Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2955517 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9550 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:36:05 AM »

Can I say and embellish my comments to say [that] Tessa is the Eddy Van Halen of Oz Opera?

tellomon · « **Reply #9551 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:37:51 AM »

No, really, I need to know.

I can't waste my time stalking a loser.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9552 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:48:55 AM »

Cut down your dosage, you mad mad rascal!

This is like a never-ending Tellothon.

tellomon · « **Reply #9553 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:50:45 AM »

And if perchance that I stalk a winner,
where can I go from there?

I see you, my Sweetums.

Call me.

tellomon · « **Reply #9554 on:** January 31, 2021, 04:56:35 AM »

btw, who you calling MAD?

I'm pissed off.

You got the wrong guy on that one.

tellomon · « **Reply #9555 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:02:07 AM »

You know I never believed that any of this is of any real consequence.

I have no proof you are humans or otherwise.

It's all a Trick!

The Internet ~~made~~ allowed you to do it.

I am pleased.

tellomon · « **Reply #9556 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:13:13 AM »

I confess, let's break it down, shall we?
Pour a spot of tea on your britches and get a load of this:

12 years and running.

63 years and burning out.

Tello grows weary.

After 27,000 feet of snow melts in March 2022 I'll be better.

Pray for yourselves. Leave me alone. The last thing I don't need is an angry god kicking my ass over toilet paper supplies.

Carry on ya Blighters!

tellomon · « **Reply #9557 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:19:40 AM »

27,000 feet of snow.
The sky izzint that high.

Are we felafeled?

tellomon · « **Reply #9558 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:21:37 AM »

goddammitmonetizethisbitchorimgonnafelafelingsnap!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9559 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:26:04 PM »

You may take our land, but you can never take our TOIIIIIILET PAAAAAPER!

tellomon · « **Reply #9560 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:37:36 PM »

Is that a subtle hint to clean up my act?

Yer gonna need to do better than that.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9561 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:46:57 PM »

If I were being subtle, I would not waste it on toilet paper.

*smee* · « **Reply #9562 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:48:05 PM »

Ooooooo look a drop bear

tellomon · « **Reply #9563 on:** January 31, 2021, 05:49:33 PM »

Wasted?

tellomon · « **Reply #9564 on:** January 31, 2021, 06:47:13 PM »

"No redeeming social value".

Wow, havvint heard that one since forever....

Let's Re-Market it as Bumper Stickers and T-shirts.

tellomon · « **Reply #9565 on:** January 31, 2021, 06:53:06 PM »

My Love Affair with Zombie Culture
is alive and dead.

Nothing has changed
except money between hands.

I gotta pay for my TV to stay on.

tellomon · « **Reply #9566 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:05:25 PM »

Now, if ya really wanna get into my head
(to perhaps entertain the notion that you can relate)
and keep yours screwed on tight...

you MUST see this:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2507128/

tellomon · « **Reply #9567 on:** January 31, 2021, 07:34:34 PM »

Zombie Jerky!

tellomon · « **Reply #9568 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:11:40 PM »

Admin Zombie Flavored Jerky

It tastes pink

tellomon · « **Reply #9569 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:19:16 PM »

Harry Cooper Jerky

tellomon · « **Reply #9570 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:23:12 PM »

Cooper had it coming.
If it were me Idda shot him
1 minnit after he came out of the cellar.

I HATE that guy!

ITS A MOVIE REVIEW NOT A DOMESTIC TERRORIST PLOT!

*smee* · « **Reply #9571 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:30:20 PM »

He looks pretty 'armless to me

tellomon · « **Reply #9572 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:35:14 PM »

I see it coming.

FUTURE SCHLOCK

Free Speech is now a commodity.

Free Speech Vending Machines.
APPS
Amazon
eBay

The Black Market.

Yer gonna pay!

Soon, maybe next week!

tellomon · « **Reply #9573 on:** January 31, 2021, 08:41:27 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 31, 2021, 08:30:20 PM

He looks pretty 'armless to me

Nice one.
Try clicking BOLD before you post!

And not so fast, Swifty...I got the *snipe*

what number is it now? It's not in BOLD, can't see it.

