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Robert Williams
Former Intelligence Analyst at U.S. Army



If a police officer pulls you over for speeding and asks “do you know how fast you were going?”, is it better to respond with an honest answer saying how fast you were going or to just say you were unaware?

My dad, 3 uncles, 5 great uncles, well over 20 cousins are all law enforcement.

I’m 53, and an inveterate speeder. I pretty much drive 10–30 mph over the speed limit everywhere that’s outside of the city (live in a city of 100k people, and travel all over the state for work, all the time).

I get pulled over at least 6 times a year. So far this year I’ve been pulled over 8 times and got 1 ticket. On average, I get a ticket once every 2 years. Yes, I normally get a ticket less than 10% of the time I’m pulled over. My wife gets mad at me for it, lol.

When I am speeding and see a LEO (Law Enforcement Officer) put their lights on, I IMMEDIATELY do the following:

Slow down, then start braking when it’s safe.
Pull over, as far off the road as I can without getting stuck or hitting something, etc.
Lower all of my windows, and kill my engine. If at night, I turn on the interior lights so the cop can see inside easily as he walks up.
Put my right hand on top of the steering wheel, and my left on the window seal of my door.

Then I wait for the officer to approach.
If he asks “Do you know how fast you were going?” I add at least 2mph to whatever my speedometer actually said, and add that “I have no excuse: no emergency or anything, I was driving too fast.” If he simply tells me, “The reason I pulled you over today was for excessive speed,” I immediately say something very close to the following: “Yes sir. I was going XX. I have no excuse, I was driving too fast.”

At that point, at least 1/2 the cops I’ve dealt with over the years at least raise their eyebrows- if not more- in surprise.
When they ask for license and insurance, etc, I first tell them where it is (wallet, center console) before I move, at all.

I pretend that every cop that pulls me over is one of my elderly uncles, and behave, and speak, with the utmost respect- regardless of how they may come off to me.

Those guys/women deal with people all day long who lie, argue, and are simply hard to deal with. The easier I am to deal with, and the more safe the cop feels when standing beside my car on a busy highway, the less likely they are to try and stick it to me, and maybe even give me a break.

I get a ticket less than 10% of the time I’m pulled over for speeding. Courtesy, simply understanding that the officer’s normal day is a pain, and trying to make at least the part I’m involved with go as easily as possible goes a LONG way to helping the officer relax.

No one wants to help people who argue with them. Simply tell the officer what happened, be honest, and you are far more likely to drive away with nothing more than a warning than a ticket than if you are combative, argue, and lie.
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Thursday, December 4, 2008
Law & Order ‘Knock Off” a Knock Out

This episode of Law & Order, “Knock Off” was no counterfeit. It was a riveting story with great acting and good use of all the key players. It also featured some excellent guest stars. I wondered, though, did they make Katee Sackhoff wear her same clothes from Battlestar Galactica? Most satisfying was when McCoy gets the upper hand with Shalvoy, even though Shalvoy tries to stick it to him at the end. I am really enjoying Jack as District Attorney, and I am looking forward to him running for office. My first question is – where can I sign the petition for Jack for DA? If NBC was smart, they would get one going today, just for fun. A few notes of humor that Sam Waterston fans probably enjoyed were the Hamlet references. I’ve done a few pieces about Sam and Hamlet - I call it “Samlet” when he’s in it – on my companion blog,These Are Their Stories, here, here, and and here if you are interested

All in all, this was an excellent episode and left me wanting more.


Anonymous said...
I couldn't agree more! I LOVED this episode and I thought this was the best episode by far for the past couple years. I loved how the detectives seemed a lot better this episode and I really enjoyed how they split them up. I too thought the hamlet references were funny. It had all the little touches... I loved Cutter barefoot on the bed, washed socks and shirt hanging from the bathroom shower. I am so happy because they finally showed the true McCoy, it has taken a while, but it showed him true to himself, yet still playing politics, but in his way. I hope the rest of the season is this good, because this was truly a great episode. I can't wait until next week!
December 4, 2008 at 12:36 PM


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Deputy Lenz's widow is a Hottie and she can cry on my shoulder anytime.
April 7, 2022 10:55 PM


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Mark Twain invented
bra clasps.

The long-term uses for a product do not always materialize during the inventor’s lifetime. Such was the case with Mark Twain — the celebrated writer born Samuel Clemens — who filed a patent for a clothing accessory when he was 35 years old. Twain found wearing suspenders uncomfortable, so he came up with a device he called an “Improvement in Adjustable and Detachable Straps for Garments.”

What he envisioned was a versatile two-piece strap — preferably elastic — that fastened with hooks. The hooks were inserted into a series of rows of small holes, chosen depending on how snug (or loose) the wearer wanted their garment. Twain thought this simple, gender-neutral tool could customize the fit of a wearer’s vests, shirts, pantaloons, or stays, a corset-like object that women wore under dresses.

When Twain submitted his patent, in September 1871, Henry C. Lockwood was attempting to patent a similar invention he described as an “elastic waist-strap.” Utilizing a process known as “interference,” the U.S. Patent Office had both men compose statements in order to determine which design originated first. Twain responded by writing a characteristic short story, explaining how he had given the idea thought for four or five years before making his prototype that August. The office accepted his claim to being first, and patent no. 121,992 was granted to Twain on December 19, 1871.

However, thanks to changing fashions — waistcoats with adjustable buckles, dropped waistlines that accommodated belts — his garment straps were not produced for several decades. In 1914, four years after Twain’s death and long after his hard-won patent expired, Mary Phelps Jacob patented the first bra from handkerchiefs and ribbon. When she sold her patent to the Warner Brothers Corset Company, they added Twain’s straps to the back to keep the garment in place. 


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code issues

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Hello my Dear;

Not long ago I was posting cartoons from Cagle.com no problem.

Recently the image code became "WEBP" and the site won't take it.

No acceptable code, no post.

Help!

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Which came first:

Fried chicken or scrambled eggs?
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The Human body is a Horror Show.

Here's evidence:


861 - Extreme Ear Wax Removal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIs2e5NHUXQ

WARNING: GRAPHIC CONTENT BUT IT HAS A HAPPY ENDING
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Ya gotta wonder: how did the patient allow themself
to get that way? Sick!


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Huh.

It says here mass murderers use the internet to stalk their victims.

I'm using the internet to entertain my victims.

My hit counter could be lying, but I know Big Brother is a fan.


Who is watching who? And why?
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Don't remind me: it's a world of choices.

What do I choose here now?

What can I post and get away with it?

More human body horror shows.
Blood and pus and nose hair?

Hate mail?

Mr. Sticky?

Hot Rodding and hi-way death scenes?

Beach murder?

Steve Irwin comix?

Total destruction of stuff?

Gardening porn?

Fake crime?

Cooking with methane, religious suicide,
buckets of clowns or tempting food poisoning?

Aww hell, I don't care what.

Go google yourself.
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The Tello Files Delivers.
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"Can I borrow 10 bucks?
They're making me pay for the bullets."
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Buckets of Kitties.
Keeping a balanced perspective here.
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Exciting! Check Out These 9 Trans-Friendly Kids' Shows Coming To Disney

The most important mission of children's entertainment is to instruct young minds in gender confusion and the most depraved sexual practices imaginable. In keeping with that time-honored mission, Disney is certainly delivering! Way to go, Disney!

Here are 9 exciting new trans-friendly shows for you to enjoy with your kids:

Sex & the City Junior - You loved the classic HBO show, now you can enjoy the reboot featuring 12-year-old trans kids! Is your trans kid like Carrie, or are they more of a Samantha?

Lightning McDragQueen - Everyone's favorite red racecar is now a woman! It's never too early to induce severe gender dysphoria in children, and this delightful new adventure in Radiator Springs will do the trick!

Boy Meets Boy - About time this show got an update for 2022!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Top-Surgery - Cartoon trans turtles help kids get over their fear of getting a double mastectomy at age 14. Important.

Good Tuck Charlie - A shot-for-shot remake of the Disney classic show Good Luck Charlie—except everyone's trans now. NICE.

Doc McStuffin Her Pants - 6-year-old Dottie McStuffins realizes she's actually a boy trapped in a little girl's body and proceeds to perform gratuitous transition surgeries on all her stuffed animals.

Avatar: The Last Genderbender - The original Avatar featured themes of honor, duty, forgiveness, friendship, and sacrifice. This new version will teach something even more important: gender non-conformance.

Hormones Montana - Follows the exciting journey of Hannah Montana as she gets prescribed testosterone by a therapist at school without her parents' permission to become Hank Montana! 

Muppet Gaybies - Don't be the only parents on the block without a gay baby. Sit them in front of the Muppet Gaybies today!


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And here is the meaning Of The Round Table.....
« on: June 13, 2009, 08:25:09 PM »


The Round Table is and always will be an "Enigma" =

mystery: something that baffles understanding and cannot be explained; "how it got out is a mystery"; "it remains one of nature's secrets" an inexplicable occurrence or situation: a contradictory character: a question, picture, etc., containing a hidden meaning; riddle.

Origin:
1530–40; < L aenigma < Gk aínigma, equiv. to ainik- (s. of ainíssesthai to speak in riddles, deriv. of aînos fable) + -ma n. suffix of resul

I think this say's it all......



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My arse is already broken, but....

I bust my eyeballs doing this here Files.

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So, right then...what's on your Telly?

I got mine on.


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