Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3156905 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #20400 on:** April 05, 2022, 02:09:47 PM »

Snipe

tellomon · « **Reply #20401 on:** April 05, 2022, 02:17:54 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #20402 on:** April 05, 2022, 04:19:59 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20403 on:** April 05, 2022, 04:58:03 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #20404 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:39:24 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #20405 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:42:18 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #20406 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:46:12 PM »

It's wonderful what you can do when yer on yer Meds.

*smee* · « **Reply #20407 on:** April 05, 2022, 07:07:07 PM »

No meds required ...nothing ...not a single prescription ...no pain killers , no anti infamitories
no little blue pills required ...nothing , nada , felafelall

tellomon · « **Reply #20408 on:** April 05, 2022, 07:07:36 PM »

On the "Natch", eh?

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*smee* · « **Reply #20409 on:** April 05, 2022, 07:46:52 PM »

Oh ....if required , I do take 1 beer every 20 mins until the pain subsides

tellomon · « **Reply #20410 on:** April 06, 2022, 04:52:29 AM »

Curious. I drink 2 beers and get hurt.

tellomon · « **Reply #20411 on:** April 06, 2022, 05:02:11 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20412 on:** April 06, 2022, 05:21:54 AM »

What used to be a funny motto has long since become a true damage report:
"I'm world-famous and nobody cares."
Now I wonder if my small contributions to society actually add up to a significant tally in life's WIN Column.
This is not a survey. It's a renewed friends request.

"We all live alone together"
-Joey Carducci

tellomon · « **Reply #20413 on:** April 06, 2022, 05:44:50 AM »

Now there's a post-suicide helpline.

www.do_over.org.

tellomon · « **Reply #20414 on:** April 06, 2022, 06:04:15 AM »

I watch a lot of TV.

Sometimes I can't tell where the shows stop and the ads begin.

tellomon · « **Reply #20415 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:45:26 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20416 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:51:46 AM »

Cop drama show.

Cops interrogate a female suspect.

She confesses " I had an affair and I broke it off."

Not a good outcome for the Bloke.

tellomon · « **Reply #20417 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:55:47 AM »

"I admit: I love life but I hate everything about it."

(With rare exception: Lotus, Welfare and cold beer.)

If I was here, I would agree...

I'm here and I claim plagerism on all counts of human angst.

tellomon · « **Reply #20418 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:05:25 AM »

Friends don't let friends drink and post.

"I'm clear for take-off."

tellomon · « **Reply #20419 on:** April 06, 2022, 11:56:36 AM »

Not all of life is about light, love and unicorns.

There will be TV Crime shows, depicting the hard yellow underbelly of humanity, so get used to it.

*smee* · « **Reply #20420 on:** April 06, 2022, 12:33:24 PM »

I dont want to see whats under your belly

tellomon · « **Reply #20421 on:** April 06, 2022, 12:45:28 PM »

Relax. You were not invited to it.

Get back to work.

tellomon · « **Reply #20422 on:** April 06, 2022, 12:50:22 PM »

Laptop scroll pads should be outlawed.

The worst that tech has to offer. If ya don't have a mouse, get one or stay off the net.

*smee* · « **Reply #20423 on:** April 06, 2022, 01:47:25 PM »

Couldnt agree more , they are about as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike

tellomon · « **Reply #20424 on:** April 06, 2022, 01:50:53 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20425 on:** April 06, 2022, 07:36:54 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20426 on:** April 06, 2022, 07:49:17 PM »

Let's discuss movies.

I have TV access to a million of them.

Most do not interest me.

Here's why:

They are all rip-offs of old themes.

Young people venture into forbidden woods.

Road trips gone wrong.

Alien invasions by creative means.

Crazy hillbillies gone wild.

Natural disasters in your face.

Haunted everything.

Criminals on the run.

Dirty cops.

Killer cheerleaders.

Aggressive germs.

And dysfunctional inbred families in public office.

Ho-hum, what else is on?

tellomon · « **Reply #20427 on:** April 06, 2022, 07:54:00 PM »

And what really churns and burns me is inferior REMAKES.