How come the OZRT duzzint come in Braille 2.0?

tellomon · « **Reply #9574 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:13:43 PM »

Carole Christianson
January 29 at 6:36 PM ·
You know you're from the mountains, when you borrow something from the neighbor and the meeting location is:
"Your berm or mine?"

Angel Hasegawa
badge icon
🤣😂🤣🤣

Chris Benham
Need ice picks to get over mine

Ismael Chavez
Only if there is beer involved

Ron Tello Culley
Epic Funny!

tellomon · « **Reply #9575 on:** January 31, 2021, 09:20:48 PM »

So like, I just can't go anywhere and not end up
in a local society that features corrupt government azzholes
and they just don't seem to "GET IT".

And the Human Suffering continues.

I choose neither.

*CountessA* · « **Reply #9576 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:28:39 PM »

It doesn't come in Hieroglyphics, either... and I cannot tell you just how many ancient Egyptian mummies have scolded me about it.

So now it's... BYO Rosetta.

tellomon · « **Reply #9577 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:35:14 PM »

Bad help is better than no help at all.

Tessa DELIVERS!

btw, how did she get in here?

This is a Gentlemen's Club.
No Admins allowed.

Yes, she does make the rules
and broke them.

ATTA GIRL!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9578 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:52:54 PM »

I am completely mindful
that I'm losing my mind.

See? I am a responsible Village Idiot!

*smee* · « **Reply #9579 on:** January 31, 2021, 10:55:22 PM »

And you are very very good at being the village idiot

Youve found your niche

tellomon · « **Reply #9580 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:00:18 PM »

Dee Levey
Admin
· 5m ·
What the hell😡Visit Big Bear or Big Bear .com whoever the hell is responsible for what KTLA 5 News advertises regarding Big Bear,you seriously need to get your shite together😡 During this last storm KTLA5 was luring people up here and stated..." It's snowing in Big Bear come up and enjoy the snow and bring your chains. Chains are required and they have college students and Kids up in Big Bear charging $20 that will put your chains on for you"😡😡😡 Are you effing kidding me? First of all,that is beyond illegal and you might want to educate yourself on who can actually install chains and cables because it does require a license. 2nd there's nobody up in Big Bear allowing their children to put chains on people's Vehicles nor do we have a group of college students doing it.😡What the hell is wrong with you people? Who is responsible for our advertising? Whoever it is, you are 50 shades of ignorant😡

Ron Tello Culley
I say we raise our snow shovels and REVOLT!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #9581 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:08:25 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on January 31, 2021, 10:55:22 PM

And you are very very good at being the village idiot

Youve found your niche

At least 12 years ago when this thread was hatched.

*smee* · « **Reply #9582 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:10:40 PM »

Hatched probably isnt the correct term ....festered might be better

tellomon · « **Reply #9583 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:15:10 PM »

Yeah well you seem to POP rather well!

tellomon · « **Reply #9584 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:16:49 PM »

Well.

*smee* · « **Reply #9585 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:23:27 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9586 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:38:21 PM »

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Omg what a mess

Dee Levey
I was out and it's circus😲thanks to the snow people seem to be driving slower but not smarter,glad to be home...groceties can wait until tomorrow.

Carla Burns
Dee Levey it’s no wonder when all the news channels are telling ppl “
Go to big bear, go to big bear... wish they’d stfu. 😂

Dee Levey
Carla Burns they are paid to say what they say so that needs to be taken up with visit Big Bear and Big Bear. Com and whoever's in charge of the advertising.

Mike Pyatt
I actually saw people using the median as a lane and they were going in opposite directions and getting mad at each other and honking. It was great. 🤣

Gail Schaefer
Fire engines were called
Out and could not get through. Unbelievable.🤪

Carla Burns
Nightmare.

Jeannie Alviz
I am not leaving my home until Monday 😩

Rebecca Jo Gaines
Jeannie Alviz we are always trapped in our homes now. It's a mess out there

Jorge Molne
I’ve got some Covid/snow projects going on at the house, was thinking about going to the hardware store to get some of the items I’m missing... I think I will improvise or wait until Monday😂

Susan Robins
I know someone who had to be transported down to LLUMC yesterday during the storm. Unable to fly due to weather, took 3 1/2 hrs to get down by ambulance due to road conditions and accidents. This is a dangerous side effect of having too many idiots up here who are clueless!!😡

Shirlie Strickler Jones
Susan Robins its absolutely ridiculous that our lifes are in danger like this

Michele K Salaga
Susan Robins hope it wasnt hollyy or celeste

Diane Dolan
I’m hearing ya loud and clear 😡 so over it
May be an image of tree, snow, nature and road

Lori Reid
Then why don't you all move !! It will make more room for the visitors ! Or get over it!

