The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

[tellomon]

What? Am I 'sposed to "feel bad" cuz I failed to be THAT great as an achiever?
A girl.. kicking my ass in every event?
 
It's a NO Brainer, I don't play that, and my ass is secure. under Federal Law or some fantastic cover story  with a reason...

I am ALL for Girl Power, but they charge too much for House Calls.

[tellomon]

OK.  345. Happy Now?

Jeez, I can still sniff the essence of crude oil in Ogden.

The town has Great History
and smashing it with scum crime is a great Diss to Humanity.

Small town needs big help

Yeah yeah..... go bend yourself into the Gordian Knot. Should Science lose this argument, take names and first reported so they

ovvur.

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Where the Action is!
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Good evening, Lurkers.

There was a shooting here last night.

Airgun vs. racoons.

It was loud and bloody.
What did I get out of it?

A new hat and coon on the Barbie.

Don't tell.
They prolly got rules and codes about that, too.

Here's 2 irrelevant cartoons:

[tellomon]

Disclaimer: The Tello Files is about story telling vs. news reporting with funny shite added for taste.

Poor taste.

Let them come, with their shiney
Fish and Game Badges.

I wanna make new friends.

So there.

[tellomon]

LOL

I found a special Louisiana Cajon recipe.

"Coon Sauce."

Oh, does it sound Racist?
Let it be sexist too.

FK U.

Good eating is better than bad posting.

Wouldn't both of you agree?

[tellomon]

What's the best way to cook a raccoon?

Then, I opted for a recipe where the raccoon meat is parboiled or pressure cooked to make the it tender. Next, peel and chop enough sweet potatoes to line the bottom of an oven roasting pan. Once the potatoes line the pan, lay the quartered meat over the sweet potatoes and season to your liking.
How to Cook Raccoon: A Forgotten Delicacy | Grand View ...


https://www.grandviewoutdoors.com/predator-hunting/forgotten-delicacy-raccoon

As a young boy, I would sit in motionless suspense as my grandpa Varney replayed the memories of his youth through storytelling. My mind could see the cascading streams and rugged mountains that he painted of his Appalachian home in West Virginia. He could make you feel the emotions of the moment, too. Like the anxiousness of sitting still in bed while a rat snake slithered through the drafty rafters of his old house. Or the disgust of finding an opossum crawling around inside a dead horse. I can still hear him snicker, “I never ate another opossum after that.”

Thinking back to those stories from so many years ago, I laugh at what is considered normal table fare today. For my grandfather and his rural neighbors during the Great Depression, it took a first-person disturbing event to remove opossum from the menu. I clearly remember my grandpa recounting eating chipmunks and raccoons, too. He’d always preface raccoon with, “It’s greasy, but good.” They literally lived off the land around them and nothing went to waste.

People are so used to consuming processed food these days that few actually know what they’re eating; let alone where it came from. Good luck properly pronouncing the list of preservatives listed on the ingredient’s label. Our modern culture has strayed far from what was once considered traditional delicacy.

There is however a movement focused on eating local and fresh. Those behind this movement care about their food. They want to know what farm it came from and was it raised in a cage or not. I applaud them for caring and trying to eat as natural as possible. Often these folks weren’t raised in a hunting environment but are open to hunting, especially because it’s a doorway into the purest proteins known to man: wild game.

Wild game cooking needs no introduction. There are more delicious recipes for wild game than one could eat in a lifetime. What man doesn’t salivate at a red-centered, seared elk steak or brag about their venison summer sausage? No, these quality and mainstream cuts of meat need no cheerleaders. However, it’s the protein often found punted alongside stripe-painted pavement that needs a PR makeover. While perfectly common and a cause for thanksgiving in my grandfather’s time, the raccoon is no longer given a spot at the table.

[tellomon]

Coming up next:

"How to Shave a Beaver".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RvwSobDVTVI

[tellomon]

"If Dolphins are so smart, how come they get caught in Tuna Nets?"

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[tellomon]

155 In Box Source Materials are waiting to be opened.

Where do I begin?

What do you want?

I'm flexible and accommodating.

Duzzint mean I have to actually perform a public service.

I do this for my amusement.

