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Yeah it's true I run around with Hillbilly girls...
and smee can't do shite about his chill-hilly whirls...
You better be ready when the sun goes dowwwnnn,
That's when Tello returns to towwwwnnnn...
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smee called the *SNIPE* !

Write it down as a WIN.
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Oz Jerky.
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Come on sucker sock, TOP that!!   :rofl: :pmsl: :roflmao: :lmao: :keelhaul:
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At the end of the day, there's this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28


:tello: " A Joyful Noise! "
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Sucker sock ?

As opposed to you being a sock cucker?

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Sucker sock ?

As opposed to you being a sock cucker?

I'm out.
I don't exist.
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I shouted out "Who killed the Kennedy's ? "  Well after all.... it was you and me!

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THE BIG STORY

NH Town Removes Christmas Decorations From Living Tree To 'Remove Religious Overtones'
By P. Gardner Goldsmith | Dec 23, 2020


CBS Boston recently reported on a “charming” holiday story erupting in Durham, NH, the town that hosts the leviathan of tax-subsidization called the University of New Hampshire. As the Boston TV station notes, because of “complaints” lodged last year, the Durham Town Council decided to remove the colored lights from their living fir tree that has, for years, been the host of said already watered-down “holiday” decorations.

America Now’s Ruth Kamau heard about the story, which seems to have sneaked up on unsuspecting Durham residents this year, and observed:

Previously called the Annual Tree Lighting Ceremony, the newly named Frost Fest will now be missing the usual annual activity of lighting the Christmas tree, as well as the yearly arrival of Santa Claus in a town fire truck - an activity the Durham children will miss this year.

"Frost Fest." That sounds like some drink you’d grab at a convenience store on a hot August day, not the celebration or acknowledgment of a holiday. It's really felafeling lame!

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https://www.mrctv.org/blog/nh-town-removes-christmas-decorations-living-tree-remove-religious-overtones-holy-day
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:tello: "Dear Admin;
Due to alcohol-induced blindness,
I respectfully request that you make this
forum
a
Braille-Friendly site.

Now/Next week (tic tok tic tok)

Sincerely,
Ronald Lee Tello, Esq. "
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I get a certain kick outta the Internet.

I buy a fine, useful item online.

5 minnits later I get pop up and side bar ads for
the exact item.

There are no ghosts in the machine.

There are idiots and other professionals clearly under the influence of things I cannot describe. I'm pretty sure it's the Cookies.

You fill in the blank. 55 gallons at a time.

Good time!
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LOL
So I'm surfing the net and wander into a Health Q n A site.

Knowing the Joker that I am, I gave it a go.

There was this:

Q: What are the elements of your present diet?

A: Roo Jerky, Jack Daniels and PBR.

That's when the screen blew up.

LOL!
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PBR: Pabst Blue Ribbon.
Watered down American beer
for the
watered down American taste.
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Keeping Holidays Safe from the Rona

https://www.selfrely.com/keeping-holidays-safe-from-the-rona/


"So, enjoy your Christmas as best you can; but stay safe. That includes keeping your powder dry and your survival gear close at hand".


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Saying “Merry Christmas” Is Now Contagious!   

2020 is finally over. But before we say “good riddance” to this crazy year, it’s time to say “Merry Christmas” to each other!

In the face of so much fear and uncertainty, people now realize how fragile life is – and how much we need our loved ones, neighbors and booze.

But most of all, we need a God. I'm not picky. ANY God will do...

Just saying “Merry Christmas” with a joyful heart – rather than avoiding the phrase – can make all the difference in our lives. To date, Scientists and Clergy have no idea why. Just go widdit!

Read on to see why “Merry Christmas” is making a comeback... and is now more contagious than SMEEVID 20+!


https://mypatriotsupply.com/blogs/scout/merry-christmas?utm_source=bm23&utm_medium=email&utm_term=Saying+%E2%80%9CMerry+Christmas%E2%80%9D+Is+Now+Contagious!&utm_content=Why+Saying+%E2%80%9CMerry+Christmas%E2%80%9D+Is+Getting+Contagious&utm_campaign=12.23.20+Scout+-+Saying+Merry+Christmas&_bta_tid=0084394000326419737760626635355257391800559622812284004240718944474165979236027595391930003077904
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Packages.
Pfffttt.