Mattie J Sanchez
Lori Reid Ya got yourself some big hairy balls, now don't you?

Mattie J Sanchez
I meant snowballs.

Betty Roberts
Thank you for posting! I was going to venture out to the grocery store...ramen it is for dinner!

Gail Schaefer
unbelievable the worse I have ever seen it. 3 hours late for work. Fox Farm is crazy.

Betty Roberts
Gail I can’t with all these people! I’m so sorry you were late. I’m all for tourism, but when we the locals can’t get to work, or find the simplest basic needs from the stores...it just so insane.

Gail Schaefer
Yep I was still digging out my 5 foot berm and needed to be on the road much earlier.

Pat-Bob Banning
Now I'm wondering if I should skip church tomorrow.

Gail Schaefer
church is open how wonderful. I better go and pray for more patience cause I blew it today. Wanted to go down the mountain and see grandbabies. No WAY!

Carol Pettyjohn
Gonna try to get to 11:00 Mass tomorrow!

Kristiana Poston
Gail Schaefer I can up 18 at about 3pm no traffic but the turnouts were packed with cars.

Carol Pettyjohn
What a Rude Thing For Lori Reid to say!

Gail Schaefer
yes it was

Mattie J Sanchez
Carol Pettyjohn its ok. We all have piles of money and can move anywhere in the world.

Gail Schaefer
You have to work 3 jobs to stay a float not that easy to move.

Mattie J Sanchez
Gail Schaefer wait, you don't have money trees in your yard?

Mattie J Sanchez
Gail Schaefer I would share one of mine. The cash leaves fell off for the season 😔.

Chris Benham
How about this one
Oh gezis, you've got to be kidding
[CHP DISPATCH] RUNNING SPRINGS
TRAFFIC HAZARD LIVE OAK DR / ALL VIEW DR
3:45PM [4] PARTYS OUT OF VEHICLE SETTING UP A BIRTHDAY CAKE
3:45PM [2] 3 VEHICLES STOPPED IN LNS
TRAFFIC HAZARD-TRAFFIC HAZARD LIVE OAK DR / ALL VIEW DR

Aly Monsut?
Chris Benham was it at least an ice cream cake? And was it delicious? 🤣

Christine Dunne
Crud.what a mess..

Mary Wilson
Crapple

Chris Benham
We stay home and watch the show, very entertaining at times, funny, stupid, exciting, and wtf all wrapped up in one

Ron Tello Culley
Outlaw Street Parking Racing.

*smee* · « **Reply #9587 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:47:13 PM »

having too many idiots up here who are clueless!!😡

Seems they are trying to rid themselves of you ....seems a tad harsh though

We know you arent a clueless idiot ...you are extremely good at it

tellomon · « **Reply #9588 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:51:39 PM »

Did ya read the part about we are in peril at the hands of the idiots?

It's true.

So unless you have Death as a Welcome Mat
I suggest you kindly shove orf!

Send Roo Jerky!

tellomon · « **Reply #9589 on:** January 31, 2021, 11:55:42 PM »

Movie.
The Heathers.

Heather Alpha was murdered, yay!

She is more attractive dead than alive.

What a sick, twisted world and welcome to it!

tellomon · « **Reply #9590 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:01:54 AM »

The very first food to be purposely cooked in a microwave oven was the same food that many still most associate with the device today: popcorn. However, popcorn technically wasn't the first food ever microwaved - that distinction belongs to a candy bar, which indirectly inspired the invention of the microwave oven itself. In 1945 engineer Percy Spencer noticed the potential of the technology thanks to a melted candy bar (it's still disputed whether the candy bar was made of chocolate or peanut butter). After the had bar melted in Spencer's pocket while he was hard at work with radar magnetron tubes, he decided to test the technology with another food - popcorn. While the experiment was an immediate success, the first microwave ovens weren't - likely because they were about six feet tall and cost roughly $50,000 in inflation-adjusted dollars. But thanks to technological advancements and miniaturization, the devices soon became ubiquitous in American culture. Today, it's estimated that more than 90% of all U.S. homes have microwave ovens.

