The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

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[*Yibida*]

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[tellomon]

The pistol is a nice touch.

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35900+  :rifle: :chainsaw: ........................... 

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raw birthday footage. Run!

What's on your mind?

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      Ron Tello Culley
      Cheap Thrills.
      My dime.

      felafel!
      On or Off is your decision.
      
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                  I popped into this world with deep suspicions about everybody!!!
                  Check this: I'm shaking down the Photographer for his Green Card!

                  January, 1958.
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      HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Ron. X
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      Happy birthday hun, hope you have a great day x
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      I am dying soon: Part 2: SHOCKING DISCOVERY!!!
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                  The next time will be propagandisized as "The Real Thing", but us Olde School felafels know that's Coca~Cola!
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      Happy Birthday! Put on your sun glasses and call the fire department before ya light all those candles on that cake....ha ha ha Have a great birthday buddie.
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                  Yer better off in this town as a Geek, rather than you being there as a freak!!!!
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      HAPPY FREAKING BIRTHDAY MAN!!!!
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                  Wa-Haaa!
                  LOL!
                  I'll show you "Safe"!
                  Go to my Drum Albums.
                  I'm staying home!!!
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      Happy birthday ron,keep those drums talking,peace
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      dude was i at your birthday party in school ? i think you lived by arroyo
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      happy bifthday @@@#$%^^&&**( bro)
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      Hey Hope you get what you want for your Birthday :-)
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      Happy birthday Ron
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      happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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      Happy Birthday Ron and like Zsu said ;-)
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                  Ron Tello Culley LOL. Have you seen:
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                  Zsuzsanna Vázsonyi yes, but haven't got time to comment it yet. It sucks! The weather is warmer in Hungary too and there are floods at a lot of places. Some people lost their homes :-( The riverbanks are closed from traffic in Budapest because of the Danube.
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      Happy Birthday Ron!!!
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      Happy Birthday Ron! I wish you everything that you'd wish for yourself.
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      He's not your ordinary Creeker!
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      Happy birthday ron, have a great day x
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      Happy Birthday, Ron!
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      Happy Birthday, this year can only be better for you. We're hoping.
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      Happy Birthday buddy!
      Hope you have an awesome day!!
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      Happy Birthday, don't do anything i wouldn't etc, just get wasted. lol
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                  Wez Jolliffe In australia, people facebook more than they work, at work. So your point is moot. Also while I love the trailer park boys, you shouldn't quote them. LOL. Mainly because even if you were braindead, you come up with a better reponse than anything those guys say. Their humour is visual, not oral.
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Am I 'worthy'?
huh....I suppose......
So thx.
Now make me a Cake-Sammich!
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            George Da Booties Baker Cake with BACON in the middle Ron??? LOL! Hope you have a bang up time for your birthday!!
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            Ron Tello Culley Yer a bad influence in a good way!!! :p
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            George Da Booties Baker Yeah, I been hearing that ...only they have left off the good way part. LMAO!!!!
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            Let me give you a Zombie bite!
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            You should know my Head!
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            Ron Tello Culley I need you peeps to know that my B-Day officially kicks off at 12:01 AM January 18, 2011 PST.

            All this Pre-Game Show is OVER THE TOP!!!

            THX!
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            Jack Greening Happy Birthday!!Do it all and hope you don't get caught..lol
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            Ron Tello Culley I'm taking you with me, Jack!
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[tellomon]

Not everybody is doomed.
     
          "Rumor has it...YOU ARE!"

[tellomon]

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=3519.0

[tellomon]

Captain's Blog, this date: Jannie 19, 11

So like earlier tonight, Paul and The Leg visit me in The Inner Sanctum.
 (©) A Ron Tello, Nevada INC. Enterprise.
Quickly the situation deteriorated and Paul split, leaving behind The Leg.

So then, we have common interests here and we discussed them at length.

And suddenly.....

......as The Mouth was spiraling out of control....

....I spiraled some of my own & said :
" Let me smell it.
Let me taste it.
I wanna put that on!
Give it up to me some, girlfriend!".













She told me to get my own Lotion.






































                                                              

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Listen up you bloody
     LURKERS!!!!

"This one's gonna cost you!".
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Where you been today Ron???
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            Jennifer Smith I knew it! YOU are Stalin.
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            Jennifer Smith Or the government like I always thought you really were.
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            Jennifer Smith Or a NARC which is still government, just on a local level. Are you passing as a high school student?
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            Jennifer Smith Or maybe you are passing as a Latino for ICE?
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            Jennifer Smith Maybe you were just "under the covers" with Carol?
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            Ron Tello Culley That couldda hurt!
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            Jennifer Smith Hey I missed you in a platonic way. Isn't that enough? Okay maybe in a bored housewife kinda way. But I still noticed your absence.
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            Ron Tello Culley Ask me about my hangover.
            I'll deny it and swear I'm still drunk.
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            Jennifer Smith OH, SO NO YELLING? Drink water goober. By your age you should know this.
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            Ron Tello Culley Mommy?
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            Jennifer Smith Yes. And make sure you wash your armpits and your balls twice with good soap. Nobody wants to smell you.
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            Ron Tello Culley Can't you see I'm bizzy here?
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            Jennifer Smith No. I do not watch YOUR wall all the time. Sorry. But those are some sage words of wisdom for you. Drink water and wash your balls.
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They had a dream: of multi-colored berber carpeting ..
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            Tracey Sugarplum Fishman LMFAO!! Ahhh...rolling out the carpet for the king...makes sense..
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            Ron Tello Culley I am opposed to the blatent "carpet" reference!
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            Tracey Sugarplum Fishman LMAO Ron...
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            Ron Tello Culley Strictly "off the record".

