Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2831532 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #9800 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:34:56 PM »

You know I'm NOT going for what Sherry had.

I prefer Left Leg Jerky on the Hoof
when they are in season.

Meanwhile
I got Food Stamps.
Steam them in a veggie cream sauce and, yeah....

Fills a hole, Makes a turd.

That's what eating is, right?

" You have to HUNT for nutrition ".

tellomon · « **Reply #9801 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:47:20 PM »

Yeah, I'm being nice.

I better!

I should arrest myself after what I did in the backyard yesterday.

Evidence, or it dint happen, I know.

Good thing I was wearing a disguise.
Snoop Cam got NUTHIN on me!

And I like that!

tellomon · « **Reply #9802 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:51:00 PM »

Unclassified Scoop:

I dint bury a body.
I found one while digging
an Outhouse.

I loaned the Cops MY yellow tape.

It says "FLOCK YOU---GET LOST".

More to get lost as evidence vanishes.

tellomon · « **Reply #9803 on:** February 04, 2021, 05:58:31 PM »

I suspect this is a cold case of a Renter
who would not pay.

tellomon · « **Reply #9804 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:00:16 PM »

This used to be a nice neighborhood.

*smee* · « **Reply #9805 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:01:48 PM »

Thats when you were doing porridge in Nevada

tellomon · « **Reply #9806 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:07:02 PM »

Everybody carries guns, or
nobody carries guns.

I don't liking it both ways.

And smee needs to keep Nevada out of it.

I got enuff troubles...

Did the Lovely Couple break up already?

tellomon · « **Reply #9807 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:30:26 PM »

Steven Merrall

Ron Tello Culley Starving but not thirsty.

tellomon · « **Reply #9808 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:45:43 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
This is what good people do!

*smee* · « **Reply #9809 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:50:11 PM »

Anybody caught sober during the pandemic should be jailed

tellomon · « **Reply #9810 on:** February 04, 2021, 06:57:55 PM »

I need to consult Counsel on that one.

*smee* · « **Reply #9811 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:10:53 PM »

There is no excuse for it

tellomon · « **Reply #9812 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:11:25 PM »

The Legal Fees are enuff to make anybody Catatonic.

I used my US Government Debit Card.

"Excuses" are for blonde teen-age
Aussie surfer girls
who got caught
Lezzing Out with Aboriginal Babes
in
The Irwin Hotel.

tellomon · « **Reply #9813 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:25:43 PM »

Yeah I bought another piece of junk on eBay
and this is sposed to do a retina scan
on your Avatar
and find out
absolutely nothing
just for fun.

Really?

I want a refund!

tellomon · « **Reply #9814 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:34:09 PM »

For another story of Refund Hunting....

I bot a rain barrel from Wayfair 2 million months ago.

On January 12, the Box Truck drops off 3 of them.

Fine.
Not my rain barrel.

I get an eMail, sez "You got it now"

I said NO I DINT.

Only tonight did they surrender a total refund.

They heard about The Three Amigos.

They're more afraid of Admin. Who can blame them?

tellomon · « **Reply #9815 on:** February 04, 2021, 07:46:18 PM »

I'm not "Reaching for Ratings".

I collect them!

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tellomon · « **Reply #9816 on:** February 04, 2021, 08:12:48 PM »

Retina scan this:

*smee* · « **Reply #9817 on:** February 04, 2021, 10:18:33 PM »

Im not scanning my rectum with that

tellomon · « **Reply #9818 on:** February 05, 2021, 11:36:34 AM »

Now the Heavy Psyche Parcel gets delivered.

Fart Jokes: 0
smee: 1
Admin: slaving over a hot delete button

tellomon · « **Reply #9819 on:** February 05, 2021, 12:04:49 PM »

Early Spring Cleaning at the behest
of a Higher Authority: Mr. & Mrs. Guilt and circumstance.

Mea Culpa.

I am atoning for my sins
but I still can't find my dick.

Ya can't call me that now, ha ha!

Admin Saves Lives!

tellomon · « **Reply #9820 on:** February 05, 2021, 12:08:22 PM »

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Eunuch.

Eunuch who?

You nick yourself shaving "down there"?

tellomon · « **Reply #9821 on:** February 05, 2021, 12:39:54 PM »

I'll run out of material
when life stops sourcing it.

tellomon · « **Reply #9822 on:** February 05, 2021, 12:47:39 PM »

I'll stop sourcing when
life stops running material.

tellomon · « **Reply #9823 on:** February 05, 2021, 12:53:50 PM »

Dontcha get it?

EVERYTHING MATTERS

and it doesn't count
in the Books I read and write.

