Reply #15338 on:** June 08, 2021, 10:56:22 AM »

What? I was out of town....who is this?: 1180121 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #15339 on:** June 08, 2021, 10:58:13 AM »

Goddamm im so flocking drunk I made the bus driver swerve.

Awesome!

tellomon · « **Reply #15340 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:01:04 AM »

And so sry for you ya dint see what i did to the waitress at Kallan's.

She has a name. I dint get it.

tellomon · « **Reply #15341 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:05:58 AM »

I can email a link!

Where?

Uh oh....

tellomon · « **Reply #15342 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:15:23 AM »

2moro cometh.

should be nuts. why not?

tellomon · « **Reply #15343 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:22:16 AM »

Bad gov put me here.
Now another bad gov wants to kick me out of here?

This is the shite war is made of.

Due Process. Day in court.

ConstituTion or all bets ARE OFF.

tellomon · « **Reply #15344 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:23:54 AM »

"Don't talk. Act"

-Joe Boulder, circa 1988, Topanga Canyon, Ca.

tellomon · « **Reply #15345 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:28:30 AM »

I am sooo Stan Ground!!!!!

Tell Matt and Trey for me!

tellomon · « **Reply #15346 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:34:59 AM »

Years ago from Nv to Cali I encounerted refugees from sarayavo. They told the horror storey of fighting and bloodshed in the street over coffee.

That shite is happenening now here!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #15347 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:38:03 AM »

And I be goddammed if I listen to American Mouth pieces telling me what time it is...

tellomon · « **Reply #15348 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:43:03 AM »

Rule it a faulty accusation.

tellomon · « **Reply #15349 on:** June 08, 2021, 11:47:29 AM »

So check it out in Oz. Some dick comes to you and says get out now or else...

That's what I have to expect here now.

It's not a misdemeanor,,,, it''s WAR,

StAY tuned...

News:

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