Yeah, there's originality for ya (dumb-ass Hollywood)!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #20428 on:** April 06, 2022, 07:58:46 PM »

Killer plant movies are few, yet good.

Little shop of horrors.

Attack of the killer tomatoes.

Day of the Triffids.

The happening.

The Ruins.

And more:
https://phasrmedia.com/15-best-killer-plant-movies/

tellomon · « **Reply #20429 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:05:34 PM »

If you ask me of my favorite flicks, I'd say

The Big Lebowski

Outbreak

28 Days Later

Super 8

The Heathers

Pump Up The Volume

Sucker Punch

Westworld

The Andromeda Strain
(The remake is actually very good!)

And Communion, to name a few.

tellomon · « **Reply #20430 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:12:40 PM »

My most fave oldie:

The Day the Earth Stood Still.

I like Gort.

tellomon · « **Reply #20431 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:27:42 PM »

The creepiest flick:

The smee Amigos.

tellomon · « **Reply #20432 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:42:35 PM »

The worst, most dishonest scripted line in every flick is:

"Everything is going to be alright."

tellomon · « **Reply #20433 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:52:06 PM »

“With inflation up 7.5 percent in the last 12 months, consumers of all income brackets are struggling to find a way to make ends meet."

2 out of 3 Americans Living Paycheck to Paycheck

https://breakingnewsalerts.com/living-paycheck/?utm_source=BNAnewsletter&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=BNANL20220406

"Is this news or just more, bigger of the same?"

tellomon · « **Reply #20434 on:** April 06, 2022, 08:57:39 PM »

How about the flicks where you just can't trust anybody?

No, wait! That's real life!!!

*smee* · « **Reply #20435 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:09:20 PM »

What about

Im gonna Tello you what you did last summer

tellomon · « **Reply #20436 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:13:04 PM »

Go ahead. It was eventful as your last winter.

Besides, you don't watch movies...you collect them.

*smee* · « **Reply #20437 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:21:23 PM »

Honey I just shrank the 3 amigos was one of my favs

*smee* · « **Reply #20438 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:21:56 PM »

Throw Tello off the train

tellomon · « **Reply #20439 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:26:57 PM »

Stephen King's porn classic "The Bed Zone" went straight to DVD. Got a copy?

tellomon · « **Reply #20440 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:31:09 PM »

So funny, when I read movie reviews that use the term "Turkey" to sum it up.

tellomon · « **Reply #20441 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:34:48 PM »

Get twisted: Forget the "Mad Scientist" and get
"Happy Science" in your day!

tellomon · « **Reply #20442 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:39:25 PM »

Key plot flicks:

Give me the key

Swallow the key

Hide the key

Use the key

Lose the key

Make a copy of the key

Key Largo

Key Lime Pie

Key word

tellomon · « **Reply #20443 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:47:03 PM »

In the older flicks of the 20th Century,
women were hysterical and men didn't believe them.

In modern times,
women are the boss and men are pussies.

tellomon · « **Reply #20444 on:** April 06, 2022, 09:54:39 PM »

Filming Location Matching "Los Angeles River, California, USA"

https://www.imdb.com/search/title/?locations=Los%20Angeles%20River,%20California,%20USA

tellomon · « **Reply #20445 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:15:25 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20446 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:17:32 PM »

Movie plots where "No" is a plan
and "Yes" is not a good idea.

tellomon · « **Reply #20447 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:20:27 PM »

Movies with children:

Sometimes I wanna see the adults get spanked
and let the kids drive.

tellomon · « **Reply #20448 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:26:56 PM »

One thing worse than Earth being ~~invaded~~ visited by
intelligent extraterrestrial entities is

PISSED OFF ALIENS
and they know where we live.

And to think that we have been infected all along is unthinkable.

(What's taking so long for the Mothership to land?
It stopped to pick up hitchhikers.)

tellomon · « **Reply #20449 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:36:34 PM »

A Portal to another dimension?

Ha! Nowadays you'd be lucky to make it up the on-ramp.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3156905 times)