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"Due to some additional legal matters at hand, I'm not able to give a full formal statement at this time," said Chauvin, who is also facing federal civil rights charges in connection with Floyd's 2020 death. "But, very briefly, I want to give my condolences to the Floyd family. There's going to be some other information in the future that would be of interest, and I hope things will give you some peace of mind."

Derek Chauvin sentenced to 22.5 years for murder of George Floyd; Chauvin issues cryptic public message to Floyd family

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Musing on my TV addiction and observations:

PART ONE

Law and Order.
(It is a victimless addiction-crime)

Crazy Daddy is on The Stand, justifying his bad acts.
Seems the child has sustained years of physical abuse.

Daddy says "Those were PlayGround accidents."

You're right, the Jury dint buy it.

So I'm thinking "If the bad playground theory holds up,
I say we

"TEAR THE PLAYGROUN' DOWN!!!!!"

"TEAR THE PLAYGROUN' DOWN!!!!!"

"TEAR THE PLAYGROUN' DOWN!!!!!"


Seems logical, on a Municipal Level of Responsibility.

It has Probative Value.

And now, BACK TO THE SHOW!
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Hi all.

I have just been reminded of this antiquated quote of mine:

"I'm world famous......and nobody cares."

It's not a slogan; it's testimony.

And I'm ok with it.

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"Superior writing and acting is the success of Great Shows.

This is not one of them.

This is a Troll-Based Forum."


:smee!: Who are the sock puppets?
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Sorry, wrong number.
Turn your head to the right.
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Do you ever confuse your mouse for the remote?

I do it all the time.

That's special.
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Who Dint See This Coming? Shame On You!
Younger Americans Abandoning Capitalism, Embracing Socialism

In a stunning new Axios/Momentive poll, younger Americans are viewing capitalism in a more negative light and finding socialism more appealing.

According to the new poll, this move towards the left for young people is being driven in large part by African-Americans and women.

Axios maintains that the pandemic has been a big driver of the shift.

While there are almost as many theories and opinions on COVID-19 as there are actual cases, the pandemic has effected society in ways no one could have ever imagined.

In fact, chief research officer for Momentive, Jon Cohen, says what many already know, “The pandemic is sure to have lasting impact for decades to come.”


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Ron Tello Culley > Diane Franssen

Hey Tobey I just remembered something.
It will play well in your Tennis Fetish psychosis.
You know where the Culley house was geographically located in proximity of the tennis courts?
Right then.
All that territory was Cedar Circle Kids Territory.
And we called your venue "The Tenna-scourts."
Say it repeatedly.
Glad to know ya!
Big help, huh?

Maybe we can narrow it down to "Sports Neurosis". I'm here to help.

Ron Tello Culley
BTW: Can I take delivery on that squid kid pizza festival?
It's still Capitalism.
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[ EDITORIAL ] Be advised. I forgot. Have an Image.
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"I feel this way all the time."
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If you stare into the center long enuff,
you can find the code to break-in-to the OZRT HQ
and change all the mud to MONETIZE my shite!

Thank you!


Yeah right, I can see it now: Admin is quivering in her high heels. Or Better.

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Someone's grandma is looking good in this!



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My Fringe Element Status is Peer Reviewed.

I can't lose!
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The absurdity of the 1960's prepared me for the future.
Now that I'm there, what up?

The absurdity is digital.

And we blog it.
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"The music was not created to sit in a vault.
It is meant to be shared and heard."
— Nancy Sinatra


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This one.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp5JCrSXkJY

Drummer Dewey Martin, Bassist Bruce Palmer.

I crashed out in their Topanga pad for awhile back in the day.

Nice guys, washed out musicians at the time, 1980's I don't remember...

I like history when I'm in it.

No biggie. Nobody cares.


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One time, I was in the back seat of David Alley's Caddy with his gal, Rachel.
Bruce Palmer was riding shotgun.

I remember there was a lot of driving around the terrain.

We went to the Post Office for Bruce.
He got a letter, opened it up.

It was a Royalty check for 29 cents.

I tell ya, Music is a sick, thankless, cutthroat industry.

I'm so fortunate to NOT make it as a child-actor.
Most of them commit suicide before age 25.
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Horowitz: The Biden administration is making illegal aliens a superior class over citizens

The preamble of the Constitution establishes the purpose of the government: to provide for the common defense and secure the blessings of liberty. Today, we have a government that subverts the common defense of the people, for whom they also abrogate the blessings of liberty. Americans are treated like criminals for exercising basic civil rights during the new COVID regime, while illegal aliens who invaded our border are being invited back at taxpayer expense!

