Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2958522 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #7850 on:** December 21, 2020, 12:18:31 AM »

Youve got to do somerhing
You cant work at McDonalds ....

Theyve already got a clown

tellomon · « **Reply #7851 on:** December 21, 2020, 12:20:06 AM »

I don't work anymore.

I play.

*smee* · « **Reply #7852 on:** December 21, 2020, 07:00:31 PM »

One mention of work and he goes AWOL

Nicname : Blister

tellomon · « **Reply #7853 on:** December 21, 2020, 07:07:29 PM »

Say what you will.

I will NEVER divulge my Trade Secrets.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #7854 on:** December 21, 2020, 08:40:00 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on December 18, 2020, 01:40:43 PM

brum6y!

I see you on The Fountain.

I respect your right to ignore The Tello Files.

Hell, after that Tello Poem you wrote,
you really have no obligation to post with me ever again.

(And that time when ya called The Cowboy Bar when my sister was in town...was SUPER special, remember?)

And it's an option you have obviously flicked.

It's OK.

I care.

I just don't show it.

Inscrutability is a gift.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #7855 on:** December 21, 2020, 08:42:10 PM »

Not to worry ... I remember it all - and if I ever get over that side of the Pacific, I'll be sure to harangue you in person.

tellomon · « **Reply #7856 on:** December 21, 2020, 09:39:47 PM »

Wow.
That means a lot me .

Rly.

Best Christmas Ever!

tellomon · « **Reply #7857 on:** December 21, 2020, 11:00:30 PM »

Pure thots.

tellomon · « **Reply #7858 on:** December 21, 2020, 11:25:04 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7859 on:** December 21, 2020, 11:46:30 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7860 on:** December 21, 2020, 11:50:54 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7861 on:** December 21, 2020, 11:58:35 PM »

Dee Levey
December 4 at 6:08 AM ·

😡Sooooo over Covid-19😥...Many Living with the constant fear in the back of their mind,fear of getting Covid,fear of someone they love getting Covid,fear that many will continue to refuse to wear a mask because they think of no one but themselves😡

Soooo over self serving,ignorant people who cannot simply wear a damn mask in public and social distance to protect others.

People are losing their homes,their rentals,their jobs,and their businesses😥People are losing their lives😥
I don't want to get sick because other people are selfish,bottom feeding anatomical conundrums who think they know more than anyone else😡

Life is valuable. If all it takes is wearing a mask and social distancing in public and you can't do that much then you are an ignorant,self centered,bottom feeding, scumbag and I pray you do not get Covid or someone you love does not get Covid...Watching someone you love,ALONE in a filthy hospital room die gasping for air is not something I'd wish on anyone

tellomon · « **Reply #7862 on:** December 22, 2020, 12:09:00 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7863 on:** December 22, 2020, 12:21:17 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7864 on:** December 22, 2020, 12:35:59 AM »

Zombie Squirrel

tellomon · « **Reply #7865 on:** December 22, 2020, 12:41:27 AM »

Who can ya trust?

*smee* · « **Reply #7866 on:** December 22, 2020, 01:42:29 AM »

That back there ....thats no Zombie squirrel , thats Karate kid squirrel ..... and if you grab him ,
his fur is great for putting wax on ...wax off

Not Numb nuts ....thats different what you do , thats whacks off

tellomon · « **Reply #7867 on:** December 22, 2020, 12:55:29 PM »

Oh yeah?

tellomon · « **Reply #7868 on:** December 22, 2020, 01:32:51 PM »

This Mask thing, in a way, is a small blessing for me.

Ppl w/ masks smile with their eyes.

I'm talking about ppl with TEETH.

Me, yeah I have teeth. They're in a box.

So, I can smile with my eyes and nobody sees me vacant gorbel.

As I said, small blessing.

And prolly a cheap shot attempt at covid humour.

I keep my standards low so there's no hard dissappointments.

Consider this Tello Files Customer Care.

tellomon · « **Reply #7869 on:** December 22, 2020, 02:06:54 PM »

And now for some more Holiday Cheer,
look what I unwrapped from my Archives:

tellomon · « **Reply #7870 on:** December 22, 2020, 02:13:18 PM »

Say what?

tellomon · « **Reply #7871 on:** December 22, 2020, 02:43:56 PM »

Howz my Ratings?
Am I getting the sympathy vote yet?

Pathetic is still winning....

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tellomon · « **Reply #7872 on:** December 22, 2020, 02:57:26 PM »

Now, about those low standards....

I found something beneath me.

Holiday Murder issues.

BAD TIMING, BAD TASTE grrrlfrenn...(that's MY job)

Jenny Swafford shared a link.
3h ·
Hello everyone, I hope it's okay to post this here since it has to do with the mountains and our community. My family desperately needs your help to keep my aunt's murderer in prison. We are afraid if he is released he will be in our mountain community. Thank you.

https://www.change.org/p/board-of-parole-keep-convicted-murderer-in-prison?utm_content=cl_sharecopy_26447413_en-US%3A7&recruiter=470689358&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_petition

Jeannine Francis
I have signed and shared your petition. I hope he never gets freedom 😔
· Reply · 1h
Michele Stover
What a horrible tragedy this man bestowed on someone he assumingely once loved. Petition signed.
· Reply · 41m
Kimberly Estrada
Signed and shared. So very sorry for your loss. Hope he never gets out and dies a similar death.

tellomon · « **Reply #7873 on:** December 22, 2020, 03:05:02 PM »

Rly, that is most UNattractive in any forum, except pre-natal catalogs.