What else is on?

tellomon · « **Reply #9824 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:06:08 PM »

"In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate, yet equally important, groups: the police, who investigate crime; and the district attorneys, who prosecute the offenders. These are Tello stories."

tellomon · « **Reply #9825 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:12:06 PM »

It's Public Domain.
you just need to know where to find it.

Good start here:

https://www.facebook.com/groups/1361595083944366

*under construction*

tellomon · « **Reply #9826 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:27:19 PM »

LAZY is not a Felony.

Yet.

I surrender.

I made every lazy move in the book.
I got it on eBAY.

tellomon · « **Reply #9827 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:36:01 PM »

Yeah, so I figure this is entertaining
or my Ratings are Fake.

Fine, whatever........If You
would indulge me for a moment
I want to say

Sorry about all that scuttlebutt before
from the top of my
cold lifeless heart
and the bottom of my steaming boots.

It won't happen again.

tellomon · « **Reply #9828 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:40:42 PM »

Sorry and THX to Admin for working overtime on my case.

Epic whatever.......

It better work or I am a Dead Beat Man.

tellomon · « **Reply #9829 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:42:14 PM »

Why is it smee's fault?

It was his shout.

*smee* · « **Reply #9830 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:46:00 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9831 on:** February 05, 2021, 01:54:03 PM »

smeez inda House! Watch this:

I do this to make myself look less important
than you.

Therein lies The Rub:

Explain yourselves!

"Your Blog Links, Please....".

tellomon · « **Reply #9832 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:02:48 PM »

In the Parlance of our times
America won't Put Me Away, and
Oz won't Take Me Away.

I ain't dealing with Europe.

I'm happy with the morons I have.

Thx!

In The Trailer Park, the only thing that gets broken is the rules.

tellomon · « **Reply #9833 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:11:54 PM »

Weak End RV Outing and misadventure.

Camping ain't pretty. Demo Derby ROCKS!

This is what happens when they outlaw
Christians vs. Lions.

tellomon · « **Reply #9834 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:22:35 PM »

We're going home, now.

"Back to where we belong".

*smee* · « **Reply #9835 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:22:58 PM »

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-hIxbMiqr8

tellomon · « **Reply #9836 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:25:28 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on February 05, 2021, 02:22:58 PM

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Translation please. Is that Short Strine?

I like the EDIT feature, too!

*smee* · « **Reply #9837 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:28:00 PM »

tellomon · « **Reply #9838 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:30:57 PM »

A smee of few words.

It's always the quiet ones, right?

tellomon · « **Reply #9839 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:32:07 PM »

Quote from: *smee* on February 05, 2021, 02:22:58 PM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-hIxbMiqr8

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tellomon · « **Reply #9840 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:35:55 PM »

Silence.
I'll take that as a not guilty plea.

tellomon · « **Reply #9841 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:42:47 PM »

Hector Galindo
Found a wallet in the village if you or anyone is missing a wallet PM me with information so I can return to the owner.

Karen Hanson
OK, so someone from "somewhere" lost the wallet? Yes, they probably will not see this post. Thank you for calling the bank.

Hector Galindo
Just because the address is from somewhere else does not mean they dont live up here or is not on this group or knows someone that is on this group she has business cards from a business in crestline so maybe shes new up here. Either way I would hate to lose my wallet so I'm just trying to do what I would want anyone to do if they found my wallet..

Ron Tello Culley
What Hector said.

tellomon · « **Reply #9842 on:** February 05, 2021, 02:54:16 PM »

See?

I can be nice.

It's in everybody's best interests.

Help each other.

When yer done
I'll be waiting for you.

I have your missing wallet.
And Tessa's Drop Bear Purse.

tellomon · « **Reply #9843 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:00:39 PM »

I also have her Dental Records!

tellomon · « **Reply #9844 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:04:58 PM »

I can't get smee's teeth cuz
he has no face,
and we are supposed to believe it.

*smee* · « **Reply #9845 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:10:36 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on February 05, 2021, 02:32:07 PM

Quote from: *smee* on February 05, 2021, 02:22:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-hIxbMiqr8

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Try clicking on the link ...lol

tellomon · « **Reply #9846 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:12:04 PM »

Rebuttal:

tellomon · « **Reply #9847 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:14:33 PM »

Try eating Desert Rat Poison.

The link fails.

It's ok, we are all underachievers
in our own way.

Yibs, for example...... but he's not TEAL material.

tellomon · « **Reply #9848 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:24:37 PM »

Hold it!

Whoever called me a Tennis Player
is involved in a Rackett!

Homey don't play THAT game.

I suffer from Beer to Mouth Disease.

tellomon · « **Reply #9849 on:** February 05, 2021, 03:27:45 PM »

The good news is I'm cooking up

Tobacco Jerky!

"Chews like meat
tastes like a Full-Flavor smoke".

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2831532 times)