Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2959356 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #7800 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:13:05 PM »

And now, back by popular demand...or my direction....

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*SNIPE page 157*

tellomon · « **Reply #7801 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:27:00 PM »

Some hurtful words were spoken.

More feelings were hurt.

Screws got loosened, nuts went free.

The worst thing than using bad tools is being a Good Tool for The Regime. PC your Game?

Now, I don't wanna banter much, but...... take it Grrlfrenn!

tellomon · « **Reply #7802 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:30:26 PM »

I'm out.

tellomon · « **Reply #7803 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:44:59 PM »

Kerry Vale·
Old Mill Road just before the descent into Crestline.

tellomon · « **Reply #7804 on:** December 19, 2020, 04:46:52 PM »

Diane Hartley
I don't remember this one !

Kerry Vale
Diane it’s the back road into Crestline.

Michelle Marie Parrell
LOVE that drive!!

Ron Tello Culley
Not a lick of snow.
Are we doing winter yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #7805 on:** December 19, 2020, 05:50:54 PM »

No, I'm NOT being careful about what I wish for.

shite happens no matter what up with me, and you, and those gooks over there>>>>>

The Premise is absurd and therefore over ruled.

tellomon · « **Reply #7806 on:** December 19, 2020, 05:56:44 PM »

Shut it all down.
See what happens.

tellomon · « **Reply #7807 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:10:30 PM »

Open it all up
and stay the felafel outta the way!

tellomon · « **Reply #7808 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:19:23 PM »

This:

tellomon · « **Reply #7809 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:20:03 PM »

It's a Jerky Thing.

tellomon · « **Reply #7810 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:23:18 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7811 on:** December 19, 2020, 06:38:09 PM »

Dear God: If I die as unemployed, will I be that way in your House?

I figure I'll be no good and therefore no value.

Can I just get 40 acres and a mule?
Or a Tractor...I'll pay extra!

https://www.deere.com/en/our-company/news-and-announcements/news-releases/2018/agriculture/2018jun18-9rx-tractor-updates/

*smee* · « **Reply #7812 on:** December 19, 2020, 07:06:36 PM »

You dont need a mule

You are the Jackass

tellomon · « **Reply #7813 on:** December 19, 2020, 07:10:29 PM »

You're a sock!

tellomon · « **Reply #7814 on:** December 19, 2020, 09:23:39 PM »

fuggin winter holidaze and 2020 all bundled for our inconveeneece (sp) ,
that's the Plot setting.
Act 1 Scene 1
Now that I'm all likkered up and stoned out of my Hillbilly mind...

I have this to say:

BRB... I need a ciggie so I don't get wiggie...

tellomon · « **Reply #7815 on:** December 19, 2020, 09:39:53 PM »

And then there's all this probative value testimony I can spill; implicate everybody for everything.. and then
where would I be?

In the Trailer Behind the Gate.

Snugs.
Temporarily living better than the Middle Class,
and after my HairCut, I look better than you.

Man, this sudden secret to Riches is gone into OVERDRIVE.

I tend to not think what's Right,
but rather I ponder what's Left...over.

I'm the Clean Up Guy.

And everyday is Halloween in The House of Tello.

Wish I was there.

tellomon · « **Reply #7816 on:** December 19, 2020, 09:58:56 PM »

I play this game cuz it was just laying there so I picked it up and its The Tello Files, since 11 years ago and that's a Major accomplishment in my otherwise droll existence, so here I am to pass along secret documents
for I am in fear of my wife.

I have defenses and fortifications.

I need to bum a bit of Strawberry Jelly.
Now is not the time for Judgement.

Just gimme some goddamm Strawberry Jelly and get over it!!!

This is what happens behind the scenes @ The Tello Files.

OK, you know what.....

I'll catch you later.

I got a new set of bedding that I wanna piss on.
("Field Testing" for the manufacturerererss. Part time job. I need the money cuz pr0n duzzint rate anymore.)

tellomon · « **Reply #7817 on:** December 19, 2020, 10:44:06 PM »

GOD & TELLO Together again Reunion Tour, Almighty Inc. and its sublimities, do hereby declare under duress the following:

No this.
No that.
No you.
Yes, me!

That's how Kings are Faked, Emperors are Mama's Boys, American Presidents are formed, and School kids were a feature topic in Pink Floyd's THE WALL.!

Listen to your Prophets, ya dumb azziz!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #7818 on:** December 19, 2020, 11:22:05 PM »

Oh, listen kids, just a reminder...

All this Tello substance is "WHAT I DO".
Fiction Addiction.
BIG BOY kid stuff, go ask yer Mother.

NOT

Who I am in my secret double-cross underground life.

tellomon · « **Reply #7819 on:** December 19, 2020, 11:34:47 PM »

Who am I kidding?

I sure do wanna get their names.

And ask 'em if they can account for this evidence at hand:

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tellomon · « **Reply #7820 on:** December 19, 2020, 11:40:53 PM »

Numbers are an output.

I'm hunting for The Source.

Like that's gonna change the whirld.

I'm only in this for the Frank Zappa.

tellomon · « **Reply #7821 on:** December 20, 2020, 12:52:09 PM »

https://www.bing.com/search?q=frank+zappa%2Fwere+on+ly+in+it+for+the+money&form=ANNTH1&refig=cfe6756a12344450afbd8c2bf35ebe1d&sp=-1&pq=frank+zappa%2Fwere+on+ly+in+it+for+the+mone&sc=1-41&qs=n&sk=&cvid=cfe6756a12344450afbd8c2bf35ebe1d

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We%27re_Only_in_It_for_the_Money#:~:text=While%20filming%20Uncle%20Meat%2C%20Frank%20Zappa%20recorded%20in,a%20release%20in%201987%2C%20albeit%20in%20incomplete%20form.

tellomon · « **Reply #7822 on:** December 20, 2020, 02:13:02 PM »

Merry Christmas from all of us at Halloween!

http://ghoulnextdoor.com/gnd.html

tellomon · « **Reply #7823 on:** December 20, 2020, 02:14:17 PM »

Hi! My name is Kyra Schon (see handy pronunciation guide here) and I appeared as the cellar dwelling, trowel wielding, mother stabbing, father's arm eating zombie girl Karen Cooper in the original 1968 Night of the Living Dead.

I grew up watching and loving horror movies and I realize how fortunate I was to be a part of horror-film history; it has truly been one of the highlights of my life.

As far as smee and Tello are concerned, I never heard of them. Should I?

tellomon · « **Reply #7824 on:** December 20, 2020, 02:34:29 PM »

Yeah, sure!

You better!

Rawr.....!

tellomon · « **Reply #7825 on:** December 20, 2020, 02:49:38 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7826 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:03:31 PM »

The Next Big Thing will not be televised.

Maybe not see it here.

What you do see here will prolly be....OK in the moment.

Stand by for further insults.

*smee* · « **Reply #7827 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:05:26 PM »

We put the FELAFEL U back in fun

tellomon · « **Reply #7828 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:09:57 PM »

Gil Scott-Heron - The Revolution will NOT be Televised

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8I8duyQqmCI

tellomon · « **Reply #7829 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:10:54 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 20, 2020, 03:05:26 PM

We put the FELAFEL U back in fun

So kind of you to wake up, log in and post!

I consider you as "Back Up".

*smee* · « **Reply #7830 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:17:02 PM »

Ive got a viable country to run here

You are busy making America all flocked up again

tellomon · « **Reply #7831 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:23:52 PM »

No, I report the Flock.

I do not engage in society on the street.

I do not buy lethal substances to exact my Sweet Revenge and
I DO NOT buy from shady Oz Vendors.

You have nothing to sell, anyway....

tellomon · « **Reply #7832 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:31:03 PM »

You know, another haircut for me is not a trauma.
It was a relief.

I can still do my crazy Halloween on my Scooter Video.

I invested in props.

tellomon · « **Reply #7833 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:32:20 PM »

The wig, not the lipstick.

*smee* · « **Reply #7834 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:34:41 PM »

Is that your inflatable intimate partner?

tellomon · « **Reply #7835 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:35:09 PM »

Her name is Manny.
It's short for Mannequin.

PM her.
Hot ceramic women are waiting for your money.

*smee* · « **Reply #7836 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:36:15 PM »

Does she hold her air
Or go down on you?

tellomon · « **Reply #7837 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:42:09 PM »

Brother, truth be known.... I hire her to burst my bubble wrap.
We have Recycling rules here.

Burst or die.

Tuff shite going around.

Shelter in place, and bring a plush toy for comfort.
You can burn it as cooking and heating fuel later.

tellomon · « **Reply #7838 on:** December 20, 2020, 03:50:04 PM »

Fray or Fringe?

Who cares, why bother?

Becuzz shite lives matter while they are active.

https://www.bing.com/search?q=fringe+element&form=ANNTH1&refig=f7c507c86e994b92a0ff4bd5b5dfcf6c&sp=-1&ghc=1&pq=fringe+element&sc=6-14&qs=n&sk=&cvid=f7c507c86e994b92a0ff4bd5b5dfcf6c

tellomon · « **Reply #7839 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:00:03 PM »

Merry Hairy Faery Christmas to ya M8!

All others need to register at m86thecat@yahoo.com

tellomon · « **Reply #7840 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:04:14 PM »

After that episode.. now Jesus is all up in my grill.

I told him to get off the cross, I need the wood.

Jesus is a Human, too.

And a Christ-like TANTY is not uncommon.

Ask the Money Changer's tables!

tellomon · « **Reply #7841 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:17:57 PM »

Blasphemy? Please Grrlfrenn.

Elko County kept me in jail cuzza that allegation.

And look what it got us?

Bloody NOW!

tellomon · « **Reply #7842 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:23:15 PM »

Yes.
No.
Indifferent.

I nailed 2 out of 3.

You?

tellomon · « **Reply #7843 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:45:19 PM »

Angel Hasegawa
Visual Storyteller

Sugar Pine cones

tellomon · « **Reply #7844 on:** December 20, 2020, 04:46:17 PM »

Mickey Walborn
Foil lined cookie sheet and bake at 250 for a half hour. So pretty.

Ron Tello Culley
Mountain Granola.

Ron Tello Culley
Yeah I thot it is pretty funny too!

*smee* · « **Reply #7845 on:** December 20, 2020, 05:37:10 PM »

Thats the way the cookie crumbles

*smee* · « **Reply #7846 on:** December 20, 2020, 06:26:27 PM »

And do try and control your wimmin please Pet

https://nypost.com/2020/12/18/two-women-brawl-over-ps5-at-walmart/

tellomon · « **Reply #7847 on:** December 20, 2020, 06:54:20 PM »

I hate everyone equally.

Vids won't vindicate anyone.

Silly human race.

BAH!

*smee* · « **Reply #7848 on:** December 20, 2020, 07:20:09 PM »

Thats no excuse

Step up .....be accountable ....take responsibility

Get results

tellomon · « **Reply #7849 on:** December 21, 2020, 12:12:04 AM »

You mean I should repeat my showbiz career?

Not this year.

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2959356 times)