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Oh, you've got that armorial bearings programme, hmm?
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Memo to: self

December 1, '09
9:00 PM PST


There's something "Shifty" going on around here at Oz Central.

Rivers change course.
It happens over decades.
Or overnight.

Anyway you slice it: it messes up Real Estate Assessor's Maps and shite.
One Property Owner gains some land.
And there's losers, too.

Traffick trends across the Oz Boards are doing the "shift".
This is the analogy.

Previously, the Threads that were a-poppin' on the RT and Fountain are now dead zones.
And now the Coinerz' Sin Bin is the #1 "Destination Thread".

Whooda thunk???

Now the New Kids are popular and the Gang of Olde are smoking dope in their Club House.

It's good dope, too. I'm not complaining.

Just an observation; Just sayin'......

Change can be brutal to those who end up being the loser.

Bottom Line: My Threads are losing Market Share, and I gotta get a New Act!!!!!

<<STOP>>

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We need a thread analysis, get on it !..put the feelers out..assign the case to Smee's analysis services...he does it fer nik's !...mate rates...

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It's all about PERCEPTION.

Slick Marketing.
Glitzy Advertising.
Neon.
Bells and Nipples.
Silly Mind Control and Electronic Welfare.

Give the People what they want.
They wanted blood, they got blood.

Now they want Designer Blood.

They're never satisfied.

I delete their names from my Address Book.

And trudge forward, one hour at a time, Monday thru Friday during waking hours.

And as always: "No Cover Charge".
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analysis? letz start here.... please explain the inclusion of "Bells and Nipples" telloooo?

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See?

Advertising and Marketing and "Buzz Words" WORK!

I got yer attention.

Now give me yer money.

You just bought an "Intellectual Widget".

Q: Guess what I'm doing all the way to The Bank?

A: Asking for directions....
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This just in!

I remember now.
Not more than a year ago when I was cyber-hanging out with Zoo from Abbottsford, Canada (my partner in Thread Trashing)...we were both croozing for new Drummers' Chat Rooms to infiltrate.

I found one, all about Drum building, so we went in there and showed 'em our stuff.

Well, those Brown-nosers put a stop to us THAT NIGHT!

Next day, I went there just to see the ruins.

My browser was hijacked by those brats, and instead of getting to the crime scene, I was redirected to the Home Page of the Crayola Crayon peeps.

How did they do that?

I know WHY, so don't bother.

It just seems to me that not everything is Peachy Perfect on The Web.

Including here, too.

Hey: anything is worth a try.
Just leave the crying out when ya fall on yer cyber-bum.

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Tello...us Aussies are different..we appreciate individuals that are able to be uplifting...yet have a sense of humour to see what is behind the written word.

Aussie women like bad boys too....lol

And as everyone knows...Aussie women always have the last word. :pmsl:

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Let me hear you say "Bells and Nipples".
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Nevada Area 51 Groom lake works it's magic again....

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Tello...us Aussies are different..we appreciate individuals that are able to be uplifting...yet have a sense of humour to see what is behind the written word.

Aussie women like bad boys too....lol

And as everyone knows...Aussie women always have the last word. :pmsl:

no they dont lol

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and dont say "yes they do"....

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"You just bought an "Intellectual Widget".

nope i just "bought" a tello wood duck lol

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Nevada Area 51 Groom lake works it's magic again....

How do you do that?

And WHY?
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"You just bought an "Intellectual Widget".

nope i just "bought" a tello wood duck lol

Gr8..you are wrong....I am right...no further discussion is needed.lol


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lol roo well yes u are u got the last word..... almost...


hey roo u better read that newspaper article yib posted houston there may be a wedding night problem, apparently a "certain" groom MAY have a ceramic knob..... or i may have read it wrong lol (could be a good thing lol)

i blame cupie .....

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16000 :yess: :alert: :motorbikeride:
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Guys - it's OK to have a laugh but I guess it's a question of whether this is a public forum or not and as well, not all coinies are men. Masturbating stick men and f***ing animals can be for some women like myself, somewhat offensive. I don't think that I'm a prude but you can insult some of the women in a new forum like this with this sort of banter. You all seem fairly internet savey so perhaps just show off privately to eachother and not the world. I popped into the forum last night and I was really disturbed at the images. And yep I did a report in the name of reasonable adult behaviour.  I guess that we need to ascertain what this forum is for and the rating that applies. If watching a women get her face punched in (post 601) and watching animals fornicating and then having little male images running around masturbating than I'm outta' here.
Yours in genuine coin collecting,
Robbie

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What part of this Thread's title is vague and misleading?
"Sin Bin", to me, does not evoke images of Bible Stories, the virtues of the Mormon Church, Holistic Diets or Liberal Causes.

No.

To the casual (read: novice) observer, this is a place of unconventional discourse. A quick glance prooves this out.

