Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2960214 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #2350 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:49:18 PM »

Flock You, Yib.
This is MY Thread and I will post as I pls.

How do you like me now?

BTW: How ya doin', ya Plonk?

smee: The 2 elements are not related. Good, twisted reading, tho, eh?

Frany,, et al, are my Friends. We were having fun until the Mob closed-in...

*smee* · « **Reply #2351 on:** November 12, 2009, 07:59:27 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2352 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:01:11 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 12, 2009, 07:49:18 PM

Flock You, Yib.
This is MY Thread and I will post as I pls.

How do you like me now?

BTW: How ya doin', ya Plonk?

smee: The 2 elements are not related. Good, twisted reading, tho, eh?

Frany,, et al, are my Friends. We were having fun until the Mob closed-in...

So dude I've progressed from wonk to plonk eh ?.... yer still posting to big !...LOL

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #2353 on:** November 12, 2009, 10:15:38 PM »

The The Night Stalker was a great series. I wish Pay TV would bung it on. They bung on a lot of other old series. Even though it was produced years ago I'd watch all the episodes again.

tellomon · « **Reply #2354 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:06:51 AM »

12800+

tellomon · « **Reply #2355 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:59:42 AM »

Tack and Goop.
Montello Roof Repair

cupie · « **Reply #2356 on:** November 13, 2009, 12:14:46 PM »

Yib and Lacey Walk into Tello's Bar......

http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=1275.msg58268;boardseen#new

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2357 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:33:28 PM »

TIME TO SHRED THUS THRED

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2358 on:** November 13, 2009, 03:44:07 PM »

cupie · « **Reply #2359 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:01:45 PM »

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2360 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:04:39 PM »

cupie · « **Reply #2361 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:10:14 PM »

You cen hev ut uf you like.....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2362 on:** November 13, 2009, 04:56:03 PM »

An Error Has Occurred!

The topic or board you are looking for appears to be either missing or off limits to you.

tellomon · « **Reply #2363 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:35:13 AM »

12900+

*smee* · « **Reply #2364 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:37:34 AM »

Hello Ronald

tellomon · « **Reply #2365 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:38:58 AM »

Hello, smeesky.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2366 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:40:01 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2367 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:42:11 AM »

C):-{= <" feel the love "<<

*smee* · « **Reply #2368 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:43:57 AM »

O hello the cute duckee has appeared too

tellomon · « **Reply #2369 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:47:10 AM »

When do you Lampburners sleep?

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2370 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:53:03 AM »

*I'm not Fluffy, I'm her twin sister

*smee* · « **Reply #2371 on:** November 14, 2009, 03:57:38 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 14, 2009, 03:47:10 AM

When do you Lampburners sleep?

The Fluffy one and I both drifted off into a blissfull slumber after our plucking session the other night Tello

tellomon · « **Reply #2372 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:03:29 AM »

Blissful Plucking?

*smee* · « **Reply #2373 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:11:18 AM »

pissedfull bucking ? ......... we hadnt had a drink !!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2374 on:** November 14, 2009, 04:51:20 AM »

Everybody has problems, buddy......

tellomon · « **Reply #2375 on:** November 14, 2009, 08:19:24 PM »

13000

tellomon · « **Reply #2376 on:** November 16, 2009, 08:38:16 AM »

A recent discussion in my house:

X: " I gauge the quality of my life by the values I share with my friends ".

Tello: " I gauge the quality of my life by the amount of booze I have in stock ".

:arr:

:beer:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

:zombiesuit:

^^^^^^

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2377 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:23:38 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 16, 2009, 08:38:16 AM

A recent discussion in my house:

X: " I gauge the quality of my life by the values I share with my friends ".

Tello: " I gauge the quality of my life by the amount of booze I have in stock ".

:arr: :beer:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ :zombiesuit: ^^^^^^

A recent discussion in my pond:

Tello: " I gauge the quality of my life by the amount of booze I have in stock ".

Duck: " I gauge the quality of my life in direct proportion to the amount of easy grubs I can find ".

:llamabanana:

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2378 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:29:50 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2379 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:33:27 AM »

Can we Party now?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2380 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:35:16 AM »

I gotta keep a low profile...the boss is lurking.....

tellomon · « **Reply #2381 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:39:54 AM »

Right then.

Where's smee? That bum duzzint have a job.

So he sez.

Me neither.

I'm a slouch, but I pay my bills.

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2382 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:46:35 AM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 16, 2009, 10:29:50 AM

*My very own block!!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #2383 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:49:42 AM »

:rifle:

tellomon · « **Reply #2384 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:56:53 AM »

13100

:zombiesuit:
Ruffly 100 hits a day. Too cool!

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2385 on:** November 16, 2009, 10:57:32 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on November 16, 2009, 10:49:42 AM

:rifle:

*smee* · « **Reply #2386 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:00:30 AM »

Quote from: Fluffy*Duckee on November 16, 2009, 10:57:32 AM

do you need resuscitating Fluff ?

tellomon · « **Reply #2387 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:01:12 AM »

cupie · « **Reply #2388 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:12:02 AM »

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 16, 2009, 10:35:16 AM

I gotta keep a low profile...the boss is lurking.....

Talk about paranoid.....

*FluffyDuckee* · « **Reply #2389 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:12:36 AM »

:violin:

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2390 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:27:30 AM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on November 16, 2009, 11:12:02 AM

Quote from: Yibida - Batteries not included. on November 16, 2009, 10:35:16 AM

I gotta keep a low profile...the boss is lurking.....

Talk about paranoid.....

" paranoid " ~about what cuester ?....

tellomon · « **Reply #2391 on:** November 16, 2009, 11:38:55 AM »

?????

http://www.canadaka.net/profiles/cuester/

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2392 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:12:01 PM »

Tello, you can fight this pickled-quality thing! Just because there are only nine green bottles hanging on the wall, that doesn't mean you've sunk in your quality of life. No, no. Let your quality of life be estimated by the number of times your name appears in a forum-wide search here. That should get your juices going.

tellomon · « **Reply #2393 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:26:37 PM »

That's bullshit!

My name appearing in a forum-wide search here duzzint get me the girls.

Even my Website is a Debbie Downer.

Nice try, tho'.

I respect yer intelligence, but sometimes you can be downright frightening. IMHO.

cupie · « **Reply #2394 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:36:40 PM »

I respect yer intelligence, but sometimes you can be downright frightening. IMHO.

And you're a creampuff?

tellomon · « **Reply #2395 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:39:14 PM »

More of a Jellyroll. But the coiner chickz dig me!

*CountessA* · « **Reply #2396 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:49:40 PM »

Are you saying that you've tried using the pickup line, "Hi, I'm Tello, and if you do a search on OzRT for my name, you'll find me mentioned an incredible number of times. How's that? And how about sitting on my knee, you pretty little thing?" - it doesn't work???????

tellomon · « **Reply #2397 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:52:39 PM »

I refuse to play Santa Clause.

*smee* · « **Reply #2398 on:** November 16, 2009, 12:55:19 PM »

or you could try some of Kev's lines

warning sensative ears should avoid this link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DeWAdzFmI10

tellomon · « **Reply #2399 on:** November 16, 2009, 01:06:33 PM »

More repulsive!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPIbLManOzs&feature=related

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