What I find attractive, on a diminutive level of self-fulfillment, is:

tellomon · « **Reply #7874 on:** December 22, 2020, 03:12:34 PM »

At the risk of sounding repetitive....

tellomon · « **Reply #7875 on:** December 22, 2020, 04:24:26 PM »

Kathy Singleton-Strong
12h ·
T'was 4 days before Christmas,
And all through the town,
People wore masks,
That covered their frown.
The frown had begun
Way back in the Spring,
When a global pandemic
Changed everything.
They called it corona,
But unlike the beer,
It didn’t bring good times,
It didn’t bring cheer.
Airplanes were grounded,
Travel was banned.
Borders were closed
Across air, sea and land.
As the world entered lockdown
To flatten the curve,
The economy halted,
And folks lost their nerve.
From March to July
We rode the first wave,
People stayed home,
They tried to behave.
When summer emerged
The lockdown was lifted.
But away from caution,
Many folks drifted.
Now it’s December
And cases are spiking,
Wave two has arrived,
Much to our disliking.
It’s true that this year
Has had sadness a plenty,
We’ll never forget
The year 2020.
And just ‘round the corner -
The holiday season,
But why be merry?
Is there even one reason?
To decorate the house
And put up the tree,
Who will see it,
No one but me.
But outside my window
The snow gently falls,
And I think to myself,
Let’s deck the halls!
So, I gather the ribbon,
The garland and bows,
As I play those old carols,
My happiness grows.
Christmas is not cancelled
And neither is hope.
If we lean on each other,
I know we can cope.

"God bless us every one!"

tellomon · « **Reply #7876 on:** December 22, 2020, 04:49:17 PM »

1972
December 18
Nixon announces start of “Christmas Bombing” of North Vietnam

https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/nixon-announces-start-of-christmas-bombing-of-north-vietnam

tellomon · « **Reply #7877 on:** December 23, 2020, 09:19:07 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7878 on:** December 23, 2020, 11:07:52 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7879 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:04:24 PM »

I ate so much Jerky.
I smell like Jerky.
I'm fending off cannibals now.

tellomon · « **Reply #7880 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:09:33 PM »

Here's a Gift Giving idea to me!

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tellomon · « **Reply #7881 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:11:08 PM »

smee, no.

Sry, it's not an adult toy.

So don't try it.

My shout.

tellomon · « **Reply #7882 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:30:46 PM »

That bottle.
I bot 50 of them.
Cost me $500 USD to bury them.
And some other Groovy shite!

The secret dies with me.

tellomon · « **Reply #7883 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:38:34 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #7884 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:50:52 PM »

and then there's this......

tellomon · « **Reply #7885 on:** December 23, 2020, 01:59:00 PM »

Holidays, Pffffttt....

How about "Everydays"?

Ok, I'll go first.

" Everyday is Halloween in The House of Tello".

"I'm next, number 2, don't START! Everyday is Orchestrated Kaos in the House of smee".

"Right then, carry on....."

tellomon · « **Reply #7886 on:** December 23, 2020, 02:09:03 PM »

Jeez, if Walt Disney was here.....I'd take him captive and force a Season Ticket outta him, and he'd be all....

tellomon · « **Reply #7887 on:** December 23, 2020, 02:15:52 PM »

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On a whim I called the suss number.

I got an answer: "smee here!".

I gave him another hang up call.

He's so bored, lonely and talented.

Me too.

2 peeheads in a pods.

*smee* · « **Reply #7890 on:** December 23, 2020, 02:51:04 PM »

2 amigos 1 pod ....went more viral than 2 girls 1 cup , (wear a mask over your eyes if you google that)

tellomon · « **Reply #7891 on:** December 23, 2020, 02:59:53 PM »

That grrls vid is soooo 2004. Or 6? It's all BAD.

Wallowing in the past clouds yer vision of now.

Peek-a-Boot!

I have Canadian friends on the line, sry...

*smee* · « **Reply #7892 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:13:53 PM »

Next you will be sayin' Debbie does Dallas is past its use by ..

Yeah ...well ive got Barb bangs Big Bear (and you havent)

tellomon · « **Reply #7893 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:22:34 PM »

Oh yeah?

*smee* · « **Reply #7894 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:33:23 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7895 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:46:12 PM »

How do you distinguish me now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3umaLe37-LE&list=PLR7cNHQUhD6YbTqtH3Zv--Eb8-eNv3LzA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpUWr4gCCL0

*smee* · « **Reply #7896 on:** December 23, 2020, 03:58:36 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7897 on:** December 23, 2020, 04:02:44 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyWUTGEdLuE

tellomon · « **Reply #7898 on:** December 23, 2020, 04:04:30 PM »

Why so Aussie?

tellomon · « **Reply #7899 on:** December 23, 2020, 04:10:01 PM »

Look a little deeper people.. Toby is in no way implying that all Americans are drunks or that all Americans enjoy drinking.. The song is about looking past our differences and getting along. If you take away the drunk part, that's what he's trying to get at... We are all Americans.

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2958522 times)