Freaks, Zealots, Lunatics, Harlots, Charlatans, Carpetbaggers, Buskers, Snakeoil Journeymen, Self-Proclaimed Messiahs, Urban Peasants, Deposed Rural Kings, Lonely Housewives, Internet Noobs and Boobs, Media Mavens, Rock and Roll Relics, Visionaries and the Elite Dregs of Society all have seen their way to converge here, (and the Sin Bins of the RT and The Fountain) either by chance or choice...and it amounts to nothing (much) more than an Internet-based "Theatre of The Absurd", formatted to fit your screen.

This is a Post-eBay Safe Harbour/Social Gathering Kiosk for the Refugees and Refuse of that Megalithic Cesspool with the colorful logo, and a black heart.

This is uncharted territory; a grand experiment in the fine tradition of Walden. And Alice's Restaurant.

Hard Core Members here, collectively, take our psychotic propensities and fractured funnybones seriously.
We take salt by the pound because grains are diminutive and insufficient.
We take "No" for an answer when "Yes" is not an option, and the questions are lame....
We celebrate embraces.
And embrace celebration, but not necessarily in that order.

In the midst of kaos and confusion within the cozy confines of this venue comes reverse psychiatry and a penchant for the macbre, the mediocre and the magnificent.
Pop Culture is mocked, Conventional Wisdom is exploited and every Taboo is reduced to a dirtclod fight.

Anything goes. But not everything stays.
As we are all nondescript, difficult to categorize Posters, we have a duty to keep the Mods bizzy or they will implode from idleness.

The rollicking events of the past 47 hours has showcased their talents, wisdom and Holiday Avatars.

It does get better; this is not the pinnicle of Posting Perfection, as unobtainable as it may seem. The OzRT is still an infant, and occaisionally we get a load in our shorts. Any wonder why being an Admin is a dirty job? LOL!

We're always honing our skills, venturing into murky social norms and sharpening our razor-sharp wits.

And goddammit,


The Three Amigos* DELIVERED!!!!

Please consider this: Ya can't PAY for entertainment like this!!!!
And you don't.

"The Incident", as we shall call it, was a Cozmic Flook of Psuedo-Epic Porportion.
We were posessed by the Great Spirit of Boundless Freedom. The same way school kids bust a move when the Teacher steps out for a smoke and a swig.

There was a distinct 'dominoe effect' which precluded the dilligent purge.

The CEO of Smee Enterprises, Inc. started it, prior to post #26 here:

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1425.20

The deleted image was a cartoon of a foxy Lass, essentially giving a snowman a lapdance, standing up. Sure, it was sexy. Sexual? Only the Mods think they know for sure.

Now compare that with smee's "elephants" pic, here: (page 31, #600)

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1361.600

See it's still there. Fine.

Now, compare that with one of Yib's recurring gifs; the one entitled "Kermit goes wild".
That was never an actionable offense.
Until now.
It was soon to follow in the progression of "The Incident". It was there.
And now it's GONE.

After that, "Sickman" made a Cameo Appearance, courtesy of Pb account "area 51", which is a subsidiary of Yibida Enterprises LLC.

That's when "The Action" started.
It was pure posting pandamonium, and "Stickman" was the star of the show.
I made sure of that.

We knew full well what we were doing:
 "Stepping over the line, rolling it up and throwing it away".
That was bold, brash, fearless, foolish, and comically irresponsible!
Uncharted Territory had been elevated to a popular neighbourhood Mosh Pit.

Stretching beyond the notion of "Boys' Night Out".....it was a SEIGE!

And it WAS OURS, BABY!

And not a Mod as far as the Mind's Eye could see.
(Is this an indictment of the Mods? FLOCK YEAH! But that's another Thread waiting to happen...)

As if this should have a conclusion, I offer the following tidbits of  confounding Wisdom:

A) Contrary to the Talking Heads, "This IS a party, This IS a disco. This IS fooling around.

B) People who post in glass houses don't care who's looking in. It's the 'Lookers' who need to use  discretion and discernment.

C) If you can't take the heat, stop setting fire to yourself.

D) Life gives you 2 Knobs: Change the Channel. And OFF.   

And now, for your continuing enjoyable enlightenment, I give you the Late, Great George Carlin with his enchanting diatribe:


The Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On Television.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_Nrp7cj_tM



Flock you, and Goodnight.



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Administrative "Laying it on the line". Yes, it's me getting tough.

Not anything goes.

That's why we have forum guidelines, and why the admin/mod team enforce them (when necessary to step in).

There IS a fate worse than the Sin Bin, and it involves getting mail.

This also shows something rather interesting... that context has a place in whether or not we remove images as well. In this context, Smee's elephant picture was deemed acceptable, particularly in light of his "caption", whereas the Kermit picture was not. That's because context can add or remove shock value and the message of a picture. All of that is taken in to consideration. It's quite possible the same image can be acceptable in one context but not in another.