The citizens are not only disenfranchised and stripped of sovereignty, security, and public safety; they are forced to subsidize it as well. On Tuesday, the AP reported that the Biden administration will allow thousands of illegal aliens who were subject to the “Remain in Mexico” policy under the Trump administration, called the Migration Protection Protocols, to return and reapply for asylum if they had their cases dismissed or denied for failing to appear in court. Who do you think will pay for a second round of judicial proceedings for people who should never have had a first round? It sure won’t be the smuggling cartels.


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I'm beginning to remember things.

I can get murdered for some of it.
The "Juicy Parts" in particular.

I'm a Baaaaad man. Depending on who you ask.


So maybe we can just shut up about it already and move on to the next calamity...
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2 things I want to do again.

Root Canal.

DMV.

I had no problems there.
What's all the fuss about?
You had a bad hairball day.

I wore a ponytail.
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Bensweather.com Forecast Updated: Saturday, Jun 26 @ 01:19am

A very strong surface ridge will strengthen across the west coast leading to warmer weather over the next few days. As the ridge drifts southward the flow will begin to advect monsoon moisture back into the area next week bringing an increasing chance of afternoon thundershowers.

In the meantime, we're looking at a gorgeous summer weekend with highs reaching the lower 80's today under mostly sunny skies. Fair and warmer tomorrow as temperatures top out in the mid to upper 80's, about 10-degrees above average.

Winds will remain fairly light and variable with overnight lows cooling to the upper 40's and 50's. As moisture begins to increase Monday we'll see some afternoon clouds with a good chance for widespread showers and thunderstorms at least Tuesday through Wednesday as deeper moisture arrives.

The cloud cover and humidity should also bring temperatures down around midweek with monsoon moisture shifting eastward towards next weekend. Always carry sunscreen with your tire chains.
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The worst part about responsibilities is having to
get out of bed at 2 PM.


All things are negotiable.
And the Upside is... I have no children to hassle me.
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Teacher Retaliates After CRT Banned in Iowa Schools

Leaked documents from an Iowa education agency’s mandatory critical race theory teacher training program show that it really is as bad as we thought. Maybe even a little worse.

In a chart obtained by Benny Johnson of Newsmax and Turning Point USA, items such as support for the “Make America Great Again” movement, denial of white privilege and denial of racism are listed as examples of overt racism and white supremacy.

The celebration of Columbus Day and the assumption that good intentions are enough (regarding racism) are considered examples of covert white supremacy.


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Trump’s Journey To The Border Just Got Way More Interesting


Members of the GOP Study Committee, the largest group of House Republican members, will go with former president Trump on his visit to the southern border on June 30.

A spokesperson for Republican Congressman Jim Banks (IN), the chairman, confirmed the news to reporters. It’s not surprising that Republicans will go with the former president, as border security has been a long-standing hot-button topic leftover from the Trump White House.

“President Trump had four years of working to fix the border. But Biden broke it, and we are now going through the worst border crisis in American history., Banks said in a comment. “That is why the Study Committee has made continuing the Trump legacy our top priority and why we are going to the border with Trump to show how we can stop this national disaster.”


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The Babylon Bee
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Big update on censorship

The Babylon Bee <editor@babylonbee.com>
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Fri, Jun 25 at 1:48 PM


Seth Dillon here, CEO of the Bee. I wanted to give you a quick update, as a lot has happened in the past few weeks that impacts our business—some positive, some negative. I've got a lot of ground to cover, but I'll try to break it up into pieces and keep it brief.

Victory Against The New York Times

As Kyle announced in a recent email, we had a big win against The New York Times. In response to our demand letter, they removed their defamatory statements about us and updated the offending article with a correction. The significance of this can't be overstated. If those statements had stayed in print, the social networks (and other vendors we work with) could have used them against us, citing them as cause for terminating our accounts. Instead, there's now a ton of media coverage highlighting the fact that it was The New York Times—not us—that had been trafficking in misinformation.

A big, heartfelt "thank you" to all of our subscribers and supporters who helped make this win possible. We couldn't succeed in these efforts without your prayers, encouragement, and financial support.

Facebook and the New Line of Attack

Facebook recently announced they'll be moderating satire to make sure it doesn't "punch down." Anything that punches down—that is, anything that takes aim at protected targets Facebook doesn't want you joking about—doesn't qualify as "true satire." In fact, they've made it clear they'll consider jokes that "punch down" to be hatred disguised as satire. They write: "Indeed, humor can be an effective mode of communicating hateful ideas."

Mere days after this announcement was made, Slate published a piece accusing us of having a "nasty tendency to punch down." This is not a coincidence. Having failed in their effort to lump us in with fake news, the media and Big Tech are looking for new ways to work together to deplatform us. They now hope to discredit us by saying we're spreading hatred—rather than misinformation—under the guise of satire.

