Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3434027 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #15600 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:29:59 PM »

Something smells dead here.

It might be the Local Culture.

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tellomon · « **Reply #15601 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:33:20 PM »

And in all this time peeps are expecting great and wonderous works....
and all they get is Tello.

Yeah, I'm bummed out about it too....

Shut up, smee...

tellomon · « **Reply #15602 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:34:29 PM »

ISO Sanity in an Insane world.

PM me.

tellomon · « **Reply #15603 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:37:33 PM »

This is just beginning.

All that which has gone before is the stuff my Nightmares are made of.

I'm awake now.

tellomon · « **Reply #15604 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:40:06 PM »

Geez, did you see teeth in that pic?

Where are they now?

tellomon · « **Reply #15605 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:45:26 PM »

Enuff about me.

What about YOU????

Define yourself.

Confess!

(The smee Squad need not bother...)

tellomon · « **Reply #15606 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:48:43 PM »

Looks like a Yankee Standoff.

Nobody make a move for fear of looking like a turd.

At the end of the day, we all gravitate to The Pub!

tellomon · « **Reply #15607 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:52:59 PM »

This is NOT Wisdom.

That shite costs
and you can't swing it.

What you get from me is bits and fleeces of stuff around here.

If you dint like insults, you wouldn't come here.

And that's a sickness I can accept!

I am purposeful.

And I have Jerky!

tellomon · « **Reply #15608 on:** June 16, 2021, 03:55:49 PM »

I also have my new solar powered wrist watch
and my hand is falling off.

I'm gonna complain!

A HAZMAT Team is last on my agenda.
Leave the worst for the First!
-A Rob Zombie Film

tellomon · « **Reply #15609 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:06:33 PM »

If "Happy tastes good",
how does Failure taste?

tellomon · « **Reply #15610 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:11:03 PM »

Words fail this one.

Try Scratch and Sniff Clues.com/

tellomon · « **Reply #15611 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:16:14 PM »

From this point forward, if and when anything/everything goes bad....
Call my WhiteBoy!

Devin Bynum.

He's informed.

Said he signed up here and I see no evidence of it yet.

Somebody better have a trash can on stand-by.....

No, smee, stand down. This is about a trash can, NOT a trash talker. Sry.

tellomon · « **Reply #15612 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:31:19 PM »

You can have one without the other.

I am The Other.

Duzzint matter. I'm going back to Montello,
out of the Fire and into the Pan.

tellomon · « **Reply #15613 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:34:55 PM »

I need more Pot!

Step back.. I'm ordering up!

tellomon · « **Reply #15614 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:39:21 PM »

You sent Today at 11:38 PM
Hi. 100 Mid tomorrow 5 PM OK?

tellomon · « **Reply #15615 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:43:38 PM »

It beats jail on a whim!

tellomon · « **Reply #15616 on:** June 16, 2021, 04:54:01 PM »

Something?

tellomon · « **Reply #15617 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:17:01 PM »

1188119 Views

:To Post... or not to Post.

Why is that a question?

I get 300 Hits a day no matter what I do.

And it is Good.

Except for my sciatica.....

I walk like I'm drunk, so my drinking is undetected.

tellomon · « **Reply #15618 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:27:27 PM »

Ron Tello Culley > Rick Culley
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg713025...
OZROUNDTABLE.COM
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

Ron Tello Culley
Dammit Little Brother, we're getting older than AJ Winkler. Something must be done about it! Let's go fishing! Your lake or mine?

Ron Tello Culley
I'm sure Gonda approves of your hair style.

https://www.facebook.com/rick.culley.1

tellomon · « **Reply #15619 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:39:03 PM »

https://www.spokeo.com/Gonda+St+Watsonville+CA+addresses

This street is named after me Grammy! Long Live Gonda!

I OWN this Legacy! It's not Royalty but it is Hard Core Pioneer American!

tellomon · « **Reply #15620 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:43:14 PM »

Can you imagine a street named after smee?

WTF would that sound like?

"smeet!"

Pretty lame, that one, buddy.

(Good luck with that Legacy...)

tellomon · « **Reply #15621 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:53:00 PM »

Me Grams and Gramps told me to never accept wooden nickels.

I never seen one yet.

Can we call off the Alert?

tellomon · « **Reply #15622 on:** June 16, 2021, 05:57:22 PM »

I'm trying to remember the last time I was in Watsonville, Ca., home of Gonda Street.

Maybe 1995?

Oh who is gonna remember that? I DON'T!

tellomon · « **Reply #15623 on:** June 16, 2021, 06:01:30 PM »

Back in the day, Watsonville was the Artichoke Boss of All.
Not anymore.

And Gilroy was the Garlic Boss of the world.

Not sure about them now. Dint look.

Stucco has a sinister way of obliterating crops and fields.

tellomon · « **Reply #15624 on:** June 16, 2021, 06:19:56 PM »

I LIVE the loss.

I have respect and pity for the agricultural earth.

"They paved Paradise, put up a parking lot".

https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/jonimitchell/bigyellowtaxi.html

tellomon · « **Reply #15625 on:** June 16, 2021, 06:47:12 PM »

Hey ok, I have my head inside me undies.

Can I smoke in here?

Your smee answer is void in most States.

