Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2962254 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #2550 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:20:04 AM »

Woe!

16500+
That's 100 in less than 4 hours! Ain't I popular?

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2551 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:21:08 AM »

Yeh but I still don't see any cash flow....

*smee* · « **Reply #2552 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:24:01 AM »

Smee Enterprises has a solution to the cash flow and can kill 2 birds with one stone

details will be in the next Amigo's staff newsletter or will be discussed at the Chrissie Do

tellomon · « **Reply #2553 on:** December 07, 2009, 12:27:06 AM »

CSB is still off limits.

tellomon · « **Reply #2554 on:** December 07, 2009, 01:52:31 AM »

The CSB is DEAD.

tellomon · « **Reply #2555 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:26:42 AM »

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525/board/nest/125716048

Wayne's World 2 Discussion Board

This movie is 15 years old why do you people still care!

When my little brother was 15 years old, I still cared about him. Now he's 23, and I still care. Who cares how old something is?

unless you're ugly to begin with, you're going to be much uglier in 15 years...less people will care about you.

Telling people to "get a life" for posting on the board of a 15-year-old movie by going out of your way to post on its board yourself proves you have less of a life than any of us.

Why do you care that we care?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108525/board/nest/125716048

*r3830* · « **Reply #2556 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:02:57 AM »

WTF is CSB? Had to ask!

tellomon · « **Reply #2557 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:12:34 AM »

Coinerz' Sin Bin.

*r3830* · « **Reply #2558 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:37:00 AM »

Gawd..... What happened to Retro? I read that he copped a kick in the stones????

Sympathy, empathy and experience with the same problem on the way to him!

*smee* · « **Reply #2559 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:39:06 AM »

He has had a week to get better doing it his way .... I think its "Tool Time" and todays guest is Mr Stanley Trimmer !

*r3830* · « **Reply #2560 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:42:29 AM »

He's put up with that for a week smee? Agree - time for some assistance.

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #2561 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:45:49 AM »

Poodle Pups. Sounds magnificent, I'll have two please.

*r3830* · « **Reply #2562 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:47:16 AM »

What's the go Ubbie...... you on a diet or somethin?

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #2563 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:48:12 AM »

OK R numbers, make it four, with Dead Horse.

*r3830* · « **Reply #2564 on:** December 07, 2009, 08:49:48 AM »

Ahhhhh - that's better! You don't want to end the week as an anorexic...... your bow would probably have to lose a few pounds as well.

*r3830* · « **Reply #2565 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:05:23 AM »

I thought today was a day of significance. December 7, 1941 - The Bombing of Pearl Harbour.

cupie · « **Reply #2566 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:12:39 AM »

Remember Poil ???

good moaning all....

I thought it was on the 6th Loco cause I watched 'Pearl Harbour' on Austar yesterday.......maybe because the states are one day behind us yesterday is actually today...lol.....bugga me...I'm confused.....

Tello....do you Remember Poil?????

*r3830* · « **Reply #2567 on:** December 07, 2009, 09:46:12 AM »

Cupie.....

Me thinks that the States are behind us in more ways than the date!!!!

cupie · « **Reply #2568 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:16:41 AM »

tellomon · « **Reply #2569 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:47:23 AM »

Tello....do you Remember Poil?????

Never heard of it.

*smee* · « **Reply #2570 on:** December 07, 2009, 10:51:52 AM »

I remember Poil .... his first name was Gomer !

or is a Poil a sore that Kiwi's get on their bottoms ?

*r3830* · « **Reply #2571 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:08:20 AM »

This place in France Cupie???

cupie · « **Reply #2572 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:11:54 AM »

Na...Poil Harbour ya nongs.....

cupie · « **Reply #2573 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:13:02 AM »

I saw a movie where they showed promotional footage from the war, and the accent on the guy who says it comes out more like Poil Harbour than Pearl Harbour.....

the Slogan was 'Remember Pearl'?

*r3830* · « **Reply #2574 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:16:20 AM »

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk..... He musta come from Brooklyn!

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2575 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:37:52 AM »

poikens....

cupie · « **Reply #2576 on:** December 07, 2009, 11:56:00 AM »

smoikens

tellomon · « **Reply #2577 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:10:49 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on December 07, 2009, 11:11:54 AM

Na...Poil Harbour ya nongs.....

nongs.

That word is new to my Vocabulary.

Is that a "safe" word here, or are you trying to immitate the 3 Amigos' slang???

I gotta know how to use that word.
I ain't joking!!!
Gimme info or Die of a heartache.............

