Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2837785 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #7950 on:** December 25, 2020, 03:58:39 PM »

Does it have anchovies

tellomon · « **Reply #7951 on:** December 25, 2020, 04:00:37 PM »

Crissy Eve, pizza, and the Outer smeeLimits.

I am Blessed.

And smee? Got nuthin' to do but post here tonight?

That's sad.

The upside is the anchovies are fresh, and have an attitude, so watch them.

tellomon · « **Reply #7952 on:** December 25, 2020, 04:33:38 PM »

LOL
I am reminded of an event in my Topanga days of adventure & glory.

That's when I lived on the Roban Ranch.
No. 1 Rose Lane.
Formerly The Gray Jones/Mecedes Ranch.

It was a communal setting, with the Airstream Caravan as the HQ, where the phone was.

On occaision one of my clients would call to summons me to a Handyman job.

So I go to this job. Not mentioning names, but, we'll call him Max, said to me he thought me and my crew sit around in the dark waiting for the phone to ring.

I set him straight " We have 110 Lights, sitting around playing board games and waiting for the phone to ring".

tellomon · « **Reply #7953 on:** December 25, 2020, 05:22:54 PM »

US National Weather Service San Diego California
18h ·
In addition to some modest rain for the coast and valleys Monday, we're expecting several inches of snow in the mountains, mostly above 5,000 ft.

Here's a look at preliminary forecast amounts. We're still quite a ways out, so these ranges are likely to change as the event nears and we enter the window of short-term, high resolution models. Nonetheless, impactful accumulations are likely for many mountain communities.

tellomon · « **Reply #7954 on:** December 25, 2020, 06:08:15 PM »

So we're back to this.

tellomon · « **Reply #7955 on:** December 25, 2020, 06:27:27 PM »

The Outer Limits "The Zanti Misfits"
VS.
South Park "Night of The Living Homeless"

The underlying theme is:
Not solving the problem, just Relocating it.

tellomon · « **Reply #7956 on:** December 25, 2020, 06:35:37 PM »

Coming up next:

"The Invasion of The Body smeechers"

A sci-fi twist on the Red Scare and Australian hospitality.

But I believe smee is rly pizzed at me and I will never get that Skel Drummer shirt.
As I said before, clothing means nothing to Nudists.

I cheat.
I wear Paisley.

tellomon · « **Reply #7957 on:** December 25, 2020, 07:00:39 PM »

WHAT? It's always something....

Every year, it's always something.....From Montello to Big Bear, the White follows me. I take it "personal".

tellomon · « **Reply #7958 on:** December 25, 2020, 07:28:55 PM »

Scott Markovich
Here’s to all of us this Christmas Eve. Merry Christmas all, and may the true blessings of Christmas fill your hearts ....

Georgette Sayyah Williams
my kind of xmas eve...

Ron Tello Culley
Snowing in Sugarloaf!

Dawnell Geller
Merry Christmas 🎄

Sheila Nelson
Merry Christmas.

Joel Captain Tinker Saucedo
Merry Christmas

Jean Goodman
Merry Christmas!

Ron Tello Culley
I can hardly contain myself!

tellomon · « **Reply #7959 on:** December 25, 2020, 07:36:57 PM »

In regards to your Festive Meals: Could you DoorDash me the left-overs?

I have EBT (food stamps) !

tellomon · « **Reply #7960 on:** December 25, 2020, 08:03:18 PM »

Merry Christmas KROQer’s
Thanks for years of KROQ’n along,
APE (April Whitney)

Ron Tello Culley
Woot Darlin' !

Ron Tello Culley
I have always loved you and I'm not stopping now and never!

Ron Tello Culley
Never!

April Whitney
Author
Ron Tello Culley thank you Ron. That means the world to me 💕
Hope you have a great holiday !

Ron Tello Culley
Thx Ape. I do what I do and it's special. Mostly TV Binging and frozen entree's. I'm Happy, don't worry about me!! Cheers!

tellomon · « **Reply #7961 on:** December 25, 2020, 08:11:40 PM »

KROQ’S APRIL IS PLAYBOY’S MARCH HARE
By PATRICK GOLDSTEIN
FEB. 9, 1986 12 AM

The great thing about radio is that it makes you use your imagination. When it comes to figuring out your favorite rock deejay’s appearance, you’re on your own--they supply the voice, your imagination does the rest. " Don't get cocky! "

But the March issue of Playboy puts the names together with the faces, and in most cases, a whole lot more. It features a 10-page spread on “Lady D.J.s,” which includes an appearance by KROQ-FM’s April Whitney, one of the station’s most popular jocks, who recently replaced Dusty Street in KROQ’s pivotal 6 p.m. to 10 p.m. air slot.