Okay, now let me see where the urban peasants are. BRING OUT YOUR PEASANTS! Out with them. BRING OUT YOUR PEASANTS!
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Sorry , Am I to understand that you wish me to post a picture similar the Elephant one but with  Pheasants ?

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Smartalec Smee.....lmao....

Tello....consider yourself TOLD....lol

She's got a drawer full of these you know.... :biggirlpants: :biggirlpants: :biggirlpants: :biggirlpants: :biggirlpants:

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Oh I got "told" alright.
Not nearly the fallout I had anticipated.

The 'Death Row' Thread concept is a winner.
Try to develop one, and keep it public.
I need the Media Exposure.....
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Yep I agree....I think the 'Death Row' Thread is a real winner....it's like top shelf black label whisky kinda profanity...a Three Amigo's trilogy of smut, debauchery and bad taste....Can you make a buck on that?

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Broker a deal!
I need an Agent.
Pls!
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Smee, just supply an image of a cart full of dead (or "I'm getting better") peasants. Monty Python...
"No man is an Iland, intire of it selfe; every man is ...a part of the maine; ...any mans death diminishes me, because I am involved in Mankinde"

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Here's a True Story that happened to me in 1986, Topanga, California.
It's entitled "The Perils of Censoring Artists".

This was back in the day when I published "Agitprop"' Aggitational Propaganda.
It was the "Omer's Law" series. (MY name was Omer of Topanga)

This was REAL cut and paste, using print medium; graphics and text sirred up into collage and posters and stuff, all designed to mock conventional wisdom, Church, State and the Institution of Marriage, dysfunctional family and police repression.

Photocopy machines made it happen to produce the elements of each project, plus mass copies (usually 20) of the final product.

In town, there was a copy shop, which I frequented regularly. I was always in good standing with the owners & employees.

Now, this one particular time, I was producing a magazine, not a poster. It featured real stories, and parody ads, targeting various negative aspects of American Culture.

It was Top Secret stuff in production.

One day I go to the copyshop and this one gal named Michelle was on duty.
It was routine, until she began badgering me to let her see my stuff.
I said no.
What was I thinking when I gave in? I told her this was "secret shite, etc., so consider yerself fortunate to get a sneek peek at my latest, greatest work".

So I'm running my copies and she's flipping thru my work pages.
About halfway thru my copying work, she says "No. Stop. Stop. You can't do this".

An arguement ensued.
She claimed that she was offened by some of the material.
I claimed that I was OUTRAGED that she would pull this crap on me, AFTER I told her this was secret stuff, and I didn't want to show her....

I gathered up my things, didn't pay and stormed out, telling everybody on scene what went down. Peeps said "Oh, that biotch again?"

Next day, I informed the owner of this incident. And I offered to pay for what copies I had made, prior to being dissed.

Guess what? Michelle got fired that day. And I continued to produce and publish my mag/rag.

It was a huge success. It carried the stigma of Michelle's attempt to stop me.
And as such, eventually, in a matter of weeks, Michelle was forced out of town by the townies who don't like Artist Repression...or her!

The item that inflamed her was a parody ad called "Big Eddie's &unt Shop".
Not an attack on or an abuse of women, but rather, "an attack on abusive women".

Oh! The Savage Irony!
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This thread Won't die as long as our sorry asses point to the ground !....LOL





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Speak for yerself.
My ass is fine.
A bit fat, but fine.....
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I never said anyone's ass was fat....just pointing to the ground....

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I don't understand.
What about the ground?
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? Tello...... are you sayin that you don't know if your butt is pointing to the heavens or the earth???

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Another aussie saying you gotta unlearn dude...

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? Tello...... are you sayin that you don't know if your butt is pointing to the heavens or the earth???

Sideways.  :roflmao:
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A bit fat, but fine.....

Ahhhhh - understand! ;D

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Yep I agree....I think the 'Death Row' Thread is a real winner....it's like top shelf black label whisky kinda profanity...a Three Amigo's trilogy of smut, debauchery and bad taste....Can you make a buck on that?

http://www.wilhelmscream.net/
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Alright whats going down ?... 27 signed on today fer the cruize and no one scribbles their signatures on these threads ?.... 

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What?
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We've probably had a fair few lurkers online today too...bit of a rash *scratch* *scratch*.......

Could also be the wet blanket effect....lol....*wink*

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Yo tello greetings... I'm saying 27 peeps logged on but no big discussions taking place...

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Cue So ya saying we're getting famous ?...

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just a lurkin - waitin fer the entertainment !!!!

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Entertainment Costs...Wyze...

And Yib....more than famous.......Infamous !!!!

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ha - ya probably right. Still have sore sides form the other ( ahem ) night. priceless !

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Cue So ya saying we're getting famous ?...

Show me the money!

just a lurkin - waitin fer the entertainment !!!!


Me too!
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ha - ya probably right. Still have sore sides form the other ( ahem ) night. priceless !

Funny I got the impression some were definitely not amused.....lol