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For my next Feat, I'm going to end world hunger, implement world peace
and jump the Blonde next door with my gardening skills.

Anything after that is subject to local scrutiny ONLY!


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In OZ, are the Aboriginal Girls keeping it warm for me?

I wanna chat with them, turn up the heat.


Stay out of this, smee!
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Meanwhile, in the place I dwell....
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The Killing Moon
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All who have died please sign in at the front desk, please.

(We need to calculate the number of transport vehicles required to handle this grizzly task.)
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HA! I did a web search for smee's house.
Result:
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No wonder he's a cranky b@zturd....

I can relate.

I sold him the logs.
   :rofl:

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Moving along to nowhere, there is nothing.

Don't expect smee to rescue you. He's just as lame as I am!
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If you can't take the heat,
get out of my RV.
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New marketing Slogan:

I publish The Tello Files.
For a reduced charge I plead
"Society made me do it!"
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I don't need it.
It's bothersome.
I don't wanna hear about it.
Get it outta here, go on, git!

It's coming.

Looks like this:


        :lepink:

And it ain't "cool".

Can I re-Gift it to smee?
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I been doing this 11 years cuz 1 year was down time in 2014, but...
this site is alive and doing 12 years plus and I can't MONETIZE it.

*HinT*

Admin.... the servers in Ogden Utah USA NOT OZ.......

Who else be holding back, keeping me down?
Ripping me OFF? Acting like smee lately?
Treating me like a common N!g#er?

Oh I know, I get it, I am it.

Jus' sayin'....

You SUCK

and I depreciate it!

Thanks for listening.


For extra salt in that wound.... I get 300 Hits a day when I DON'T post.

I'm more Hit-worthy dead than alive.

Until then.......... have a random image.
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My "maybe just in case you dint see this file" is open, so join me, do it now.
It's about my/our diminishing habitat due to fascist government intervention..

Celebrity walls impersonated.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=8265.msg713524#msg713524


Click it, pussy!
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Friends don't let friends post and drink.
That ain't no fun.

Now, where are those alleged "Friends"?

In a Ghost Town like this and Montello, Nevada...
I have choices:

A) Pack water or die
B) Pack heat and eat
3) Fk em all and go rogue

We're all adults here, except that guy behind you.
Let's be reasonable, ANYWHERE, it need not start here
but if it does, I want Royalties!
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There's a whole lot of content missing, not included or misplaced here.

It's UNACCEPTABLE and prolly Biz as Usual.

I'm new around here.

I have a redeemable secret.

If you hold off the Men In Black,
I'll tell ya.

Say "NO" and we are done here. THX!
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Just once I wanna see Men in Black get kicked in the Nyuts
justifiably to see if they are human.
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This is the part where I confess.

"Yes, I am a Prophet
but I don't make a big deal about it."

Happy now?
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Why am I not viral?
You n!g$ers are cheating me!!!!

I'm gonna tell.

What's your name, again?

You are Obsolete.

Try again.
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:tello: : " I need you to know this: Everybody SUCKS except me, for I am The Standard by which you are Judged, or something.... Yeah, I'm OK & you are SUSS. Sry. That's it! "                 :duckling:
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I strive for FAILURE here, and THX to the smee mob, my nightmares have come true.

How ya doin'?

I am pleased to report that my shite is better than yours.

Admit it. No question, no debate. Hands down... in the mud, I win this one.

All you Lurkers keep it up!

I need to show the smee Squad exactly who they are messing ignoring with.

THX!
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I like that part about "Everybody Sucks".
It rings a bell.
Charming, delightful.
It makes me wanna eat again.

What was the question?
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No.

300 Hits a day is not talking to myself.

This is Text Radio.

Am I VIRAL yet?
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BEHIND THE SCENES

This is what Admin sounds like after a few drinks.


My imagination roams great wildernesses and the most subterranean of landscapes unflickered by light or hope. Then in a great burst, the flame of day strikes shimmer-heat upon the soft red dust, and shade is nowhere to be found until the jutting ledge of cool thoughts is stumbled upon. How pleasant, then, to dream beside the billabong, to drink the sweetest water that ever came from the wild places, to encompass the day-dimmed dusk as it draws out its great canopy ... stars... stars... endless plains of stars and ink-bright darkness in the undulating distance of the cosmos.

