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THE ORIGINS OF CORONAVIRUS
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MEMORIAL DAY 2021

Another fine example of other Men being more of men than smee and I.
Can you imagine smee and I in the trenches?

No way! I'd kick his ass in Card Games.

And he'd shoot me in the foot just to see what life is like in Elko County Jail.
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This only makes sense to Hard Core Homeys, and the Noobs have some catching up to do.
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Regarding The X-Files:

One item I find most disturbing:

Scully never had an ankle holster.

Couldda come in handy in some episodes....

And did you ever see The Dynamic Duo deal with a Swiss Army Knife?
Or a Leatherman?

I got them on that one!
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Nazis did it! Nazis did it!
Florida Concert to Charge $18 for Vaccinated, $1,000 for Unvaccinated

We ARE the Great Divided!

A Florida concert promoter is encouraging event-goers to get vaccinated for a rock show in Tampa Bay next month by significantly lowering the prices for those who have received the coronavirus vaccination.

Ticket prices for the concert, which will feature performances by Teenage Bottlerocket, MakeWar, and Rutterkin at the VFW Post 39 venue in St. Petersburg on June 26, will be $18 each for those who have received the vaccination and $999.99 for those who have not received it.

A statement from the website where event tickets can be purchased reads:

To be eligible for the DISCOUNT, you will need to bring a government issued photo ID and your PHYSICAL COVID-19 Vaccination Record Card (if you have lost it keep reading, we got you). You will need to have had your second shot of Pfizer or Moderna, or your single shot of Johnson and Johnson COVID-19 vaccine on or before 6/12/2021.

“We are NOT telling you what to do here, we are making a business decision and letting the market decide,” the website’s message added. “If someone wants to come in unvaccinated, they will scare off a large number of patrons and will need to pay the difference.”


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DEAL WITH IT OR GET OUT!
Nancy Pelosi and Dr. Fauci are furious after what one representative exposed about masks

Democrats bow down to Dr. Anthony Fauci, taking every word he says as Gospel.

Even when he contradicts himself, as he has done on countless occasions, they don’t question a word that comes out of his mouth.

They scream about “trusting the science.”

But what they really mean to say is, trust Dr. Fauci.


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You sent to Montello Today at 1:03 PM
Hi Troy can ya hear me? Sherry and I are planning to be there on the 4th. I need work at my house. The water union is busted. I need it fixed. Will pay reasonable rate to get it done. It's in the basement, you know? Also, get a locksmith to gain entry in my  Wells Cargo trailer side door. Please broker the deals for me. I have the money, thanks to Covidollars!. Talk to me!


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Zac Gorilla-Jedi Duardo
Yard sales Estate sales today?

Claire Von Wimmer
Yes! 993 playground drive in crestline is having a yard sale

Kristie Hill
28079 lakes edge lake arrowhead- got some really nice antique furniture- if you make an offer she’ll take it  Just not for fee

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Kristie Hill cool thanks!

Jason Maghsadi
Dude, they are everywhere, take a drive.

Sam Perry
I have a multi family yard sale tomorrow (Monday) at 7 AM. 24739 Edelwiess Dr in Crestline.

Yazhir S Peña
Yard sale
24516 Bernard Dr … See More

Hayley Buckner
Arbon Lane Lake Arrowhead

Christina Reynolds
Grab a paper they are listed, drive through town and follow the signs

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I can't go Yard Sailing> I have no Warehouse for it all. Go ahead, scoop up the deals. Next year, I'll buy them at your Yard Sale. (Trickle-Down Theory)

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662 San Bernardino Ave., Sugarloaf...there's some stuff in my yard by the hand of another man. Get it out of here. This is an Eviction Sale.
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Megan Raef is looking for recommendations.
Hi all! Does anyone know of any contractors/handyman? We recently purchased a boutique hotel in lake arrowhead and need to do a full remodel. Please text me!:) 562-480-7083
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Lake Arrowhead, California

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Louie Fans UNITE!! (You know he's gonna see this....)

Samantha Scott
be very very careful.. a lot of sketchy workers in that field.. Search down the hill if its a big project.

Kelly Flint
Samantha Scott totally agree unfortunately.

Michael Cervantes
Samantha Scott people from down the hill aren’t familiar with building standards to withstand our elements. I recommend hiring a local licensed contractor, just my .02.
Can you pass my number along?:)

Northstar plumbing, heating and air conditioning
Hello my name is David with northstar heating and air conditioning. If you need our services. (909)593-3353

Wendy Mcinerney Williams
Dave Bennett is your man

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Wendy Mcinerney Williams can you pass my number along? We’re needing help starting this week and it’s a big project that will take a month or two

Teanna Keith
That’s exciting. Congrats! Definitely need more lodging outside of STR’s in Arrowhead and surrounding areas!

Michael Cervantes
Just do stay away from THRIFTY PLUMBING, they are notorious for ripping people off including senior citizens.
I can tell you my own personal horror story about them if you’d like. Best of luck in your endeavor and congratulations on your purchase!!!

Don Lanier
There's a lot of good ones up here also make sure they have all the licenses and insurance and references.

LeeTina Hitt
My name is Lee with Kustom Garage Doorz. Licensed/Bonded/Insured Lic#993382
We can assist with any garage door, storage doors or even modern interior transition spaces as pictured
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Debbi C Thues
What is a boutique hotel?

Megan Raef
Debbi C Thues on the smaller side. Only 12 rooms

Debbi C Thues
Raef Wonderful. We need LOTS of these guys. The best of luck to you!

Debbi C Thues
Megan Raef Is it in the residential area of the Woods. I see your profile is an AirB&B

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Orona construction. They are good

Megan Raef
Is there a contact number?

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Myers Const
909-417-0304
Lic and bonded

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"If I was half the man I was 5 years ago, I'd take a POWER TOOL to this place!"


-"The Scent of A Tello."  A Peter Jackson Film.
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Hawaii was the first state to ban what?

Solar panels
Raising chickens
Billboards
89%
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Street lights

If you’re cruising down the highway in Hawaii, one thing you won’t see is a billboard. Hawaii became the first state to ban billboards in 1927, ensuring its natural beauty remains visible to millions of tourists every year. The ad-free trend didn’t catch on in the other states for a few decades.

Vermont was the first continental state to ban all billboards, passing that law in 1968. Maine removed all of its billboards in the late ‘70s, and Alaska passed a referendum in 1998 that prohibited billboards. Today, there are approximately 1,500 cities and communities across the U.S. that ban billboard advertisements.

Source: Scenic America | Date Updated: May 24, 2021
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Biden Will Release Full C0VID19 Origin Report

Breaking Now: Just moments ago, Joe Biden told the traveling press pool that he would release the full investigative report on the origin of the coronavirus known as COVID19 “unless there’s something I’m unaware of.” This is significant as there is growing evidence pointing toward the Wuhan Chinese lab as the point of origin.

This verbal statement from Biden today comes on the heels of the written statement he made yesterday, which we have included below. (Bring your own Crayons.)


https://dcwatchdog.com/biden-will-release-full-c0vid19-origin-report/
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Let's see by a show of hands with clumps of your hair in them...

Do you agree with Morons in charge, or are you better than that?

Raise your stumps!


This is NOT a Poll.
It's An Order!
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What does "Volkswagen" mean?

The people's car
79%
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Speedwagon
Spinning wheels
Superior auto

If you know German, then you had an easy time with this question. "Volks" means people, which you might have guess since it sounds a bit like "folks"; the "wagen" part refers to cars. Put it together, and you have "the people's car." Volkswagen's name was part of a patriotic project in Germany that aimed to make cars available to everyday Germans at a time when car ownership was rare — especially in during the interwar period when Germany was financially struggling. It's Propaganda from Used Car Dealers.... Heil Hit and Run.

Source: American Express | Date Updated: May 28, 2021
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WARNING: GRAPHIC IMAGES!

