Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2837641 times)

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3000 on:** January 06, 2010, 06:59:38 PM »

That's Tellos latest ride...

golden · « **Reply #3001 on:** January 06, 2010, 07:55:01 PM »

aaaahhhhh, 3 Harleys and 1 grasshopper

*smee* · « **Reply #3002 on:** January 06, 2010, 11:24:02 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3003 on:** January 07, 2010, 06:17:32 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #3004 on:** January 07, 2010, 10:18:25 AM »

The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) tellomon

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tellomon · « **Reply #3005 on:** January 07, 2010, 03:45:22 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #3006 on:** January 07, 2010, 04:47:40 PM »

If a Siamese Twin Commits Murder, Does His Brother Get Punished, Too?

http://www.slate.com/id/2240595?wpisrc=newsletter

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3007 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:19:15 PM »

His brother was there, so he is an accessory.

If one brother is sacked from his job, does that mean the other gets serverance pay?

*smee* · « **Reply #3008 on:** January 07, 2010, 11:56:58 PM »

and so is their siamese cat !

*barny* · « **Reply #3009 on:** January 08, 2010, 08:23:20 AM »

When a person with multiple personalities threatens to commit suicide, should you call a hostage negotiator ???

tellomon · « **Reply #3010 on:** January 08, 2010, 10:57:42 AM »

Please consider the plight of the Double-Bass Drum Set.

I do.

I'll never sleep again!

Seriously, I gotta get me an Agent....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3011 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:00:38 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 08, 2010, 10:57:42 AM

Please consider the plight of the Double-Bass Drum Set.

I do.

I'll never post again!

Seriously, I gotta get me a shrink ....

?

tellomon · « **Reply #3012 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:05:23 AM »

You dissin' my Drums, Ross?
Or do not have any appreciation for Art & Culture?

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3013 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:25:42 AM »

i yam dissing only u tello ... lol and btw you are dissing a a lot of serious and semi serious threads that should be left alone imo

i love ya and your excellent sense humour, your culture and your drums tello but you need to be a little more (ok a lot more lol) sensitive at times imo we are losing members otherwise

apologise for my one off "diss" but what you dish out u will get back + sprouts

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #3014 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:26:28 AM »

not here .... working ... said my bit

tellomon · « **Reply #3015 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:27:49 AM »

Uh-oh.

C):-{= <" shakedown time.... "<<

tellomon · « **Reply #3016 on:** January 08, 2010, 11:42:36 AM »

"Lovely plumeage..."

tellomon · « **Reply #3017 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:10:41 AM »

Pea Picker

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=9271546&cat=409&lpid=

tellomon · « **Reply #3018 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:12:42 AM »

Cotton Picker

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=218&ad=9271347&cat=409&lpid=

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3019 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:23:20 PM »

OK then...

Where's the Nit Picker...?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3020 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:49:12 PM »

Tello when I was a kid this very bike was called a "Dragster" in Australia...I had one like I'm sure every other kid had one here... bought back heaps of memories of my young years !...

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3021 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:51:34 PM »

I didn't.

No bike of any description.

My parents didn't think it was safe. I did get a very good scooter, though.

tellomon · « **Reply #3022 on:** January 09, 2010, 03:52:12 PM »

Schwinn is a deadly disorder, and it leads to Hot Rodding!

Look what happened to me!!!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #3023 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:21:27 PM »

Re rhythm - like some coloraturas, I have a tendency apparently to speed up when singing passages with a lot of notes in them. The more the music turns away from quavers to demi-semi-quavers, the faster I seem to sing it...

I imagine a drummer couldn't afford to get carried away like that.

cupie · « **Reply #3024 on:** January 09, 2010, 04:34:55 PM »

Quote from: *Brum6y* on January 09, 2010, 03:23:20 PM

OK then...

Where's the Nit Picker...?

I'm not the Nit Picker
I'm the nit pickers son
But I'll pick Nits
Till the nit picker comes...

tellomon · « **Reply #3025 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:09:35 PM »

What's going on here?

I'm the OP.

I have a right to know.

*barny* · « **Reply #3026 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:25:38 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 09, 2010, 05:09:35 PM

What's going on here?

I'm the OP.

I have a right to know.

No, friend Tello, you don't...

Coz mostly when you post on other peep's threads, they have no idea what is going on...

tellomon · « **Reply #3027 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:42:20 PM »

And that's my fault, why?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3028 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:44:20 PM »

If peeps have no idea come here http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1673.0 no one on this thread has any idea so you won't feel outta place...LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #3029 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:50:30 PM »

Cheap, shameless Plugs is what this site is all about!