But we're not "punching down." We're punching back. Conservatives have been on the ropes in the culture war for a long time. We're in a defensive posture, fighting back against the top-down tyranny of the left's progressive agenda that destroys everything it touches. That agenda is fueled and furthered by all the nation's most powerful people, corporations, and institutions. If that's not punching up, I don't know what is.

More importantly, the left's new prohibition of "punching down" is speech suppression in disguise. It's people in positions of power protecting their interests by telling you what you can and cannot joke about. Comedians who self-censor in deference to that power are themselves a joke.

The Chumps at Mailchimp

In case you missed it, Mailchimp suspended our email service this week. They cited "harmful information" as the reason for the suspension, but said it was a mistake and quickly reinstated our account.

For a long time now, Mailchimp has been exercising viewpoint discrimination under the guise of protecting the public from harmful misinformation. We have no interest in staying on a platform that's looking for excuses to censor us by literally scanning the content of our emails. The reversal in this case gives us no confidence that it won't happen again, and perhaps the suspension will be permanent next time. So we're moving on to an email service provider that actually values free expression.

So What's Next?

We're going to keep making jokes on the internet. And we're going to keep punching back—not down—at the left's progressive agenda and their endless efforts to silence us. Will you team up with us in that effort? It'll be like when they assembled all the Avengers and finally defeated Thanos. Except no one will die and you'll get a free coffee table book.

Seth Dillon
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So if I get back to Montello, it will be a crime scene again.
That's on top of what it already is....
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The inventor of the lie detector also created what iconic superhero?

Batman
Superman
Wonder Woman
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Spider-Man

William Moulton Marston, known to 1940s comic book readers as Charles Moulton, had a colorful career: Harvard psychologist, inventor of the earliest known version of the lie detector, and creator of Wonder Woman. (His wife, Elizabeth Marston, likely deserves a lot of credit for the character’s creation as well, and it was allegedly she who suggested that he make his character a woman in the first place.) The connection between Wonder Woman and the Marston lie detector — which relied on measuring systolic blood pressure — is less surprising if you’re familiar with the DC comic. Rather than using violence, Wonder Woman often defeats opponents with her “lasso of truth,” which forces them to confess their innermost feelings.

Source: NPR | Date Updated: June 16, 2021


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Was Kiss an important band in the development of rock or just a superficial shock band in makeup and costumes?

“An important band in the development of rock”?

HAHA

No, they were not important in the development of rock. They were a gimmick from the start, and their primary drive was to make money, not art. None of them were especially gifted musicians, and their music didn't break any ground.

You'll probably get a bunch of answers from the KISS cult about how important they were, and how they were soooo much better than they get credit for.

Pay them no mind. I've personal experience with KISS cultists, and they're almost universally irrational.

KISS was more of a phenomenon than a band. I'll give them credit for their marketing abilities, but that's nothing to do with artistry.


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"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."
-Carl Sagan   

American astronomer Carl Sagan was known and much beloved for his research on extraterrestrial life and the cosmos, which he shared with the public in his earnest, enthusiastic manner on his 1980 TV show “Cosmos,” the most widely watched series in the history of American public television. In his book "The Demon-Haunted World: Science as a Candle in the Dark," Sagan noted that even the simplest scientific concept, fully grasped, can elicit a spiritual experience. “The very act of understanding is a celebration of joining, merging, even if on a modest scale, with the magnificence of the cosmos,” he wrote. “When we recognize our place in an immensity of light-years and in the passage of ages, when we grasp the intricacy, beauty, and subtlety of life, then that soaring feeling, that sense of elation and humility combined, is surely spiritual.”
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Which legendary general was once attacked by a bunch of rabbits?

Napoleon Bonaparte
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George Patton
Robert E. Lee
Alexander the Great

The story is odd, to say the least. It goes like this: In July of 1807, Napoleon was relaxing after wrapping up a war with the Russian Empire. He and his posse decided to enjoy a rabbit hunt, which was organized by Napoleon's Chief of Staff, Alexandre Berthier. Berthier rounded up rabbits for the occasion and caged them until the moment the hunt began, at which point he and his men flung the cage doors open — only to find that the rabbits did not run away. Berthier had foolishly collected farmers' rabbits, not wild ones, and swarms of the friendly and unafraid bunnies headed right at Napoleon and his hunting party. The fuzzy onslaught was funny at first, but the sheer volume of rabbits actually drove Napoleon and his men back to their carriages — making this bunny battle a funny story for the ages.

Source: Mental Floss | Date Updated: June 16, 2021
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