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Pull over, I gotta get out.....
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Is that you sitting right at the rear inside , licking the window?

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Can I borrow your phone?
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shut up smee
the *snipe* is mine!

Unless you want it
I don't care.

I'm merely counting my blessings that Pink
is not my conscripted color.
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No, seriously
I don't care about 195.

Tessa could wear it as a Broach.....

it could off-set her shoes.
  :lol:

And do they matter?
She wears those long-ass Opera Gowns that mop the floor in a 6 foot radius,
how do we know she has feet, AND LEG and stuff?

Could be a robot, a Trick!

That's what Entertainment is... a trick.

Trick to Truck your Blues away.
Song and dance. Colors. Commercials.

No mystery to me why Jello Heads rule and wreck our roads?

Entertainment is not about SMARTS.

It's about staying stupid.

And it's been working alllllll...along.


I watch The Discovery Family of Channels, so FELAFEL U.
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Seriously, LOL, when was the last time a
Head Banger got tossed out of an Opera Theatre?

I wanna see THAT video!!!
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When was the last time you tossed this
out of your Pub?
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I think smee is looking forward to his first time.
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Top that I can-not.

Keep breathing
we need the hot air.


Does the Canned Beaver come in Aboriginal Flavor?
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"You have spies?"

"No, we have google."
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I have a large internet presence.
My investment returns have been......small.

I can't make friends, an income or my way home.
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Enjoying the Movie?
I am!
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If I ever started a Religion
I'd put a stop to it.
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So, if I ever go off on a tangent,
I should stop that too.

Seems counterintuitive.

So?

I don't see your Ratings.....
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I have reviewed mine....

I'm not worthy.

This blog has more F's
than smileys and members combined.

"Mean and Nasty" has been popular a long time.

I am NOT original.

I do things my way.  :indupitably:

Don't make it right....
is it so wrong?
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Quote from: *Brum6y* on January 11, 2010, 10:52:39 PM

He's known to us all as the famous Ron Tello
 hid up in the fringe of Nevada.
Ensconced in his den buried deep in Montello,
 a drummer! (Is life any harder?)

He will make an impression, you'll never forget,
 a single post's all that it takes
and you'll break out in laughter or maybe in sweat
 - depends on the sense that he makes.

Inscrutable sometimes and often confusing,
 engaging this champion of chaff
is not for the shy - or you’ll find yourself musing
“Do I cry now or do I just laugh?”

His musical passion is clearly percussion,
- not woodwind, nor brass, nor of song.
But speak of his drums and amid the discussion
 he’ll tell you: “Now THIS is a Gong!”

A practical hand finds him pimping his ride
 (the parts list alone is a tome)
But should ills befall his most joyous new pride,
 he picks up and carries it home.

Though weather is usually safe to discuss
 (Wendover is often on show)
A wintry Christmas will just cause him to cuss
 â€śYou can keep all your ice and your snow!”

A thoughtful, but quick wit, he often is found
 twixt notions (and liable to switch)
What? Serious or mirthful or flippant or sound?
 Just tell me now, PLEASE - Which is which???



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That's about the only thing in the last gazillion pages that made any sense...........

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Keeping up with all this is a challenge in which I am failing.... miserably.


I take that as indicating I do have some hope!

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Here's Philosophy I can do without.

Which came first?

The felafel or the You?

I'm taking lessons now.

Sherry come to collect rent.......

and my Soul.
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That's about the only thing in the last gazillion pages that made any sense...........

Ya think?   :troll2: :badfinger:
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Keeping up with all this is a challenge in which I am failing.... miserably.


I take that as indicating I do have some hope!

Profound statement.   :t2: :banana:

You DO have hope available.   :sick:

Use Promo Code: Horse Life Matters.
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One Whinger's Troll is
another boneporcelainhead's Philosopher.

Not much of any place to go from there.

OZRT is my Refuge
and my Sweet Spot of Hell on Earth.
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And my hair is good.
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Don't ask about my Liver.

It ain't talkin'....

It screams: "No cheap Tequila!"

I order up extra supplies of Special Order when I maneuver into town.
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I no longer ride the Bus.

Now I send Recon Units into town.