[tellomon]

Three Amigos walk into a Bar.

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=3526.0

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Tracey Sugarplum  ! .... thats gotta be a porn name

[tellomon]

She changes her name every week.

[*smee*]

as often as Yibs Avatar ?

[tellomon]

Not sure. Dint look.

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Know what?

C):-{= <" heads up! tellos on a tirade withum here, uh-huh! " <<

  The way I heard it, and who I heard it from...all you guys...Ladies...everyone of you jocksackers have been LYING TO ME.

You know how I know?

Duzzint matter.

Yer DOOMED

Me too.

YOU are first.

Rock and Roll!

  MODZ ..........

[tellomon]

36600 .....100 Hits a Day!

[tellomon]

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[*FluffyDuckee*]

as often as Yibs Avatar ?

I've noticed Yibs hasn't changed his avatar for a while.  I wonder why?  Lol

[tellomon]

Glad you asked Duckie.

Yib got a facebook account 6 days ago and I haven't seen him since.

I suspect foul play.

[golden]

Well,  with your record of "OUTING YIBS" what would your question be?   

[tellomon]

Are you talking to me?

[golden]

Are you talking to me?

Yep.

I thought I detected panic from one poster and heaps and heaps of llolz from the other,  I just wasn't sure who belonged to which emotion. 

[*Yibida*]

Glad you asked Duckie.

Yib got a facebook account 6 days ago and I haven't seen him since.

I suspect foul play.

I'm outta my league... I have hundreds of friends but don't know any of em ?... Tello tells them to be my friend and they obey ?... the page is confusing - the objective unsure ? - what is the purpose of this phenomenon ? - I can deal with 12 yo gamers but this crowd is out there ..... Calling Cramer = HELP !

[*smee*]

Yo Yibster , good to hear from you , we were just discussing your absense on the last word
Im pleased that you are ok , but saddened that you went down the facebook path
repent now and save thy soul

[tellomon]

Guys...can we have a meeting?

[*smee*]

Guys...can we have a meeting?

whens the next happy hour at the Cowboy ?

[tellomon]

4 PM PST, daily.

[*smee*]

PST

Pizz sinking time ?

[*Yibida*]

There's something missing from Facebook.... shitefacedbook... I feel like Cramer over there... WARNING SMEE ! that place is not of this earth !...

[tellomon]

http://wwp.pacific-standard-time.com/

[tellomon]

There's something missing from Facebook.... shiteefacedbook... I feel like Cramer over there... WARNING SMEE ! that place is not of this earth !...

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[*Yibida*]

[*smee*]

There's something missing from Facebook.... shiteefacedbook... I feel like Cramer over there... WARNING SMEE ! that place is not of this earth !...

they wouldnt get me there with a subpeona

[tellomon]

So....gun point is out, right?

[tellomon]

36800!

[tellomon]

facebook
   
Chris sent you a message.
   
Chris Summerdorf
January 24, 2011 at 2:34pm

Subject: Utah Girls Wild Weekend

Hey Ron, I am bringing a wild pack of girls to party on Feb. 12. Hope you will be around. Are you feeling better! I am trying to get Troy to let us have Karaoke, maybe you can put in a good word with him. Excited to see you! Don't forget that cargo.

[tellomon]

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[tellomon]

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[tellomon]

"Rumour Control. Here are the facts".

Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

« Reply #4288 on: January 26, 2011, ----->08:02:39 AM »

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Re: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)

« Reply #4289 on: Today at ----->06:12:41 PM »

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C):-{= < " MAJOR PWNAGE HERE " <<

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=2814.0

[*smee*]

It's astounding...
Time is fleeting....
Madness takes its toll...Ahh...
but listen closely...
Not for very much longer...
I've got to keep control.

[Roo]

Tello...you really should consider shaving the beard..and just keeping the mo like you once had.

Damn sexy!.... 

[tellomon]

 

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[tellomon]

Here's one for the "Drinker's Hall of Fame" file.

2 nights ago in the Saloon, my friend JT came in and we began to chat.
He says to me "Man, you look like you've been here since 8 o'clock this morning, drinking Tequila.."

I said "How do you know that"?

I don't remember his response, but it was true.

[tellomon]

When news is not news.

http://elkodaily.com/lifestyles/article_648cb018-25e9-11e0-b698-001cc4c03286.html

MONTELLO — Montello has spent most of its existence as a quiet spot in the road. In 1905 the Southern Pacific Railroad established the burg because it needed a place to change crews and take on more help for the long haul over the Pequop Mountains.

Nothing about my Drum Set. Bastards!!!

[tellomon]

Dirty Elko cop
"gets away with it".

http://elkodaily.com/news/local/article_c836459a-25f1-11e0-b6b6-001cc4c002e0.html

http://elkodaily.com/news/local/article_c836459a-25f1-11e0-b6b6-001cc4c002e0.html?mode=comments

[tellomon]

Write a Letter to the Editor...

Dear Editor,
The article concerning Montello missed some important and relevant news. The writer failed to mention that the Pequop Mountains had been reduced incrementally in height (and hence the "long haul" was slightly shortened) by the remarkable concussive effect resulting from drumming upon the largest drum set in the world, situated very close by in Montello itself.
Please issue a statement to this effect or I will tie you up and drum at you for fifteen hours.
Yours sincerely
Owner of the Biggest Drum Set

LOL!

the largest drum set in the world Nevada.

[tellomon]

http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=8076082&l=2c04928604&id=690587159

[tellomon]

37200 :woot: