Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2959275 times)

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2300 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:50:02 PM »

Quote from: smee on November 08, 2009, 10:44:45 PM

Tel , Tel . Tel , those meaningless temptations come along everyday

a good Roo happens once in a lifetime

its like would you rather eat free macdonalds burgers all day long or have a decent

hearty feast waiting for you when you get home ??????

mmmmm ~ tough one smee...maccas ?...spuds ?....maccas ?...spuds ?....maccas ?...spuds ?....maccas ?...spuds ?....maccas ?...spuds ?....maccas ?...spuds ?.... M.U.S.T - R.E.S.I.S.T ! temptation !

*smee* · « **Reply #2301 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:54:38 PM »

Yibs !!!! are you saying Roo is a spud ????? she will be spitting chips !!!!

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2302 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:55:45 PM »

Just an analogy smee that didn't come across the way intended....

*smee* · « **Reply #2303 on:** November 08, 2009, 10:59:02 PM »

hey Roooo .. yibs said you're a spud

yeah no worries Yibster I wont say a word

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2304 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:06:28 PM »

Your going to Hades smee.....

*smee* · « **Reply #2305 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:09:25 PM »

do you think he is waiting with open arms for me little green man ???

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2306 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:11:32 PM »

Who's green ?..

*smee* · « **Reply #2307 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:27:13 PM »

ok so you are a chameleon ?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2308 on:** November 08, 2009, 11:29:34 PM »

Tonight I'm "Nomad"...the character from the game crysis... tomorrow who knows ?....

Roo · « **Reply #2309 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:27:39 AM »

Well....Spud is better than the other four letter word starting with S that I got called by Shuggy!..ROFL

Roo · « **Reply #2310 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:31:07 AM »

Countess! Perfect emoticon!

Now...if you could just be a real friend and insert it in my previous post...I would be forever grateful.

Why does my computer always lock up when I try to post a emoticon?

Is it a glitch?

Doesn't seem to happen anywhere else...***insert quizzical look here.

*smee* · « **Reply #2311 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:31:39 AM »

she didnt did she ???? ....... even she wouldnt stoop to that level would she ?????

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2312 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:32:46 AM »

Quote from: Roo on November 09, 2009, 12:31:07 AM

Countess! Perfect emoticon!

Now...if you could just be a real friend and insert it in my previous post...I would be forever grateful.

Why does my computer always lock up when I try to post a emoticon?

Is it a glitch?

Doesn't seem to happen anywhere else...***insert quizzical look here.

Roo ! your not cruising this place without a tin foil hat are you ?...shame on you... protection girl !

Roo · « **Reply #2313 on:** November 09, 2009, 12:42:18 AM »

No Yibs..no tin foil hat..lol...but I was wondering if the Countess has tweaked something.

I was guilty of Splitting a thread one night...lol

***insert sheepish look

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2314 on:** November 09, 2009, 06:11:11 AM »

they're nut culled "the enemy" for nuthin roo......

tellomon · « **Reply #2315 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:10:45 PM »

Izzint jealosy one of the 8 Deadly Sins?

It's not acceptable in a Civilized Society.

So I made $40 last night for playing Drums....duz that make me a sluut?

C):-{= <" 40 bux richer than any other sluut... "<<

The hangover was free--I was having free drinks all night, courtesy of "The Girls"

Calm down, Roo. I met them long ago, way before I met you.
They're Fans and Admirers.

You are my ONLY Online Luv!

cupie · « **Reply #2316 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:17:11 PM »

No, that makes you a whore, you got paid....

tellomon · « **Reply #2317 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:28:06 PM »

I'm buying drinks!
You better be nice to me or you'll go thirsty...

C):-{= <" theres no bizniss like Ho bizniss... "<<

cupie · « **Reply #2318 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:31:38 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 09, 2009, 03:28:06 PM

I'm buying drinks!
You better be nice to me or you'll go thirsty...

I could say the same to you....hot and cold on tap....24 hours.

tellomon · « **Reply #2319 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:38:25 PM »

Hot and Cold Blondes on tap?