It's a Battleground in Big Brawl, Ca., USA


Sherry is shopping NOW in Ground Zero,
and God Save her Car!!!
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I found this: Rules to Shop by...
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Jennifer Salihar
Saw this dog behind kallans in sugarloaf. Won’t let me near it.

Amanda Day
Husky living it's best life lol

Ron Tello Culley
It's a wolf in husky clothing

Ron Tello Culley
Now what's lurking behind Easy's?

Ron Tello Culley
It's Dean! Alive and, well......


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Snow Dog Mob Rules.

Oh yeah?

Who wears the collar in this family?

Dog.

What do humans call them?

Dog.

And if a Frat Prank goes wrong, who do they blame?

Dog.

Man: 5,000
Dog: Not so well


:tello: " Not MY best friend! Yeah I DISLIKE HATE AND KILL DOGS, metaphorically.."
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I give the mutt a premium chew toy in the morning
and when I return my sofa is shredded beyond recognition.

Premium chew toy is Suss and the dog is Hist.

I give the cats a cardboard box in the morning
and when I return my sofa is missing.

It was insured.
I like cats better.
Clean.
Honest.

They let you know what they can do
if you felafel with them.

Domesticated only 4000 years, they be more EVOLVED than the lot of you! [be frightened now]

--word from on high, again. This too shall resist passing.
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Say "No dogs!"
and the missing pets ads go up the next day.
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More and more Gentlemen
Divorce Lawyers
are committing suicide
because they can't get a
girlfriend.
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Women in the Job Market
chanting equality with tits
and guys are supposed to take that as a Legal Threat to Testosterone?"

You BET!

You've come a long way, Baby!

When Bosses are concerned,
I'll take tits over dicks everytime!


Sorry, I am no longer for hire.
But I'm giving away consolation prizes.
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What showed up on the world stage first:

Twisted words, or
Twisted minds?

Get this one right and we are
ALL gonna get "put away".

I hate difficult no choices.
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Take it, Fools!
The ONE AND ONLY opportunity that you
"Can't go wrong" by
going wrong.

It's a LOSE-LOSE YOU WIN cluster you have to love or we'll kill you, metaphorically, lol...

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ALL NOT RIGHT !!!!!
IM CALLING THE COPS!!!

I SURRENDER!

Survivor's guilt has taken its toll.

Kill me first then arraignment calendar.

That's how they do it in Elko County, Nevada USA 89801

No cuffs.

SHACKELS.

Photo Op for "Better Holmes and Charlatans Magazine".


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Awww jeez!
Am I a brilliant Felafel
without a porcelain gnome?

more to come...
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A Cliental with a Body Count.

Good hours. Good people, plus the overtime!
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I no longer ride the Bus.

Now I send Recon Units into town.

It's a Battleground in Big Brawl, Ca., USA


Sherry is shopping NOW in Ground Zero,
and God Save her Car!!!



No ....you flocked up , you think you sent Sherry to town to buy Tequilla

But ........ You actually sent Tequilla to buy some sherry ...... You daft plonker

Too much snow jerky

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As IF any of this was HomeLand Security material.....
well, it izzint.

ELKO took issue with MY words they did not care to understand
and created their own meanings to MY words.
And in all that, a continuing investigation...gone south,

I don't have to explain anything; my rants work better where I live. WooT!
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Dee Levey
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Driver arrested responsible for the hit and run in Sugarloaf yesterday that killed someone. Vehicular Manslaughter,intoxicated😡😡😡

Dee Levey
Three people were hit one from Long Beach one from Henderson Nevada and one from Ontario Unfortunately one of the people died at the scene

Susan Robins
Truly something wrong with our system - visitors, care packages, and send money?? For a repeat offender who killed a young woman, killed 2 dogs, and has forever changed the lives of the victims and their loved ones?!!!😡

Dee Levey turned off commenting for this post.
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No ....you flocked up , you think you sent Sherry to town to buy Tequilla

But ........ You actually sent Tequilla to buy some sherry ...... You daft plonker

Too much snow jerky

Brother you don't the half of it!

We are surrounded by Killer Icicles,
and wacky online posters. And KILLER CARS!!!!!

Off-line Posters are THE WORST!
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