Now before you rush out to the newsstand . . . unlike most of the women featured, Whitney doesn’t appear naked. However, she is pictured in a seductive pose, reclining on a bed in pink lingerie with a Brian Ferry compact disc at her side--and it’s clear that she left her underwear at home. “The idea was to get ‘em to come back for more, don’t you think?” she asked playfully.

“Actually they did take more revealing pictures, but I always had my clothes on. That was a mutual agreement, because I want to pursue an acting career and I didn’t want to be typed as someone who would pose nude. Actually, some people were a little disappointed--they thought I looked like Little Bo Peep.”

Whitney, 25, said she saw an ad last summer soliciting women for the magazine feature. “Playboy wanted swim-suit shots, so I sent one in,” she said. “Then they asked for more, so my husband, who’s a professional photographer, locked us up in the house and took some more pictures, this time without the bathing suit.”

Playboy then did a more elaborate photo session, where Whitney said she was treated “like a Queen.” Whitney said that she’s received “complete” support from her station management, adding that her mother told her “she’d do the same thing if she were my age.” She also took great delight in noting that the current Playboy radio ads, which mention her by name, have been running on rival rock station KMET-FM.

“I was worried that a lot of kooks might come out of the woodwork on this,” she said. “But so far the only really weird call came from a guy in Dallas, without any credentials, who wanted to send me a plane ticket to go down there, allegedly with some of the other girls in the spread, to do some more photos.

“I don’t think I’ll be doing that. I’d be worried that I’d get off the plane and never be seen from again.”

Whitney said her husband, Ron Tello, was initially “real tickled” about her appearance, but now has become a little more protective. “He made sure there was someone with me when I left the station at night, and so now we have a security guard here to make sure everything goes smoothly.”

Whitney hopes the appearance will spark more legitimate career opportunities--she’s already taped a pilot as host of a cable TV program. “But if you told me last year that I’d get to move to our early evening slot and pose in Playboy, I’d say that it would be like giving a girl two wishes and having them both come true.”

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1986-02-09-ca-5874-story.html

tellomon · « **Reply #7962 on:** December 25, 2020, 08:29:35 PM »

April Whitney I listened to KROQ in the early 80's
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Admin
· September 22 ·
Ran across this photo of me (April from KROQ) and Belinda Carlise(Go Go’s) in KROQ Pasadena Studio ‘86ish.
Starting to freak out a bit about losing all my photos and albums in storage. The storage nazis auction your stuff off

tellomon · « **Reply #7963 on:** December 25, 2020, 08:32:58 PM »

See, the thing I got for April is NOT that she's Blonde, and my lost wife, no.

I'm all up for her Intelligence, which debunks the Blonde stereotype/Mythos!

Imagine, a young blonde American woman that's smarter than smee and I combined!

It's true.

Deal widdit.

Furthermore, she is the only living witness I have who can testify that I met Frank Zappa in the KROQ Studio in 1982.

A dead witness was Program Director Rick Carroll.
He died cuz he failed to pay his drug debts...to me!
Not my Karma.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Carroll

tellomon · « **Reply #7964 on:** December 25, 2020, 09:07:09 PM »

Rick Carroll: " Hey Ron, you got any weed?"

Remo Ron: "Sure do, whadda ya need?"

RC: "Everything you got."

RR: " OK, choke on my stash bag, I can get more. Cash or charge?"

RC: "Charge"

A year of that and I was dismayed.
Never got a dime outta him.
I walked away.

Later, he died.

The End.

Moral of the Story: Pay or die.

tellomon · « **Reply #7965 on:** December 25, 2020, 09:24:07 PM »

The Tello Files has invited April to this page.

Stand by. She might not respond due to the sensitive nature of the material at hand.

Or she will say "LOL".

Either way, we ain't married no way no how no more. (Or did it ever happen?)

tellomon · « **Reply #7966 on:** December 25, 2020, 09:25:27 PM »

Is Los Angeles real???

tellomon · « **Reply #7967 on:** December 25, 2020, 09:37:22 PM »

Is OZ real?

All those pix there could be Shopped!

*smee* · « **Reply #7968 on:** December 25, 2020, 09:50:53 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7969 on:** December 25, 2020, 10:06:56 PM »

Nice try, smee.

April is the word here and now.

It's a Radio thang.

Take your Jack and
send him home
to
Jill.

tellomon · « **Reply #7970 on:** December 25, 2020, 10:36:21 PM »

Dee Levey shared a link.
Admin

Ron Tello Culley
Pins and Balls on Christmas? I don't see the connection....
It's 3:15 AM and we are still on line?