Yeah, I'm working on that!

cupie · « **Reply #2320 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:45:01 PM »

Hot and cold
=
Nice and Nasty

tellomon · « **Reply #2321 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:47:25 PM »

I play that!

cupie · « **Reply #2322 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:51:01 PM »

I noticed...!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2323 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:52:50 PM »

C):-{= <" what plays on the net stays on the net. except ebay, where they delete everything... "<<

cupie · « **Reply #2324 on:** November 09, 2009, 03:59:25 PM »

...and what goes around, comes around.....

tellomon · « **Reply #2325 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:01:30 PM »

What are you driving at?

Don't be dissin' the Geezers now.....

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2326 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:09:09 PM »

There's jealousy... and there's jealousy.

If we didn't all have the capacity for jealousy, we'd be earthworms without knuckles or backbones, and the passion of our emotions wouldn't bite so deeply, capable of lifting us to rhapsodic heights and letting us fall into the abyss of misery. There's no point in blaming fire for burning the logs placed in the flames...

... and love wouldn't be love without the fires of jealousy.

(The weird thing is when jealousy springs up out of nothing, like a maggot looking for a corpse.)

cupie · « **Reply #2327 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:10:06 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 09, 2009, 04:01:30 PM

What are you driving at?

Don't be dissin' the Geezers now.....

I think you've got that covered...lol.

In Oz, it means that if you can dish it you should be able to take it!!!....Aussies speak with tongue in cheek.....not dagger in hand.....just saying.

tellomon · « **Reply #2328 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:14:16 PM »

Yeah yeah.....

Shouldn't you be stealing gifs or something?

cupie · « **Reply #2329 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:47:55 PM »

Not too many of yours interest me Tello, and with Yib it's give and take...he's a mate....... (As if he hasn't already stolen the Man vs Mouse Gif?)...dreamin...!!!

BTW...the same gifs are all over the net....= community property...where do you steal yours from?

*smee* · « **Reply #2330 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:52:23 PM »

hey that one was mine woman !!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2331 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:54:38 PM »

.where do you steal yours from?

the eBay Boards!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2332 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »

cupie · « **Reply #2333 on:** November 09, 2009, 04:59:22 PM »

Too right.....so....

cueperkins · « **Reply #2334 on:** November 09, 2009, 05:03:20 PM »

Quote from: smee on November 09, 2009, 04:52:23 PM

hey that one was mine woman !!!

Straight off the net when I nabbed this one...(can't help it if I have the same good taste can I?)

tellomon · « **Reply #2335 on:** November 09, 2009, 05:10:56 PM »

Here's some fun stuff to tangle yer cursor into!

http://www.freakingnews.com/Superhero-Police-Pictures--1212.asp

tellomon · « **Reply #2336 on:** November 09, 2009, 05:16:25 PM »

12600+

tellomon · « **Reply #2337 on:** November 09, 2009, 11:47:05 PM »

I found some "nasty stuff on the internet".

I won't post them here.

Google "it" yerself.

*smee* · « **Reply #2338 on:** November 10, 2009, 07:10:21 PM »

See whats happened to them 4 skirts you bite the uvva nite !

tellomon · « **Reply #2339 on:** November 10, 2009, 07:43:14 PM »

Their email addys still work!

tellomon · « **Reply #2340 on:** November 10, 2009, 08:06:05 PM »

12700

tellomon · « **Reply #2341 on:** November 10, 2009, 08:38:42 PM »

Moderated by admin/mod team

*smee* · « **Reply #2342 on:** November 10, 2009, 08:40:17 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2343 on:** November 10, 2009, 09:14:01 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2344 on:** November 10, 2009, 10:00:42 PM »

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http://www.junkyarddog.com/

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more of these salvage yards can help you, you will be contacted
by them. The request is sent one time, and does not go on a list.
Therefore there is no need to send an e-mail asking to be removed
from a list.

