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Without disclosing specifics,
the human race has redeemed itself as an inferior species.

Lock it down!


Fundraising should be easy then...

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It's not blackmail.
It's leverage.
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Let's do this:------------------V

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If it weren't for ppl, I would not have to carry weapons.

I'd save them for large game.
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HITLER HAS DONE BETTER THAN THIS!
Watch: Biden Says Administration Will Use ‘Door-To-Door’ Approach to Convince All Americans to Get Vaccinated

White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki announced on Monday that the administration has a plan to go “door-to-door” to convince people to get their vaccines.

“After the president is briefed by his Covid-19 response team this afternoon, he will speak to the American people about the strong progress the country has made in recovery, because of its robust vaccination campaign,” she said.

“As well as the importance of every eligible American getting vaccinated, especially as the delta variant continues to grow among unvaccinated people across the country. By the end of the week, the U.S. will be nearing 160 million people fully vaccinated. Which is critically important, that fully vaccinated people are protected against the delta variant,” Psaki said.


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:tello: "If those wankas show up here, I will remind them that I am The Montello Foot Shooter.

The injection IS the infection!"
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Who let morons be in charge?
And why are they Brain Dead?

Why does the populace accept it?

Oh, they don't?

Well, how ya gonna squash this bug?
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George Orwell has GOT to love this!

Brum6y, I expect you to weigh-in here.

Let me down, everybody will know.
They don't care, so why bother?
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NOTICE

I'm not a Journalist anymore.

Now, Imma copy and paste operator.

I mostly post at night, mostly.
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Maybe the next news you get is word about your recently murdered kin folk.

It happens all the time, and your number is coming.

Earth sucks.
Let's get out of here.

Montello, anyone?
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If there ever comes a time when I am called to Court as an Expert Witness.. I will lie against everybody.

They did.
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Lesser worseness has happened. This is getting away easy...no help from my friends, this one.

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Is any of this doing any good, really?

Prolly not.

America is on fire
and we have a water shortage issue.

Women and children first.

They get to do a water run....

Don't ask smee to drive. He has steering dyslexia.

Ask to ride in Tessa's Limo. The sound system is in the key of Opera.
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I don't always post this way.

I should.

12 years, what qualifies as should?

The next thing I hear is the last thing I wanna hear.

Don't say it and we can all be home in time for dinner.

Who's cooking?

Can I just get a SAMMICH and move along?
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400 million violated souls on-shore and we are supposed to have faith in the Feds?

I have room in my Bunker Parking Lot.

Please, NO styrofoam coolers.
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At what point does entertainment end and anarchy begins?

Tip me off.

That shrimp on the Barbie.... Can I have one?
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Friends don't let friends post while hungry.

You guys are such a huge disappointment.

Again.


I'm gonna rally to nuke Oz.

Yes, I will....

Yeah right. I take prisoners, where the f do I put them, Barstow?
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I did a mass execution tonight.

2,418 source material emails deleted.

You suffer. I sleep.

Who cares?

I get 300 hits a day no matter what I do.

That's Star Power!!!


It's curiously stupid is what it is...

Barstow is on notice.
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Now that I think about it, I forgot all about smee.

He's not a Role Model, either.
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Yeah, and if I die, I wanna come back as Rontessa.

Show you what.....

Admin will never be the same......

Maybe Yibs will come around.....

I fancy the idea of giving smee the Pink just for kicks.

Abuse of power never felt so good.
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Seriously, I don't care until I do.

There's wiggle room in the court of great debate.

Good luck passing security with your faux stainless steel attitude.
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Lotus is gone.

It's all your fault.

She's coming back Friday.
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It only hurts when I gasp.
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If Dolphins are so smart, how come they get snagged in Tuna Nets?

If humans are so smart...........

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Nevermind.
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Heads are going to roll.

Except smee.

Not qualified.

Now Ginger...she needs a Tune Up!

And I will deliver.

Stupid b!tch.....

She is the perp who disconnected my Internet last week.

"Oh here's an electrical cord, I'll take that"

Stupid is as stupid does, and at what cost?????

I don't care she's 70+ years OLD.

I will beat her inner child and delete her adulthood.

America sucks with peeps as this!!!!!!!!!
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I laughed at "Rontessa".





But... LIMO????

No limousines here. I drive a gorgeous blueberry-coloured Toyota Atara SL, and I love it even though it is not a limousine.