Keep the Faith.
Share the Booze.

*barny* · « **Reply #3030 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:50:43 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on January 09, 2010, 05:42:20 PM

And that's my fault, why?

I don't see this this as a "fault" issue...

Its just that you are a different person from most, and you live half a world away geographically, and a galaxy away in the way your mind works compared to mine..

I mean no disrespect here Tello, its just the way it is..

tellomon · « **Reply #3031 on:** January 09, 2010, 05:54:15 PM »

"Is".

Lemme get back to you on that.

http://www.saludacymbals.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=216&start=100

tellomon · « **Reply #3032 on:** January 09, 2010, 06:57:30 PM »

Spam the Spammers:

http://hotjobs.yahoo.com/job-search-k-Roadie

Sorry, we didn't find any Roadie jobs.

* Check your spelling and avoid abbreviations.
* Use the Guided Search menu to the left to expand your results.
* Try related keywords: tour, music tour, music

Flock me! I really dint want the job anyway!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3033 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:01:19 PM »

Quote from: *barny* on January 09, 2010, 05:50:43 PM

Quote from: tellomon on January 09, 2010, 05:42:20 PM
And that's my fault, why?

I don't see this this as a "fault" issue...

Its just that you are a different person from most, and you live half a world away geographically, and a galaxy away in the way your mind works compared to mine..

Right, then.
May I remind you that I don't drive on the wrong side of the road...?
I got "The Goin' On"!!!

Thx!

*smee* · « **Reply #3034 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:02:52 PM »

its not your fault the steering wheel is on the wrong side either

golden · « **Reply #3035 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:06:34 PM »

Hey ya Yibs, NO NOT EVERYONE HERE HAD ONE!! Some of us just dreamt of one, maybe make friends with the kid next door, to get a 2 minute ride! But NO! Worse still it looks like the 3 speed!!

tellomon · « **Reply #3036 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:07:36 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 09, 2010, 07:02:52 PM

its not your fault the steering wheel is on the wrong side either.

Adjust yer tool box for higher elevations.

tellomon · « **Reply #3037 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:12:27 PM »

21200

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #3038 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:23:54 PM »

I could go anywhere in the world and swim around in any lake in any direction or side. Ducks have no restrictions on how they swim around their ponds. Pretty lucky really.

tellomon · « **Reply #3039 on:** January 09, 2010, 07:26:53 PM »

Duck logic.

Right.

Poddy · « **Reply #3040 on:** January 09, 2010, 08:25:03 PM »

In that case

In Montello, no one cares HOW you play Drums.

Dats logic

lacey · « **Reply #3041 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:24:33 PM »

Quote from: *Yibida* on January 09, 2010, 03:49:12 PM

Tello when I was a kid this very bike was called a "Dragster" in Australia...I had one like I'm sure every other kid had one here... bought back heaps of memories of my young years !...

lol, I had one of those. It was irridencent green, my fav colour. Got it for my 13th b'day.

golden · « **Reply #3042 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:30:15 PM »

Are they really that old??? Was the wheel invented??? Did Retro have one???

*Yibida* · « **Reply #3043 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:31:43 PM »

Those bikes were the hottest things around back then....

cupie · « **Reply #3044 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:35:05 PM »

Dragstar......hot stuff....lol

lacey · « **Reply #3045 on:** January 09, 2010, 09:39:05 PM »

watch it Goldie locks. I'm not that old yet!

That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #3046 on:** January 09, 2010, 11:45:05 PM »

I found this piccy on the net
It looks like my brothers' dragster which were the coolest bike in the late 60's early 70's to have
We all loved that bike, had handle bar streamers, metallic fleck seat cover, sissy bar, gear stick
He rode about 5 miles to his work as an apprentice on it
Great bikes

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3047 on:** January 10, 2010, 12:12:07 AM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on January 09, 2010, 04:34:55 PM

Quote from: *Brum6y* on January 09, 2010, 03:23:20 PM
OK then...

Where's the Nit Picker...?

I'm not the Nit Picker
I'm the nit pickers son
But I'll pick Nits
Till the nit picker comes...

I went to a theatre restaurant for a Christmas party ... and they had the same ditty - but it went something like this:

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That Varieties Gal · « **Reply #3048 on:** January 10, 2010, 12:12:58 AM »

you missed the last post brumbs

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #3049 on:** January 10, 2010, 12:18:32 AM »

(too late to even bother embarrassing myself)

News:

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