Your request for the following has been sent:

1998 Ford Truck/Van - Ranger

Vin #:
Engine Size: 2.5L
Number of Cylinders: 4 Cylinders
Drive Train: RWD
Transmission: Manual
Number of Doors: 2 Doors

PARTS NEEDED:
Engine Accessories => Other Not Listed
Power Steering Pump

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___________________________________________________________________

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tellomon · « **Reply #2345 on:** November 10, 2009, 11:14:47 PM »

The X-Files

Chris Carter listed television series Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Twilight Zone, Night Gallery, and Kolchak: The Night Stalker as his major influences for the show. Actor Darren McGavin who played Carl Kolchak in Kolchak: The Night Stalker appeared in two episodes of The X-Files as Agent Arthur Dales, a character who is described as the "father of the X-Files." ...

http://www.experiencefestival.com/a/The_X-Files_-_Influence/id/1964114

tellomon · « **Reply #2346 on:** November 11, 2009, 12:37:32 AM »

Quote from: smee on November 10, 2009, 08:40:17 PM

How come this post dint get axed???

Goose > Gander.

tellomon · « **Reply #2347 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:13:24 PM »

Hello 898sarahg,

We appreciate your participation in the eBay Community Forums. We are writing to
let you know that we removed the following post.

According to Frany, she looks nothing like that now.

Prolly cuz she got egg on her face!!!!

<a
href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/felafel%
20You/felafel_you.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"
>[/url]

.
<a href="http://photobucket.com"
target="_blank"><img src="http://i146.photobucket.
com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-
gifs/EbaySniperBadge.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">[/url]
________________________________________________________________________

Procedural warning looks like this

Friday, November 28, 2008 4:26 PM
From:
"Ron Tello"@yahoo.com>

To:
"Ron Tello"500@yahoo.com>
___________________________________________

NOTICE PROCEDURAL WARNING

Exceedingly Vague, Dense & Obscure Dictum.

Intellectually Disingenuous Corporate Propaganda.

Morally Bankrupt Check-List.

World's Greatest Double-Talk Award Winning Essay.

Savage Defiance of Logic Score Card.

How-To: Defile The Doctrine of The Ordinary Man.

Willfully Misleading Group User's Data Print-out.

Fraud and Larceny To-Do List.

Malice Aforethought Laundry List.

Wanton Subversion of Human Intelligence Annual Report.

Cruel and Unusual Business Practices Handbook.

A Vile & Obscene Mockery of Civilization Handbook.

Black Magic Hoaxes and Demon Memorandum Dossier.

Shuck and Jive from the 7th Layer of Hell-Tourist's Guide.

The Language Your Mother Warned You About -Homework Assignment

The Random Musings of Salaried Pin Heads, Geeks, Mongrols and Pickeled Punks.

Multiple-Choice Quiz - Correct Answers Optional.

R.I.C.O.-Grade Corruption & Social Degradation Agenda.

Pretzel Logic Contempt of Reason Spreadsheet.

Your One-Way Ticket to Insanity Day-Planner

Eternal "Duh" Moment, INC. Newsletter

Disposable Shame & Humiliation Passport.

If 6 were 9, You'd be a Cheezlog Sweepstakes Entry Form.

Crackhead's Eye Chart.

Braindead Cafe Menu.

Thought Police Academy, Vocabulary Study Sheet.

Screw-Loose Contractor's License.

Indigent Vegetable Soup Victim's Service Warranty.

Personal Hysteria Insurace Policy.

Credibility Gap Invoice.

Notice to Quit and Placate - Landlord's Copy.

Shiester's Service Agreement.

"The Carpetbagger's Guide to The Galaxy" Promo Flyer.

Pulp Friction Advertisement.

World-Famous Dictator's Crossword Puzzels & Growth Chart.

Screwed, Blued and Tatooed Customer Receipt.

The Losing Team's Game Plan - Reader's Digest Version.

Do It Yourself Train Wreck Owner's Manual.

The 12-Step Program Revisited, Edited by Griff.

