OK....ok, shut up and hear this:
That atmospheric anomaly enshrouding your ears is just the WINDS OF CHANGE.
It's inevitable. Like a daily poo, ya gotta do it, be there and handle it. Or else.....
I have troubling news here, people.
The end of the world happened already.
wham, boom and sha-zaa.... DONE.
At the tone, the time will be....now.
*BEEEEP*
I used to rehearse for this moment. Sry, I'm losing my grip for a minnit.
I am in charge.
Of what?
Phone Lines are now open. 1-UFK-555-DERP
And then there's the story I have yet to tell....
[to be continued,... like they do it on The X-Files]
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