*r3830* · « **Reply #2578 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:18:19 PM »

Nong = dingbat = ratbag = dunce = dope!

Sort of like wonk...... and all acceptable!

*Ubbie Max* · « **Reply #2579 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:22:55 PM »

A nong is generally one brick short of a load.
A nong is someone who fell out of the tree of stupidity hitting every branch on the way down.
A nong is someone who has a Kangaroo loose in the top paddock.
A nong is someone who has left the cage open & the canary got out.

I hope that helps you Tello?

cupie · « **Reply #2580 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:23:49 PM »

And so....a Drongo is?????

*r3830* · « **Reply #2581 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:27:42 PM »

And so....a Drongo is?????

A well weathered nong!

"A coupla sandwiches short of a picnic.... a few shillings short of a quid!"

tellomon · « **Reply #2582 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:28:46 PM »

A nong is a few Clowns short of a Circus.

Quote from: *Cupie* on December 07, 2009, 02:23:49 PM

And so....a Drongo is?????

A musician's mutated scientific project gone wrong.

cupie · « **Reply #2583 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:29:18 PM »

A few sheep short of a flock...and.....Roos loose in the top paddock...

tellomon · « **Reply #2584 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:34:15 PM »

Roos loose in the top paddock...

I really want you to know, Darlin'....that it's really ignorant for any of ya Ozziez to be yackin' strine and Yak, while leaving Tello in the car.

cupie · « **Reply #2585 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:37:17 PM »

I'd post a LMAO emoti, but tessa is moving them around...like rearranging the sock and undie drawer...sheesh..can't find nuffin lately....

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2586 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:39:37 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on December 07, 2009, 02:34:15 PM

Roos loose in the top paddock...

I really want you to know, Darlin'....that it's really ignorant for any of ya Ozziez to be yackin' strine and Yak, while leaving Tello in the car.

Just copy and paste the lingo dude...it'll all blend in and make sense... if it's doesn't who gives a toss anyway...LOL

tellomon · « **Reply #2587 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:40:34 PM »

I'd post a LMAO emoti, but tessa is moving them around...like rearranging the sock and undie drawer...sheesh..can't find nuffin lately...

Fact? THAT bad? Total crap?

Let's "Outrage!"
You drive.
And don't watch me.
These guns are heavy.

cupie · « **Reply #2588 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:47:25 PM »

Na...Tess wears the biggest Girls Pants of all....so.....Baby, lay down ya guns...I surrender.....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TSSc2s6GfB4&feature=related

cupie · « **Reply #2589 on:** December 07, 2009, 02:49:37 PM »

Or....at the very least....gimme back my bullets

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzU2iJ9qfXg

cupie · « **Reply #2590 on:** December 07, 2009, 03:10:13 PM »

Oh come on Tello....you gotta admit the drum section on "Lay down your Guns" is very funky......chunky.......Aussie Rock...luvs it...Jimmy Barnes is happening in my house right now...lol

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2591 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:32:36 PM »

Quote from: *Cupie* on December 07, 2009, 02:37:17 PM

I'd post a LMAO emoti, but tessa is moving them around...like rearranging the sock and undie drawer...sheesh..can't find nuffin lately....

theres a certain one i hope she does not find after the re-shuffle cupie lol

cupie · « **Reply #2592 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:36:08 PM »

I'll think on that one T...have to have a shower....bloody hot here at the moment, peaking at it's hottest thankfully/.....it's either a swim or a shower...too much hassle in this heat so shower it is.....and no, you can't watch the removing of the not big girls pants...ya nong...

*barny* · « **Reply #2593 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:36:29 PM »

Quote from: gr8-expectations on December 07, 2009, 04:32:36 PM

Quote from: *Cupie* on December 07, 2009, 02:37:17 PM
I'd post a LMAO emoti, but tessa is moving them around...like rearranging the sock and undie drawer...sheesh..can't find nuffin lately....

theres a certain one i hope she does not find after the re-shuffle cupie lol

This one ???

or this one ???

Or maybe this one ??

cupie · « **Reply #2594 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:37:48 PM »

But barny...don't forget this one.

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2595 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:41:07 PM »

i really do hate them unno i am not just making it up for attention......

cupie · « **Reply #2596 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:42:13 PM »

We know...did your mum make you wear them?.....

gr8-expectations · « **Reply #2597 on:** December 07, 2009, 04:45:19 PM »

i have messaged you the answer cupie, but close to home for general exhibition... lol

Roo · « **Reply #2598 on:** December 07, 2009, 07:30:57 PM »

*Yibida* · « **Reply #2599 on:** December 08, 2009, 01:32:13 AM »

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