And for the significant yet meaningless RATINGS.

It's kinda like sniping eBay auctions without the costs.

My fun. Your brain. Our E-World.

Woot.

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[tellomon]

"Who looks outside, dreams; who looks inside, awakes."
-Carl Jung   

Swiss psychologist Carl Jung is best known for his theories concerning the unconscious — our personalities, dreams, and intuitions. He believed that to develop a “true self,” each person has to distinguish the ego (individual identity) from the collective unconscious (shared symbols and patterns over human history).

In that vein, Jung helped establish psychotherapy for people who felt their lives had lost meaning, guiding them to examine their individuality. His studies are a testament to the power of looking inward: When we understand ourselves and our place in the world, it gives us the clarity and insight we need to live with purpose.

[*CountessA*]

Jungian psychological theory purports the construct of mind linkage in a sense.

This is as much to say that the mind leaks, or is connected to other minds by some means unknown to us, or that the mind is passed on genetically from the first human or humans.

I am no advocate of these suppositions. "My mind to me a kingdom is"...

[tellomon]

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[tellomon]

https://teapartyusa.org/angry-msnbc-anchor-has-a-message-for-americans-who-are-not-vaccinated/

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https://www.healthline.com/health/cold-shower-benefits

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[tellomon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYCEXg4_lCM

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[*smee*]

You silly little Sebastian ....that video can't be viewed in Skippy territory

[tellomon]

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[tellomon]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Faith_Hilling

[tellomon]

Oh Long Johnson

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kkwiQmGWK4c&t=15s

[tellomon]

Excuse me, friends.....

Did I recently detect 2 conversationalists interjecting text?

Yep.

What did they say?

Send it to me in Braille.

I got eye problems, thx!

[tellomon]

'Sickening': Viral video shows boy ripping American flag from yard, flinging it to the ground as mom watches

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[*smee*]

Yes ...with your sexual habits , no one is surprised you have vision issues

[tellomon]

Go away smee. Nobody likes you.

Emergency Saturday Broadcast! Biden Contact Tracers Planning Forceful Entry Into American Homes Under “Strike Force” Plan

https://www.infowars.com/posts/emergency-saturday-broadcast-biden-contact-tracers-planning-forceful-entry-into-american-homes-under-strike-force-plan/

[tellomon]

"Strike smee by force. A swift kick to the nuts will do.
And then take his parking space."

                           

[tellomon]

MEMO to Admin:

We have more Smileys than Population.

I need to add one more to the collection, please.

We have a bus and delivery vehicles,
but no civilian automobiles.

A car, yes.

Maybe one with Racing Equipment?

Take it under advisement.

THX!

[tellomon]

It was inevitable.
Material so lame, we have to post it just to stay on the air.
Facebook delivers. Watch this.....
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Are there any Furry groups up here?

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Steve Ferrera
+2
this is it

Michael Berg
Oh my!
I sure hope not. We got enough types of crazy up here

Natacha Oberlies
Brittany Martinez 💯

Aly Monsut?
There is, I can't recall the name though, they used to post pretty often like 3 years ago.

Steve Ferrera
+2
Rim Cannibals became not Ha HA funny I guess we scared some folks?

Sheila Kruger Yanez
This is like cos play right?
Sheila Kruger Yanez well… maybe not as much as you’d hope it would be; or so I’m told.

Todd Shaner 🤫🙈🙉🙊

Trevor Duran
Sheila Kruger Yanez cosplay with creepy sex

Sheila Kruger Yanez
Trevor Duran thanks for that lol I was hopeful. But to each their own .

Todd Shaner
Skippy… are you Boomer the dog? Lol

Fred DeLisio
Yeah, cause there's nothing I'd rather do in 100+ degree heat, than jump around in a fur suit. 🤔🤭😆😂🤣

Joann Wilkins
Fred DeLisio little off subject..my apologies. Can you link me to wherever you got your profile picture frame? Pretty please!

This is the closest group
Victor Valley Democratic Club… See More
Victor Valley Democratic Club · 19200 Bear Valley Rd, Apple Valley, CA 92307
GOOGLE.COM

Skippy McCormick
Author
May be an image of 1 person, standing, dog and text that says 'TRUMP SALT Û AMERICA GREAT'

Dave Flavor II
Wait, there are Republican furries!?