What is sense? What is nonsense? Are they the same stones mined from the same seam, the one raw and uncut, the other cut and faceted?

Do not be bound within the nutshell of disappointment.


:tello: " dammit Tessa, you really need Intervention, this one. Credibility is important. "

non compos mentis
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See, the problem with having a Commoners name is that 
you can hide but you can't run.

https://www.facebook.com/search/people/?q=tony%20gould
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‘Kamala Do You Hear Their Screams?’: Harris Besieged By Protests During Border Visit

Vice President Kamala Harris touched down in El Paso, Texas, to a wave of pro-Trump and pro-immigration protesters lining the streets ahead of her tour of the United States-Mexico border.

The protesters held signs with slogans like, “Kamala, do you hear their screams?” in reference to the child migrants being held in Health and Human Services detention facilities, to “Que Mala,” a clever play on the Vice President’s name.

“Harris, who President Joe Biden tasked with spearheading his administration’s response to undocumented immigration and the influx of migrants at the border, is scheduled to visit the El Paso Central Processing Center, a U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CBP) facility, on Friday,” Newsweek reported. “Protesters awaiting Harris’ arrival held signs showing support for former President Donald Trump, with some falsely asserting that ‘Trump won’ the 2020 election, video from the demonstration posted online showed. Several held signs reading ‘Que Mala Harris,’ a Spanish play on the vice president’s name. ‘Que mala’ translates in English to ‘how mean,'”


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Joe Biden Just Got Served With Border Lawsuit – Texas Sues The President For His Concerning Policy Of Catch-And-Release

When Joe Biden took the White House, he didn’t waste any time in erasing former President Donald Trump’s legacy. This included reversing multiple border policies from the previous administration.

Critics say this was a big mistake, because those policies had appeared to be working. Now, we’re back to catch-and-release, which could’ve cost this country dearly.

That’s why the President is facing a new lawsuit.

The state of Texas and an America First group just hit the Biden administration with legal proceedings. They’re specifically going after the catch-and-release policy, which has been very controversial.

It was even more controversial because of the pandemic, and the possibility that infected foreigners might be flooding into the country.


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Kamala’s Border Visit Quickly Goes South – Harris Snaps, Aides Quit, And She Misses Border

For months, Kamala Harris refused to go see the border crisis. Now, we think we know why!

Joe Biden put Harris in charge of addressing a crisis he created. But for months, she refused to deal with it at all.

Only to show up in South America, on a trip that did more damage than good.

Finally, only after Trump announced his trip to the border, did Harris reveal she would too.

But it’s not going well. Not at all.


https://thepatriotjournal.com/kamala-border-visit-south/?utm_source=tpi&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=TPI06252021BR2IE&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
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Border Dem Busts the Real Reason Kamala Is Going to El Paso Border Area

As we previously reported, Kamala Harris has finally been forced into going to the border after President Donald Trump said he would be going there on June 30.

But as we also explained, Harris will be going to the El Paso area. While there are still some issues there, it’s not the Rio Grande Valley, much further south, where the crisis really is.

Rep. Henry Cuellar (D-TX), a Democrat who has been calling for months for the Biden team to listen to the people in the Rio Grande Valley, to him, and to law enforcement that is overwhelmed, had a few things to say about Harris’ announced trip. It wasn’t good and he wasn’t shy about expressing his feelings on the matter. He called her visit to El Paso a “politically safe” trip, a “check the box” kind of trip.


https://republicannation.com/border-dem-busts-the-real-reason-kamala-is-going-to-el-paso-border-area/
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Facebook's New Announcement on Satire Doesn't Bode Well for the Babylon Bee...

Last week, Facebook announced that it would clarify the “satire exception” to its “Hate Speech Community Standard.” While this is welcome news for the expansion of content on Facebook, the platform also suggested it would act as a kind of satire police, ruling out certain kinds of satire that “punch down” or communicates “hateful ideas.”

Almost as if on cue, Slate published an article on Tuesday attacking The Babylon Bee for — you guessed it — “punching down.”

In responding to a satirical meme that Facebook removed for “Hate Speech,” the platform’s oversight board made a few recommendations for expanding and then policing satire on the platform.

“Facebook should include the satire exception, which is currently not communicated to users, in the public language of the Hate Speech Community Standard,” the board recommended. Facebook agreed to do this.