Dee Levey
Ron Tello Culley just woke up,it's doggie pee o'clock

Ron Tello Culley
TMI, lol!

Ron Tello Culley
This is silly. Let's get serious. You have a feast coming up? Pls slip me the left-overs. I'll bring a plate if you send me a car. Uber Left-Overs dot com.

Ron Tello Culley
Somehow, Whiskey goes down smoother at Christmas.
I could be wrong, but at this point why bother?

Ron Tello Culley
It's 3:30 Crissy morning. What would Jesus say about us?

Ron Tello Culley
Jesus would say "It's not a school night so it's cool, Bro!"

Ron Tello Culley
If Jesus changed water into wine, what else did he have on tap????

tellomon · « **Reply #7971 on:** December 25, 2020, 10:48:16 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Merry 3:45 AM Crissy Morn!

Ron Tello Culley
Crissy. It's Australian for Christmas, Mate!

Dee Levey
Are you an Aussie?

Ron Tello Culley
Not yet but I'm working on my Strine!

My next step: Falsify passport info.

*smee* · « **Reply #7972 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:14:27 PM »

You might need to change your mug shot

We wont let you in with a face like the north end of a south bound Camel

tellomon · « **Reply #7973 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:19:24 PM »

Clock out, smee.
This is now the after and then before hours.

Crissy not happening for you either?

Unity in Solitude!!

You, me and Dee!

How odd, yet common....

tellomon · « **Reply #7974 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:22:06 PM »

btw: passport pics are just as bad as a Driver's License mug shot.
Nobody cares.
Shut up on this one, will ya?

*smee* · « **Reply #7975 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:26:50 PM »

Sorry , auto correct took hold of my post

tellomon · « **Reply #7976 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:29:53 PM »

Kill Otto!!!

And get yer money back!

tellomon · « **Reply #7977 on:** December 25, 2020, 11:38:37 PM »

If I get pussy for Christmas,
I gotta go to Chewy.com/special services.....

tellomon · « **Reply #7978 on:** December 26, 2020, 01:22:36 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7979 on:** December 26, 2020, 11:29:30 AM »

When I was a boy, I was the kind of kid that enjoyed the packaging more than its contents.
Admit it. You did it too.

Please be sure to break down your cardboard.

tellomon · « **Reply #7980 on:** December 26, 2020, 11:45:31 AM »

I musta called the wrong number.
I thot it was Door Dash, but it was
Poor Dash.
They won't show up at all. You gotta go to their house.

tellomon · « **Reply #7981 on:** December 26, 2020, 01:49:25 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #7982 on:** December 26, 2020, 03:25:02 PM »

Gail Schaefer
3h ·
So much traffic heading our way....

tellomon · « **Reply #7983 on:** December 26, 2020, 03:27:45 PM »

Linda Bettys
Ridiculous!!!!! Every hospital in California has 0% available beds and Big Bear is allowing this???? Every resident in Big Bear’s health is at risk! Mammoth Mtn is closed why aren’t we? Every Big Bear citizen that gets sick needs to file lawsuit against those that are being negligent!

Paul Van Wig
Mammoth is not closed.

Linda Bettys
I have family that lives there, they have no lodging!!! All overnight stays are banned, as it should be in Big Bear!!!!

Linda Bettys
Where does this incompetent Mayor live? Maybe we should all meet up at his home? Better yet, let’s spread the word that he is providing free room and board to out of towners.

Lorie Linn
Linda Bettys good one. They don’t give a shite about us. Not one shite.

Lorie Linn
Really irresponsible!!!

Matt Harris
It’s nuts out there!!! Just went to pick my son up from work and the number of cars is crazy. So many leaving and so many arriving!!!

Suzy Angell
I live right off of 18 right before the alpine slide and I have been out several times today to potty the dog and it’s been bumper to bumper stopped all day long coming into big Bear! I know that they send everyone covid to the hospitals down the mountain.

They are all full and did anyone hear about all the traffic flying for the holidays? Delta had to Cancel hundreds of flights due to lack of pilots able to handle the flights and the reasons were the staff have covid19! What’s it going to take for people to figure it out that this isn’t going away until you stop infecting every one! You go get a covid19 test.

You’re good for that time you got the test. You March right back into the world and you can be infected again. The tests are not a pass to go visit grandma or your elderly father! Get with the program. When this pandemic began if everyone would have followed guidelines and wear a mask this would have helped squash this before it took hold of the world.

So if you want to throw blame...... blame yourself if you haven’t done everything that you can do to stop the spread of this! 🤯

Ron Tello Culley
No surprises here.

Shonda Szabo
This is insane!