Good luck with that!
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I have read several articles about the perils of being alone at Christmas.

I PLAN ON IT!
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LOL?
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*FLASH BACK*
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Bravo! Nice goin'. What a lovely item to add into the mix. You are so sweet, ya Sock!   :maskpirate:
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The skel drummers.
Code won't let me post the image.

Skeleton Drummers with that 1970 motif!

Yes! The one on display above!!!

XL
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Is that the one I posted?

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Oh see youve edited ...it is the one

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Yes and it is Beautiful!

THX!
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Yes , Santa might have brought you one , but you were naughty and called Smee a sock

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Santa is a sock.

I don't see a conflict of interest here.
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Fine.

I'm a Nudist.
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Suzy Q Clauson
I'm from Arrowhead but now in CO out in the country - here we ignore gunfire - REDneck posse country - try that! Haha

Ron Tello Culley
I'm from Nevada, a very small town there. I live in Big Bear now. I hear jokes from that town: "Gunfire! Is Tello back in town?" I have a bit of History. Made some too. Not my fault the west is still wild...
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When a smee falls in the forest,
does he have survival gear?
  :lol:
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:tello: " Sure, if he has his cell phone and A SIGNAL...

he can order up a chainsaw rescue from ToolDash.com.

That will make a sound!"
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Black Christmases matter

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Damn right. Have you seen that Movie?
The Original and the Remake?

Decadent Holiday Programming.


If you have not seen them, both have Spank Value!
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Allow me to Clarify:

Those snobby Collage grrlBrats are absolutely bucking for a spanking.

Instead, the Intruder gets to work, does the job.

No Spoiler Alert here.
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Ben's Weather Forecast Updated: Thursday, Dec 24 @ 06:43pm

A weak upper-level low will drift through the area this evening bringing a few light snow showers dropping a dusting to an inch of snow.

Showers should come to an end around 7pm with clear skies overnight and lows in the teens & 20's. We'll enjoy nice weather on Christmas day under mostly sunny skies with light winds and warmer temperatures as highs top out near 50-degrees.

Little change to our weather over the week with cool and breezy conditions as highs remain in the mid to upper-40's, while overnight lows generally cool to the 20's. A major winter storm is on tap to arrive Monday bringing widespread rain and mountain snow to southern California, this will be the first storm we have experienced in some time so be prepared if you have travel plans.

Clouds and winds will increase late Sunday with snow showers developing overnight Sunday into Monday. West to southwest winds could gust to around 35mph ahead of the cold front Sunday night, turning northerly and decreasing on Monday.

High temperatures will drop into the 30's early next week as the snow level lowers to around 4,000 feet. This storm should bring a good round of wintry weather with accumulations a few inches of snow possible above 4,000 feet, 4-8" above 6,000 feet and up to 6-12" above 7,000 feet.

Snow showers will taper off Tuesday morning with cold and breezy weather continuing throughout the week. If planning to visit the mountains through the holidays, be very prepared for dangerous winter weather driving conditions and always carry tire chains!

And wear your masks, ya bloody b@zturds!
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A Hoy all ye lonely souls and other marginalized citizens of christmas earth !!!

Join me in my seasonal ritual of

AVOIDING EVERTHING AT ALL COSTS.

This is what I do.

I fill up my tank with

NIGHTMARE FUEL!!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Outer_Limits_%281963_TV_series%29

I start my marathon with my Fave... "Behold, Eck!"
Personal friend of mine.
After 72 hours of this, you won't wake up until Summer/Winter.
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There is nothing wrong with your television set.
Do not attempt to adjust the picture.
We are controlling transmission.

If we wish to make it louder, we will bring up the volume.
If we wish to make it softer, we will tune it to a whisper.
We will control the horizontal.
We will control the vertical.


We can roll the image, make it flutter. We can change the focus to a soft blur, or sharpen it to crystal clarity.

For the next hour, sit quietly and we will control all that you see and hear. We repeat: There is nothing wrong with your television set.

You are about to participate in a great adventure.
You might get your ass kicked if you don't pay attention.  :notsmee:
You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the inner mind to... The Outer Limits.
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Put the shrooms away

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It's Pizza Nite at the Tello Homestead.

Have a slice!
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