Source: Business Insider | Date Updated: January 26, 2021

*smee* · « **Reply #9591 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:40:43 AM »

Did you know that over the life of your microwave oven you spend more money on electricity having it on standby mode than you do actually using it

tellomon · « **Reply #9592 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:14:27 AM »

Nope, dint know
or care.

I'm running out of material.

Take it away....!

tellomon · « **Reply #9593 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:46:59 PM »

Yer no good.

And now for more of the same

Dee Levey
Admin

A little public service announcement for all the Geniuses that littered my group today with their rudeness.
This is indeed my group. It's been my group since it's conception 7 years ago.
I Do Not force anyone to join my group. I Do Not force anyone to agree with me. Im not here to win your approval😅

With that said, this is not a public group, it's a private group and people do not have to agree with each other, but one thing you will not do in this group is be rude to my members. If you don't agree with something somebody says, that's you're right to disagree.

But, to be rude to them and to call them names and try desperately to be insulting isn't going to fly in here and I will remove you. Attacking me is one thing,and trust I will happily chew you up and spit you out for fun. Attacking my members will NOT be tolerated. We are all adults,we can conversate all day long,and we can even disagree without being rude and nasty to each other.

And those of you that come in here to run your mouth and call me names and try desperately to insult me, then block me the minute you are done spewing hate, will be removed and blocked.
With that said,you no likely my group,you no likely me,then go start your own group, shout your bullshit till the cows come home....That is all?

Priscilla Payne Martinez
“ You no likey my group...” ur killing me Dee! Lmao. Sorry people are buttholes!

Ron Tello Culley
RAWR!

Karen Dargis
Just fyi for anyone thinking it's ok to come at Dee rudely. Trust and believe she has very solid back up! Dee spends hours upon hours every day, inbetween work, to help this community! She does not get paid. She does it because she genuinely cares! Dee is highly valued, loved and respected. If you dont agree do not be rude! Go somewhere or do something you do agree with. Hate will not be tolerated here! It's a small town. Love not hate! We could use more people like Dee! 💯??💯

Stephanie Mazza Bartha
Karen Dargis Ditto..well said!!

Ron Tello Culley
Amen!

Bob Miller
She is our Angel....

Karen Dargis
Bob Miller Yes, she is! Angel of the Mountain! 💯??💯

Nicole Ballum
I posted this in big bear group and got reported😂😆screw Azzholes

tellomon · « **Reply #9594 on:** February 01, 2021, 12:48:56 PM »

Dee Levey
Nicole Ballum why in the world would anybody report you for that? You are right, screw azzholes 💞

Nicole Ballum
Dee Levey They said “SO UNNECESSARY” so I said that’s the IDIOT I WAS TALKING ABOUT! It got 143 likes and shared 27 times before someone reported me🤣😂🤣

Ron Tello Culley
I've been on forums (eBAY) where folks got reported for saying "Hello". Lord Have Mercy!

Nicole Ballum
Ron Tello Culley This world has been pussified!!

Ron Tello Culley
I've been around long enuff to watch it happen. What a long, strange trip it's been.

Laura Lane
Sic ‘em Dee!

Brenda Barnes
Well said Ma'am

tellomon · « **Reply #9595 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:11:53 PM »

" Ya ever notice that when the topic is about insubordinate behavior,
smee is the first to stay out of it?

Self-Reservation. "

No! He's cooking up his own brand of mischief....

*smee* · « **Reply #9596 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:15:57 PM »

am I first to stay out of it , or last to get involved?

tellomon · « **Reply #9597 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:23:55 PM »

At this point I'm lucky if you show up at all.

tellomon · « **Reply #9598 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:27:49 PM »

Next time ya do, bring Aboriginal Finger Food Snacks!

The Countess is on her own, like a Happy Wanderer
in cheap shoes. Short trip.

Her purse is nice.....for smuggling Drop Bears overseas.

tellomon · « **Reply #9599 on:** February 01, 2021, 01:39:24 PM »

Two Drop Bears walk into Tessa's Purse Bar.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2955517 times)