If I can just tickle Admin's Fancy Button...... I too can be a misdemeanor
suspect again!

tellomon · « **Reply #15626 on:** June 16, 2021, 06:55:02 PM »

This is NO longer about smokin and drinkin.

Now is about Jokin and thinkin.

And your help is welcome.

50/50.

It's a slogan, not a business projection.

Heh-heh, check it out...cyber stalking Admin, how cool is that?
What can go wrong?
Oh yeah, smee.

Throw 2 flares.

tellomon · « **Reply #15627 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:02:25 PM »

I'll tell you about DIVERSION!
When I was a boy......and now I'm 63 years old.....

What is the question?

tellomon · « **Reply #15628 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:17:04 PM »

This is not easy.

tellomon · « **Reply #15629 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:21:41 PM »

1188200 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #15630 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:22:24 PM »

Not easy at all.

tellomon · « **Reply #15631 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:24:35 PM »

So hey listen, if there are any loose women in the crowd
you can send them to my location.

I'm trying out new Cannibal Recipes!

BBQ Pussy Burger....the BEST on my vest!

tellomon · « **Reply #15632 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:33:25 PM »

All pussy is meat.
Not all meat is pussy.

tellomon · « **Reply #15633 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:38:20 PM »

Pinked?

Sin Binned?

What?

How much more can I get away with this shite?

It's not like I'm really trying.
I'm always this way.

tellomon · « **Reply #15634 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:42:36 PM »

Around here, "Forgiveness" is an F word.

tellomon · « **Reply #15635 on:** June 16, 2021, 07:50:58 PM »

And unto my fellow Comrades and survivors of this eRuin, I say:

"More Paisley!"

That'll brighten things up!

But for how long?

tellomon · « **Reply #15636 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:03:58 PM »

*CountessA*
Administrator
Knight of the RT
I came here carried by my retinue who were waving palm leaves over my face and so on.
I can try to inflate them, but I think it will result in my being airborne.

tellomon
Knight of the RT
I came here expecting you to make sense.
Imagine my disappointment.

tellomon · « **Reply #15637 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:06:57 PM »

So, let me get this straight: We are all Adults here except me?

tellomon · « **Reply #15638 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:12:30 PM »

I wanna see InAdminGrid's Credentials.

She can be scamming us, too!

O, like yer Admin and untouchable?
What wonton hubris! The lack of humanity is beyond the pale.
And some other choice words to go along with it.

Do you now SEE what it is?????

OZ is an Alien dinghy, and it is set sailing to the galaxy
with marginal competency.

tellomon · « **Reply #15639 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:24:25 PM »

The Three Amigos In Outer Space
"Houston, we are a problem".

*CountessA* · « **Reply #15640 on:** June 16, 2021, 08:35:30 PM »

Wonton hubris? It's all wrapped up in rice paper and lightly steamed?

That is certainly a type of hubris the likes of which I have not encountered.

tellomon · « **Reply #15641 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:04:28 PM »

Let's cut the crap.

Let's Wrap!!!!

"Come here. I need you to hold something for me".

tellomon · « **Reply #15642 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:13:34 PM »

Not much use for Experts on this one...

'Rare, dangerous and deadly' heat wave tightens grip on western US

The magnitude of the heat across the western United States through the coming week will be one for the record books, according to forecasters. And it's not just how hot it will get that will set this particular heat wave apart from others the region has frequently endured in the past -- it's how long it will last.

The hot pattern could set dozens of new daily record highs through the middle of June, in addition to potentially setting new all-time high marks for the month as a whole in some locations.

https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-forecasts/rare-dangerous-and-deadly-heat-wave-tightens-grip-on-western-us/961965

tellomon · « **Reply #15643 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:20:44 PM »

Raising Chickens In Your Back Yard

You probably thought about it for quite some time, which has directed you towards this article. Raising chickens at home is seemingly effortless but requires good planning, execution, and constant monitoring. It is a big commitment that you will make, and therefore before starting, make sure you are 100% ready for it. Or are YOU chicken?

https://theoutdoorwear.com/raising-chickens-in-your-back-yard/?utm_source=mxl&utm_term=f0efd58303cc0d9edc5d698377bc550d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=0616-Raising_Chickens_In_Your_Back_Yard

tellomon · « **Reply #15644 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:36:59 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15645 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:01:25 AM »

I got 1,005 items in my InBox.

We have the Hammer of The County SlaughterLords over our heads.

I got a Bug Out Plan.
Sherry runs the communications.

Are you with us?

tellomon · « **Reply #15646 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:05:52 AM »

Look, if you start calling my private number,
I will hang up on the Flamers, Spammers and Trolls!

Everybody else, take your chances.

I might even make it MY SHOUT!

tellomon · « **Reply #15647 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:07:28 AM »

THAT NUMBER AGAIN IS M86THECAT@YAHOO.COM

tellomon · « **Reply #15648 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:11:26 AM »

"It's only a Junk Thread when you post.

I'm looking sharp here lately!"

tellomon · « **Reply #15649 on:** June 17, 2021, 11:38:30 AM »

INSIDE SCOOP!

I have Lotus in my Lair once again.

She's sedated now, but just you wait!

Better bad times are a Trending Story!

And we are the Main Characters.

Shut up, smee. You never talk to me anymore. Are you now a Drop Bear Activist?Get a Face and show it.

You won't, and that's how smee runs his Freak Show!
Gotta love it!

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3434027 times)