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Ron Tello Culley Wow. Default now. No Filters. Nice going Mr. Zuck.
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            Ron Tello Culley I'm on my way to die right here, know what I'm sayin' ?

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            Ron Tello Culley Is my Hype overwhelming yet?
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            Ron Tello Culley Fact is: I spent more money on my Drums than you did on your House.
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This is one reason why I can go for days without checking up on the latest posts here....................

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what are you doing up at 4am numb nuts

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ok got it .... numb nuts is up early to go fishing

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have you seen this movie ?

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its on tv here tomorrow night
looks like its got Wednesday from the Addams familiy movie in it

and the Aussie girl who is married to Ellen

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Col. Darryl Harrelson February 2 at 12:38am
Thought you might be interested.

Col. Darryl Harrelson
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I am so sorry to inform you that Mr.. Robbins passed away in his sleep at 4:30am today.

 He had a number of complications that were too much to overcome.

 Funeral arrangements will be determined in a couple of days.

 My guess is that the funeral will be some time next week.

Ron Tello Culley February 2 at 5:08am
End of an Era.


Col. Darryl Harrelson

A great man and Retired Arroyo HS Band Director John B. Robbins (on right) passed away last night. He inspired a generation of music students to better themselves and he will be missed !




By: Col. Darryl Harrelson
February 2 at 12:46am

     Leonard-Tonya Gainey
Thanks for posting this. He was a great man who brought out the best in his students. He was also a friend and mentor who did his best to keep me in line at a difficult time in my life. To this day as I watch high school bands perform, I still compare them to how Mr. Robbins taught us. My wife always expects to hear a comment that begins "Mr Robbins would have......."
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            Ron Tello Culley
End of an Era.
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            Lora Louise Jones
            Aw, I'm so sorry, Col. D>>>if MY band teacher died, I'd be in tears for WKS.!! He's still hangin' in there, in his 70's. His name is Clarence Acox, and he was best buddies with Quincy Jones. I used to sit on the steps of Garfield High, and ...stare at Quincy's house from across the street, at lunch time...then, I got to meet him, one day, during his 50th birthday celebration at the school, and played a song for him that I had written on the guitar. Wow. So long ago...I'm sure he'll be missed. :)
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            Emma Lee Balsz
Im sorry for your loss Darryl, I know you were very fond of him, I hope he rest peacefully...Love you Emma
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            Ron Tello Culley
Wanna bet he has his Bullhorn with him????
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Between You and David Buehler

David Buehler February 2 at 9:36am

RON,
JOHN PASSED AWAY EARLY THIS MORNING. HE HAD BEEN IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A LITTLE WHILE. I'LL PASS ON MORE INFO AS I GET IT FROM THE FAMILY.

Ron Tello Culley February 2 at 9:40am
I got it from Darryl, reposted to my wall. thx!

David Buehler February 2 at 11:39am
OK. TRYING TO LET ANYONE KNOW WHO KNEW HIM. ONE OF HIS RELATIVES WORKS FOR MY BROTHER.

Ron Tello Culley February 2 at 11:48am
I remember when I was 5, the AHS Marching Band rehearsed around Cedar Circle; I sat on the curb to watch the parade. At the fore was JBR, and his flocking Bullhorn. What a trip....


David Buehler February 2 at 1:43pm
I REMEMBER HIM MARCHING BEHIND US WITH A MAJORETTES BATON IN HIS HAND AND IF ANYONE GOT OUT OF STEP, HE'D SMACK THEM ON THE BUTT. THAT WAS BEFORE ALL THE SEXUAL HARRASSMENT shite. IT DIDN'T MATTER TO HIM OR THE PARENTS IF IT WAS A GIRL OR A GUY.

Ron Tello Culley February 2 at 1:56pm
JBR is a Legend.