Business Model Glue, Paint and Parts List.

Demon Scouts' Field Manual.

The eBay Employee's Potty-Training Survival Guide.

The eBay Doomsday Checklist & Field Report Logue.

The eBay Battered Souls Team Roster.

(to be continued, or not...)

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/43168.jpg

*smee* · « **Reply #2348 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:28:54 PM »

So you agreed with tha slap then ?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2349 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:39:01 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 12, 2009, 07:13:24 PM

Hello 898sarahg,

We appreciate your participation in the eBay Community Forums. We are writing to
let you know that we removed the following post.

According to Frany, she looks nothing like that now.

Prolly cuz she got egg on her face!!!!

<a
href="http://photobucket.com" target="_blank"><img src="
http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/felafel%
20You/felafel_you.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket"
>[/url]

.
<a href="http://photobucket.com"
target="_blank"><img src="http://i146.photobucket.
com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-
gifs/EbaySniperBadge.gif" border="0" alt="Photobucket">[/url]
________________________________________________________________________

Procedural warning looks like this

Friday, November 28, 2008 4:26 PM
From:
"Ron Tello"@yahoo.com>

To:
"Ron Tello"500@yahoo.com>
___________________________________________

NOTICE PROCEDURAL WARNING

Exceedingly Vague, Dense & Obscure Dictum.

Intellectually Disingenuous Corporate Propaganda.

Morally Bankrupt Check-List.

World's Greatest Double-Talk Award Winning Essay.

Savage Defiance of Logic Score Card.

How-To: Defile The Doctrine of The Ordinary Man.

Willfully Misleading Group User's Data Print-out.

Fraud and Larceny To-Do List.

Malice Aforethought Laundry List.

Wanton Subversion of Human Intelligence Annual Report.

Cruel and Unusual Business Practices Handbook.

A Vile & Obscene Mockery of Civilization Handbook.

Black Magic Hoaxes and Demon Memorandum Dossier.

Shuck and Jive from the 7th Layer of Hell-Tourist's Guide.

The Language Your Mother Warned You About -Homework Assignment

The Random Musings of Salaried Pin Heads, Geeks, Mongrols and Pickeled Punks.

Multiple-Choice Quiz - Correct Answers Optional.

R.I.C.O.-Grade Corruption & Social Degradation Agenda.

Pretzel Logic Contempt of Reason Spreadsheet.

Your One-Way Ticket to Insanity Day-Planner

Eternal "Duh" Moment, INC. Newsletter

Disposable Shame & Humiliation Passport.

If 6 were 9, You'd be a Cheezlog Sweepstakes Entry Form.

Crackhead's Eye Chart.

Braindead Cafe Menu.

Thought Police Academy, Vocabulary Study Sheet.

Screw-Loose Contractor's License.

Indigent Vegetable Soup Victim's Service Warranty.

Personal Hysteria Insurace Policy.

Credibility Gap Invoice.

Notice to Quit and Placate - Landlord's Copy.

Shiester's Service Agreement.

"The Carpetbagger's Guide to The Galaxy" Promo Flyer.

Pulp Friction Advertisement.

World-Famous Dictator's Crossword Puzzels & Growth Chart.

Screwed, Blued and Tatooed Customer Receipt.

The Losing Team's Game Plan - Reader's Digest Version.

Do It Yourself Train Wreck Owner's Manual.

The 12-Step Program Revisited, Edited by Griff.

Business Model Glue, Paint and Parts List.

Demon Scouts' Field Manual.

The eBay Employee's Potty-Training Survival Guide.

The eBay Doomsday Checklist & Field Report Logue.

The eBay Battered Souls Team Roster.

(to be continued, or not...)

http://i146.photobucket.com/albums/r271/rontello/eBay%20nasty%20pix-gifs/43168.jpg

Dude ya text is rather extreme... can ya make it smaller ...please...my screen is only so big... I'm not dissin ya so don't take it that way.. it's just constructive criticism.... :green:

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2959275 times)

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