Skippy McCormick
Author
"Furries for Trump"

Joann Wilkins
I love dogs 🤷??? don't wanna be one though
😳

Crickett Dyke
Only real critters up here hopefully.

Hazel Mae Fasthorse
You sir, need a FetLife account.

Joann Wilkins
Hazel Mae Fasthorse willing to bet he's got one..

Mike Pyatt
I’ve given up on humanity

Teanna Leggewie
I have a family member who was into furries. Buuuut she randomly blocked me or else I would tag her 😂🤷🏻???

Cher Young
Seriously! It's a real question? You're asking if there are any groups up here who like you not only dress up but also felafel animals? Coz that's the definition of a "fury group" maybe you should keep your illegal and disgusting activity to yourself.
And if you're unaware of the definition... Google is a great way to discover what the hell you're really saying

Cher Young that's not what they are talking about. Furries are a social group and have nothing to do with sex or animals. They dress in full animal costumes and role play.

Cher Young
Kelly Hill well, seems from most comments, most think exactly what I thought

Kelly Hill
Cher Young no. They think it's a sex kink or something gay. No one thinks furries felafel animals.

Cher Young
Kelly Hill
May be an image of text that says '11:13 Sprint d 26% damaging to the suit, and not something they re interested in doing)." A survey at Furry Fiesta 2013 found that 96.3 percent of male respondents and 78.3 percent of female ones reported viewing furry pornography (which, it should be noted, is a broad category and typically quite similar to regular porn albeit with furry traits added); men reported looking at furry porn 41.5 times per month on average, while women reported looking 10.5 times per month. III'

Kelly Hill
Cher Young that's still not people felafeling animals. Furry porn is people in animal suits. Not animals.

Wendy Dianne
Kelly Hill still FELAFELEN weird!

Cher Young
Kelly Hill true but the definition I read was

Cher Young well it isn't true. That's not what a furry is!

Cher Young
Lisa Marie Thomas maybe you don't understand their sarcasm

Joann Wilkins
Cher Young I believe the animals they are having "relations" with... are the other people in costume. They don't remove their costumes while...how do I put this delicately... I think their costumes have secret trap doors. 😬 so they're technically not real animals but in character they're animals. Watched some kind of show about it years ago so I could be wrong but... I think that's the just of it. It's technically not illegal to have "relations" with people in animal costumes 😂😂😂😂
Especially in California

Cher Young
Joann Wilkins awesome. Love this response

Frank Pirolo
+2
No. But We had a RimJobs page for a while.

Debi Levendusky
Frank Pirolo HAHAHAHAAA... This made me laugh out loud!! 🤣🤣😂😆

Tatiana Hope
No need,
But if you feel struggle on a daily basis with social anxiety, and when you step into your suit, and all of that social anxiety immediately disappears and you become much more outgoing and much more talkative while in your suit, the mountain would not help, maybe Hollywood

Timothy Friley
What the felafel? Wow.

Wendy Dianne
Timothy Friley right?!

Timothy Friley
Wendy Dianne don't even know what to say about that one. Just WOW

Wendy Dianne
Timothy Friley hear ya…

Sarah Garvin
Timothy Friley he’s doing a walk from here to NY, evidently in support of numerous causes.

Ron Tello Culley
Is it ok to say felafel here? Sometimes I can't get passed U.

Wendy Dianne
Lake Arrowhead Lgbtq
Have fun furries! We ??u!

Ron Tello Culley
This is what happens when children are not properly supervised.

Ron Tello Culley
And me? I'm sipping Tequila out of a coffee cup. My shot glass is missing. That needs supervising too! Heck, just round up and lock down everything. No more stupid than Real Life. I'm good widdit....