Ron Tello Culley
I went to jail for saying that.

tellomon · « **Reply #7984 on:** December 26, 2020, 03:56:03 PM »

(posting to April, again)

Ron Tello Culley
Later, after the Holiday craze blows over, I'd like to sober up and return to confess my escapades at That Little Ol' Radio Station in Pasadena...Kaaayyyy ROQ!

You will be amazed what a Paper Boy can do!

*smee* · « **Reply #7985 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:14:34 PM »

Why on earth would anyone want to sober up?

tellomon · « **Reply #7986 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:16:04 PM »

LOL

You know your life is going to suck when

your classmates refer to you as a "Science Project".

*smee* · « **Reply #7987 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:17:17 PM »

Should you use that word "sober" again ...its off to the sin bin for you

tellomon · « **Reply #7988 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:17:25 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 26, 2020, 04:14:34 PM

Why on earth would anyone want to sober up?

Cuz my piss izzint gonna toilet itself.

tellomon · « **Reply #7989 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:19:18 PM »

HOLD IT!

Is this Crissy, or
a Saturday Night with the 3 Amigoes minus 1?

*smee* · « **Reply #7990 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:23:26 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on December 26, 2020, 04:17:25 PM

Quote from: *smee* on December 26, 2020, 04:14:34 PM
Why on earth would anyone want to sober up?

Cuz my piss izzint gonna toilet itself.

tellomon · « **Reply #7991 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:35:44 PM »

Let me give a preview of the Paper Boy Saga.

I got a part time job in the 1980's slinging

Music Connection Magazine.

It was a hot Commodity.

KROQ, KMET and KLOS advertised it.

I dropped off Complimentary Copies along my Retail Route,
and that's how I got into Los Angeles Rock Radio.

That mag was an ACCESS ALL AREAS BACKSTAGE PASS.

It afforded me more clout than any poor boy deserves.

Man...I'd just walk in, go anywhere...nobody said I couldn't.
(This was pre-911. I couldda taken over and.......LOL!!!! But I was a Gent.)

I had a Good Life then, and
it's ok with you folks now, coming around to

JACK UP MY RATINGS!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #7992 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:37:26 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 26, 2020, 04:23:26 PM

Quote from: tellomon on December 26, 2020, 04:17:25 PM
Quote from: *smee* on December 26, 2020, 04:14:34 PM
Why on earth would anyone want to sober up?

Cuz my piss izzint gonna toilet itself.

Great! You know my shipping address.
Send a crate. Plenty to share around the 'Hood.

YOUR SHOUT!

*smee* · « **Reply #7993 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:39:20 PM »

It does say for "men" so you might need to pad it out with a rolled up sock or two

tellomon · « **Reply #7994 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:40:38 PM »

Dude, I was so Bitchen, I ran an Ad in the Mag:

ON STAGE CONCERT ENGENEERING, So. Cal.

Epic biz fail but the injuries were minor.

tellomon · « **Reply #7995 on:** December 26, 2020, 04:42:56 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on December 26, 2020, 04:39:20 PM

It does say for "men" so you might need to pad it out with a rolled up sock or two

Heh-heh...

...you said sock.

tellomon · « **Reply #7996 on:** December 26, 2020, 05:32:07 PM »

André L. Paré
You married well, so stay the loving man you were meant to be... go forth and love!

Ron Tello Culley
Hi Melt! No, I married nothing.
I BUMP into things,
like
Janine
in yer
garage, LOL!!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Or Florida.

Ron Tello Culley
Or Madam Wong's and the Tiffany Theatre.

Ron Tello Culley
And that Van Halen Concert when they blew the doors off the Pasadena Civic Auditorium!!!

Ron Tello Culley
Ya hadda be there, people! The excesses of youth is why we're felafeled up in our Gold-plated Years.

tellomon · « **Reply #7997 on:** December 26, 2020, 06:24:07 PM »

So hey listen you guys....

....if you really have nothing to do right now or all next week,
read this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_%26_Order

Law & Order is an American police procedural and legal drama television series created by Dick Wolf, launching the Law & Order franchise. Airing its entire run on NBC, Law & Order premiered on September 13, 1990 and completed its twentieth and final season on May 24, 2010.

tellomon · « **Reply #7998 on:** December 26, 2020, 06:35:18 PM »

Does anyone know what time Crestline Post office opens tomorrow, Saturday 12-26

Ron Tello Culley
Go to the USPO website and navigate to your location.
Or search Crestline Post Office.
Good luck!

Yer gonna need it.

tellomon · « **Reply #7999 on:** December 26, 2020, 06:39:16 PM »

I dint wanna be rude and say

GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND
YA
BIG
DUMMY!

I think I handled it rather well.

News:

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