What do you call a citrus-flavoured creamy fluffy dessert in a car?
A limoussine.
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Thx Tess.To repeat: 70+ don't mean shite to me.
You unplug my Internet and you get smacked around.

I have to eliminate stupid before it ruins me first!!!

What is your car sound system?

Are you still driving on the wrong side of the road?
Ya wanna be helpful? I got the Ginger in evidence right now.
Send her to the cornfield.
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BEING OLD IS NO EXCUSE FOR BEING SO FLOCKING STUPID THAT YA GOTTA UNPLUG MY INTERNT SO YOU CAN POWER UP YOUR ELECTRIC SANDER ON A LAME WOOD WORKING PROJECT.

Did I convey properly?


Someway, on a specific level..."PISSED" duzzint quite say it.

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Car sound system is very good. It's one of the reasons why I decided on that particular model, because of the quality sound system - i.e., the surround speakers. (Later models have Toyota-produced speakers which are really not as good.) CD, DVD (with the video showing on the inbuilt satnav screen - obviously not while one's driving, though!), bluetooth, plugged-in external source, etc., etc. Radio as well, of course.

Left side of the road, which is the right side of the road.

We also have the odd "hook turns" at some intersections, mostly in the CBD. (Cars have to get into the left lane, in the intersection, and wait with their indicators blinking right until the traffic light turns red, after which the cars turn right from that left lane. The cars wanting to go straight ahead must take the inner lanes, and cars wanting to turn left had best pray that the car in front of them does not want to turn right. If we assume that straight ahead is northbound trafafic, cars travelling west-east at one of these hook-turn intersections have to let the right-turning traffic in the intersection go first. Confused? Right.







Ouch. Disconnected internet would get my dander up. We're currently in the middle of switching over to NBN, but I've got to wait for electricians to get here tomorrow and do something with the blue and white wires...
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Tessa, please, don't type that much for me. I'm not worthy and I can't read that much without going blind.
I love you but please respect my inability to connect.


COMING SOON
Night of the day of the living dead Ginger.

Bring a mop.
And keep the vacuum cleaner away from her.
I did.
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"Punch it in the curves and brake on the straight aways."

-Peter Norwood

Topanga Canyon, circa 1986 or later.
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Left side of the road, which is the right side of the road.

Says you, Roadcist!
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Around this Forum, anytime is a good time to use Movie Blood.

It's magic.
And it washes out.
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I don't wanna imagine my Dearly Tessa covered in Movie Blood,
unless it's a Major Motion Selfie Picture.

This is an Art Forum.

Adjust your pallets accordingly.

(I can't believe I am still able to spell..)
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OH, BTW...... 1208728 Views

I am beyond explaining it now.

Start talking for me, will ya?

This is all your fault.


[Tessa in 2009: "I think I will create a Talk Show better than the eBay slum."]
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Dear Tessa: (This is Tello talking, right?) :

Thx for all the hosting of my posting.
No greater Honor do I have.

This is The Bomb.
We explode
and get away with it.

Zuckerberg can learn something here.

You take him.

I want Biden as my Lawn Jockey.
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If humans are so smart...........

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Nevermind.
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SPLIT POST - sutures provides by Admin
« Reply #16896 on: July 07, 2021, 09:11:34 PM »
Well, let's see...

There's a pandemic. Right, I heard about it thru my mask.

Our borders are closed. That's rude.
I'm looking after immuno-compromised mother. Better your mum than mine in any living condition!
My heart is taking no guests - all chambers are occupied. Cheeky clever, this one!
I'm frustrated by the prospect of at least the next two years. Pull your hair out one at a time, no matter what color it is.

I don't think this is a goer of an idea. As weird and wonderful as you are, that's just not going to work. DeRp! Now ya get it?

Did I read that you were going back to Montello? No, I POSTED that I am and I need your help.

Wherever you go should be based upon opportunities... Does Montello offer those?
That spot on the lost map offers no more than the opportunity for me to BE an opportunist.
Did you see my past 12 years here? Hello, where are we?


Do I need to edit this yet?

This could actually turn stupid.

I expect it, but not from me!



Executive editing request

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I can't face bringing Zuckerberg to book.

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The diff between news and ads.

News sticks to your face.

Ads stick to your brain, makes you go shopping.

Pretty slick, huh?
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I'm really enjoying the presence of Tessa in this session.

Very rare.

Nice.


I soooo wanna smash Ginger.
Maybe later today.
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