Ron Tello Culley February 6 at 2:35pm
Re: JBR: I suggest a Work of Literature be made about him, featuring comments, quips and anecdotes from us, for example.
We can compare notes at minimum......
-Remo Ron




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Here it comes: I need to resolve my 6th Grade Issues with you, Patti! Anytime............while I'm awake and NOT Dreaming aboot YOU!
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            Ron Tello Culley I met this girl in Second Grade, something around 1964....I am He Who Remembers!
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            Ron Tello Culley I'm INFATUATED...confessed...
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            Ron Tello Culley Good thing she dint marry me.
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            Ron Tello Culley Yeah. I GOT issues.
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            Ron Tello Culley She's PATTI JOHNSON, Yo!
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            Ron Tello Culley I met her in 2nd Grade. Ya, ISSUES!
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            Ron Tello Culley Catch me crying...NOW!
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            Ron Tello Culley She said she always liked me...38 years AFTER the Fact...
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            Ron Tello Culley Why did The Brady Bunch get kicked off the air?
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            Boog Mann GO FOR IT!
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            Ron Tello Culley Right Boog! Like go get the BIG Fish that got away...
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            Ron Tello Culley I had a Paper Route.
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            Ron Tello Culley btw: Patti: GET OUT OF CALIFORNIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Check it: I'm posting this Girl So HIGH on a Pedestal so high...I can look up her Dress!
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            Ron Tello Culley I dint ask for this, Boog.
            Thx for the damage reports!
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            Boog Mann You aint damaged, She digs you, you dig her, ya'll need to do dinner.
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            Ron Tello Culley No. I OWN my Damage.
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            Ron Tello Culley Patti?
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            Ron Tello Culley I can look at this Image...and cry every time.
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            Ron Tello Culley Look at her face! I read stuff into it, like: "Look at me...you will NEVER have your way with me.."
            And so it goes...
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Jennifer Smith
I like that little squirrel. Are you being sweet today?
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            Ron Tello Culley No.
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            Jennifer Smith Damn. I thought there was good in everyone. ;)
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            Ron Tello Culley Not consistently....
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            Jennifer Smith I wonder if some people have any good at all in them. (Not including you)
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            Ron Tello Culley Ask around. Try facebook!
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            Jennifer Smith Nope. They are all just potty mouths.
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            Ron Tello Culley And I'm felafeling NOT???
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            Jennifer Smith No. I don't felafeling cuss either. My 3 year old today said, "felafel a Duck" I think he didn't hear it from me. Me being a saint and all.
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            Ron Tello Culley Ha Ha! Made you run away!
            Me for the WIN!
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            Jennifer Smith I didn't run away?
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            Ron Tello Culley Oh no. You logged off.
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            Tappen Masster and it was oh so good!
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            Ron Tello Culley Naa. Too early in the day for me. Maybe later...
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            Brwyn Goodwin Its Brwyn, but you can call me whatever!
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            Ron Tello Culley Got 5 bucks?
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            Ron Tello Culley Oh my 5 bucks!
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            Brwyn Goodwin OK, just give him the directions! lol
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            Ron Tello Culley Like I have them.
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            Tappen Masster Hey Ron, I thought you had my back. What's up with that?
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            Brwyn Goodwin See ya next time!
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            Ron Tello Culley No Diss, Tap. Just rolling...ya know???
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            Ron Tello Culley Now I feel bad about that Tap incident...
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            Ron Tello Culley Shot glasses are OUT! The Bottle is my objective, right here, uh-huh!
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            Ron Tello Culley LAST CALL!!!!!!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Time's up!
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            Tappen Masster ?*bellies up to the bar* make mine a double!
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            Tappen Masster SAMMICHES??!!! Actually, I wouldn't mine as long as you keep my glass filled. Or just give me a double tap, doesn't really matter.
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Things your Burgler won't tell you.
Feb 14, 2011 7:45 PM

1. Of course I look familiar. I was here just last week cleaning your carpets, painting your shutters, or delivering your new refrigerator.

2. Hey, thanks for letting me use the bathroom when I was working in your yard last week. While I was in there, I unlatched the back window to make my return a little easier.

3. Love those flowers. That tells me you have taste... and taste means there are nice things inside. Those yard toys your kids leave out always make me wonder what type of gaming system they have.

4. Yes, I really do look for newspapers piled up on the driveway. And I might leave a pizza flyer in your front door to see how long it takes you to remove it..

5. If it snows while you're out of town, get a neighbor to create car and foot tracks into the house. Virgin drifts in the driveway are a dead giveaway.

6. If decorative glass is part of your front entrance, don't let your alarm company install the control pad where I can see if it's set. That makes it too easy.

7. A good security company alarms the window over the sink. And the windows on the second floor, which often access the master bedroom - and your jewelry. It's not a bad idea to put motion detectors up there too.

8. It's raining, you're fumbling with your umbrella, and you forget to lock your door - understandable. But understand this: I don't take a day off because of bad weather.