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Even Democrats Are Sick And Tired Of Kamala’s Border Failures

Democrat Congressman Henry Cuellar (TX) criticized VP Kamala Harris for going forward with what he said was a “check in the box” visit to the southern border because she is traveling to El Paso instead of the much harder hit cities during Biden’s ongoing open border agenda and crisis.

Cuellar, who lives in Laredo, gave the Vice President credit for giving in and going to the southern border finally, but said it is not enough because she will not go to towns like McAllen or Roma and get the whole picture.

“Yesterday one of my Border Patrol buddies called me to say ‘Why is she going to El Paso? We have 140% more illegals here.’ And I could not give him an answer…Even if she visits El Paso, which is the first step, she must spend time with stakeholders, landowners and county and city officials and I hope she talks to our brave border officials., Cuellar said.


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Defund The Police City Furiously Backpedals, See Why….

All across America, major cities are experiencing spikes in crime. It started around the summer of last year and only continues to get worse. Joe Biden seems to think it has something to do with a lack of gun control (despite the fact most of these cities have ample gun laws). But there’s something else we can point to: the radical, defund the police movement.

In major, Democrat-run cities, police budgets have been slashed to the bone. This has directly contributed to the rise in crime, as PDs lack the manpower and resources to respond to crime.


https://nationalinsiders.com/defund-the-police-city-furiously-backpedals-see-why/
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Ted Cruz Introduces Bill Blocking Federal Funding For Critical Race Theory Training

Senator Ted Cruz on Thursday introduced a bill that would block federal funding for any agency engaged in critical race theory training.

Cruz (R-TX) denounced the “Marxist” training as a means to divide people “between the races.”

“The federal government has no right to force a political agenda onto Americans, especially one that aims to tear down our institutions and divide us based on race,” he said.

The Texas Republican criticized President Biden for rescinding an executive order by his predecessor on the matter and declared “the Democratic Party will stop at nothing to indoctrinate Americans.”


https://thepoliticalinsider.com/ted-cruz-introduces-bill-blocking-federal-funding-for-critical-race-theory-training/?utm_campaign=TPI06252021PMLB&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI
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Maxine Waters Radical Accusation Against Trump Campaign Likely Says More About Waters Mental Health Than It Does Trump

California Democrat and primetime news spectacle Maxine Waters has once again graced the airwaves with a ridiculous claim about former President Donald Trump and the left is eating it up, as of yet, unwilling to separate themselves from anything anti-Trump, even the insane ramblings of Waters.

The accusation was made Saturday on CNN (big surprise there) while Waters was being interviewed by Jim Acosta (again, no shock for anyone involved). Waters made the case that President Donald Trump’s 2020 presidential campaign was linked to the Capitol incursion of Jan. 6, according to the Independent Journal Review.


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Republicans Shouldn’t Fall for Biden’s Infrastructure Charade

"While this framework deserves to be rejected on the substance alone, it doesn’t get to the heart of the matter, which is that this entire process is a charade. Democrats have made their plans very clear. They want to move the bipartisan plan through the Senate on a parallel track with a reconciliation bill stuffed with liberal wish-list items that will be rammed through on a pure party-line basis."

https://thecongressionalinsider.com/republicans-shouldnt-fall-for-bidens-infrastructure-charade/
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Kamala Harris just admitted something about Donald Trump that no one thought was possible

Kamala Harris spent the last few years smearing Donald Trump as a racist, a fascist and a potential criminal.

But now it’s Harris that has egg on her face.

And that’s because Kamala Harris just admitted something about Donald Trump that no one thought was possible.

It’s been over 90 days since Joe Biden designated Kamala Harris as his administration’s point person on the border crisis.

Since that moment, Harris ignored the crisis, refusing to hold a press conference or visit the border.

But the crisis is spiraling into a political and human catastrophe as the Border Patrol stopped 180,000 illegal border crossings in May, which is the largest number in 20 years.

But now that Joe Biden’s poll numbers have declined both nationally and in key states like Iowa, the administration is suddenly taking the border crisis seriously.


https://renewedright.com/kamala-harris-just-admitted-something-about-donald-trump-that-no-one-thought-was-possible/?utm_source=rrnl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1303476676
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