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Plushophilia
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

People who experience plushophilia view stuffed animals in a sexual way.
Plushophilia (from "plushie" and "-philia") is a paraphilia involving stuffed animals. Many plushophiles modify their plushies with a hole or holes reminiscent of those found in sex toys, to allow them to sexually interact with their plushies. Plushophiles are sometimes called plushies, although this term (plushies) can also refer to non-sexual stuffed animal enthusiasts, and to stuffed animals in general.[1][2] It is a form of Object sexuality. And it's smee's favorite sporting event, even if he won't admit it, LOL!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plushophilia

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9 Of The Loudest Animals On The Planet

The planet’s loudest creatures howl, snap, roar and call when they are seeking out food. They also do this to look for mates or simply attempting to locate the way home. In nature, there is a whale that is louder than a jet plane’s engine and a shrimp with the ability to knock out prey with sound. There is also a monkey that could be heard afar as three miles in the distance. We have highlighted a few of these animals that could be located in the skies, in the seas, or on land.

https://theoutdoorwear.com/9-of-the-loudest-animals-on-the-planet/?utm_source=mxl&utm_term=f0efd58303cc0d9edc5d698377bc550d&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=0711-The_Loudest_Animals_On_The_Planet

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drop_bear

[tellomon]

"Inspiration usually comes during work, rather than before it."
-Madeleine L'Engle   

Writer Madeleine L’Engle produced more than 60 works in her lifetime, including bestselling novels such as “A Wrinkle in Time” and several poetry collections. Of course, such a vast and impressive body of work didn’t come easily. L’Engle spoke often of the diligence and perseverance necessary to create. Waiting for a bolt of creative lightning to strike, she explained, is a surefire way to never get started. Her words here remind us that when we commit time and effort to our work, inspiration will follow.

And then smee comes along and flox it all up. So why bother? Futility is a reward, success is an item in the LOSS Column.

[tellomon]

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[tellomon]

Babe Ruth’s MLB Debut
   July 11, 1914
On July 11, 1914, on what the “Cleveland Plain Dealer” called “an ideal summer afternoon (with) an east wind from Boston harbor tempering the heat,” George Herman “Babe” Ruth took to the mound at Boston’s Fenway Park for his first Major League Baseball game. While 11,087 fans packed the park to watch this rookie’s first crack at the majors, no one knew that they were witnessing the beginning of one of the greatest careers in MLB history.

Babe Ruth is best known for his batting genius, but in 1914, the Boston Red Sox were only interested in his pitching. A few months earlier, 19-year-old Ruth led his minor league team to a 6-2 victory over the Philadelphia Athletics, the defending World Series champs. “Not at any stage of the contest did he show any signs of nervousness,” reported the “Baltimore Sun.” After also pitching nine consecutive wins throughout June that year, Ruth looked like the antidote to the Red Sox’s pitching ills. At his MLB debut, Ruth squeaked by with a 4-3 victory over the Cleveland Naps, the league’s worst team. As for his first at bat? He struck out. It’d take some time for Ruth to become the baseball legend we remember today.

An achievement smee will never attain. And nobody will care if he does.

[*smee*]

He can't see that , he's got gloves on

[*CountessA*]

You want Braille?

You've got Braille.






⠠⠍⠽ ⠍⠊⠝⠙ ⠞⠕ ⠍⠑ ⠼⠁ ⠅⠊⠝⠛⠙⠕⠍ ⠊⠎.

[tellomon]

Allow me to Love you for the right reasons!

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[tellomon]

WAIT! How did smee's post come before Tessa's?

I know.

They colluded and flocked it up.

"Transparency" has never been more affordable.
And failure presented as more obvious. 

[*smee*]

I see what you did there


Deleted the post , removed the html's and re-posted ...it's got numb nuts confuddled

[tellomon]

Do something about it.

We can use more explosions here.

Tell ya what: You pronounce this current number and
I will reward you with a 6-month supply of
Gummy Jerky.

1212840

[tellomon]

They taste like ASS, but scientists are baffled to determine which ass it comes from.

Roll the Dice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YWTJ8iZr7ro&t=3s


filip4900 Archive
6 years ago
I love this part, they say it like a battlecry

[*CountessA*]

Yes, the Braille was VERY tricky to convert into a format that would render correctly in this forum.

I posted it twice, deleted because there was an error, and reposted after Smee had already posted his response to my post which was deleted by me.

It makes perfect sense...

                                        ... and you'd best appreciate the Braille.


We SEEEK... the holy... BRRRRRRAILLE!