9. I always knock first. If you answer, I'll ask for directions somewhere or offer to clean your gutters. (Don't take me up on it.)

10. Do you really think I won't look in your sock drawer? I always check dresser drawers, the bedside table, and the medicine cabinet.

11. Here's a helpful hint: I almost never go into kids' rooms.

12. You're right: I won't have enough time to break into that safe where you keep your valuables. But if it's not bolted down, I'll take it with me.

13. A loud TV or radio can be a better deterrent than the best alarm system. If you're reluctant to leave your TV on while you're out of town, you can buy a $35 device that works on a timer and simulates the flickering glow of a real television. (Find it atLink)

8 MORE THINGS A BURGLAR WON'T TELL YOU:

1. Sometimes, I carry a clipboard. Sometimes, I dress like a lawn guy and carry a rake. I do my best to never, ever look like a crook.

2. The two things I hate most: loud dogs and nosy neighbors.

3. I'll break a window to get in, even if it makes a little noise. If your neighbor hears one loud sound, he'll stop what he's doing and wait to hear it again... If he doesn't hear it again, he'll just go back to what he was doing. It's human nature.

4. I'm not complaining, but why would you pay all that money for a fancy alarm system and leave your house without setting it?

5. I love looking in your windows. I'm looking for signs that you're home, and for flat screen TVs or gaming systems I'd like. I'll drive or walk through your neighborhood at night, before you close the blinds, just to pick my targets.

6. Avoid announcing your vacation on your Facebook page. It's easier than you think to look up your address.

7. To you, leaving that window open just a crack during the day is a way to let in a little fresh air. To me, it's an invitation.

8. If you don't answer when I knock, I try the door. Occasionally, I hit the jackpot and walk right in.

Sources: Convicted burglars in North Carolina, Oregon, California, and Kentucky ; security consultant Chris McGoey, who runsLink Richard T. Wright, a criminology professor at the University of Missouri-St. Louis, who interviewed 105 burglars for his book Burglars on the Job

Protection for you and your home:

If you don't have a gun, here's a more humane way to wreck someone’s evil plans for you. (I guess I can get rid of the baseball bat.):

WASP SPRAY

A friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She asked the local police department about using pepper spray and they recommended to her that she get a can of wasp spray instead.

The wasp spray, they told her, can shoot up to twenty feet away and is a lot more accurate, while with the pepper spray, they have to get too close to you and could overpower you. The wasp spray temporarily blinds an attacker until they get to the hospital for an antidote. She keeps a can on her desk in the office and it doesn't attract attention from people like a can of pepper spray would. She also keeps one nearby at home for home protection... Thought this was interesting and might be of use.

FROM ANOTHER SOURCE

On the heels of a break in and beating that left an elderly woman in Toledo dead, self defense experts have a tip that could save your life.

Val Glinka teaches self-defense to students at Sylvania Southview High School . For decades, he's suggested putting a can of wasp and hornet spray near your door or bed.

Glinka says, "This is better than anything I can teach them."

Glinka considers it inexpensive, easy to find, and more effective than mace or pepper spray. The cans typically shoot 20 to 30 feet; so if someone tries to break into your home, Glinka says, "spray the culprit in the eyes". It's a tip he's given to students for decades. It's also one he wants everyone to hear. If you're looking for protection, Glinka says look to the spray.

"That's going to give you a chance to call the police; maybe get out."

Maybe even save a life.

Put your car keys beside your bed at night

If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car. The alarm will be set off, and the horn will continue to sound until either you turn it off or the car battery dies.

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Difficulty: low. (While he's on Facebook, our agents search his house. While he's in the bar, our agents search his bedroom and computer. Easy.)
Potential reaction if discovered: calamitous. He's packing heat. Just don't be seen, and agents will be fine.
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Operation Tellowat?

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Background: see Three Amigos file
Difficulty: low, and rising. (While he's on Facebook, our agents search his house and grounds. While he's in the Saloon, our agents search his studio, bedroom and computer. Easy. Until the Flying Monkeys attacked.)
Potential reaction if discovered: calamitous, fatal; no Boo-Boos allowed. Prepare to become Toast. He's packing heat. And boasts of an over-stock of firewood. Just don't be seen, and bring your own drinks, ya wonks!



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You are in The Tello Files Zone.

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