Oh, sorry, that was last week.

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Dennis R. Hilton shared a post.
May 28 at 10:47 AM  ·
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Jose Lopez
You better believe it if Trump goes to jail I will feel better

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Yeah, HUH? Where does the world stop and I begin?



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Tyler Womack

May 25 at 6:32 PM  ·
“Five years ago I was broken enough,
To just shut the felafel up.
I got sober by going to rehab
And not arguing so much for once.”
-pat the bunny
In 3 days I’ll be sober from alcohol and drugs for 3 years. I honestly believe quitting my 2 main vices saved my life and if you struggle with addiction I hope you save your own life too. I’m always here to talk to anyone with an open ear but remember you have to want to save yourself, you HAVE to admit you have a problem and usually you have to be at the point of needing to be saved aka rock bottom. My method may not be perfect but if I can help someone save themself I’d do anything possible.

Korie Marie Robbins
Hell yeah!!

Dan Thrasher
That's awesome homie! Congrats and keep up the good fight!

Trudy Womack
Tyler Womack is our baby boy. We have always been there for him. Sometimes you have to go thru it to change it. No one loves you like your mom and dad. So proud of you Tyler.

Roxana Espinoza
Awesomeness Tyler!!!??????

Hannah K Cook-Arceo
I got 2 years on the 23 of this month. Congratulations brother

Tyler Womack
Hannah K Cook-Arceo congrats!

Simon Beaty
Congratulations brother. I’m proud as felafel of you man.

Jennifer Borges-Shirland
felafel yeah! You conquered the beast! Congrats!

Daniel Reinoso
Congratulations homie

Andria Partida
Proud of you man

Heather Bolon
Always thankful you are still around ??

Cody Kilburger
Sup cute guy

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Well...YEAH! Having a Good Brain is a Major social responsibility. Listen to us Old felafelers will ya? We pre-died for your sins.
It's only as good as you redeem your Coupons.

(INSIDER'S MEMO: Tyler is CEO of "Delivery Dudes". The FOREMOST Pot delivery dealer on the Mountain!)

Ron Tello Culley
Oh, BTW: Every Generation is told they are felafeling Hippies.

Ron Tello Culley
It skipped a year. Now we are felafeling Hippie Millenials. I hope I can scrub it off.

Oh, and that wacky, trendy hair color thing you have going on...try PAISLEY!
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:tello: " I don't struggle with addiction. I welcome it! "

Hey, at least this is not about UFO's.
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In all of my years of being a Drum Roadie, I never envisioned that I would be denied a working position in the "No Consent" camp for being deemed "OVER QUALIFIED".

Ain't that something?

I dint wanna do it anyways cuz if ya seen one band, ya heard 'em all.

Is that right?
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Hey OZ! Ya wanna know where Tyler lives now? He moved, ya see?

Look for his car in the front yard.... Works for me!
I can hit it with a rock from my location.


"You can move but you won't hide."
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I believe Tyler spends a lot of time on the roof ....unless bathrooms are his caper

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Dammit smee....get on the same page, will ya?

Yer flocking with Yanks here.

You really wanna mix it up with us now?

Turn a news page.

And try not to post. Ya look like an idiot. Is that what you want???
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Don't expect Mother Tess to come to your rescue.

That never worked for me.

If she champions your cause, then I wiill know that Favortism
runs deep and stupid.
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This.... all of this, is unnecessary.

Can you smell it?
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I can smell the grout that Tyler is using

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WTF does that mean?
Adjust your choke chain...



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I'm just not feeling the Spirit of Cooperation here.

Why should I?

Look where I am!

Not everybody makes choices.

This is a matter of National INsecurity.

IN MY OFFICE NOW!


"You can't always win."
-Elliot Stabler

"I don't want it!"
-Sarah Conner
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CS vs. PR.

Both are feasible.
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Customer Service.
Public Relations, idiot!


:tello: "Glad to help!"
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Ya ever notice when Benson and Stabler enter a building,
the doors are like butter... ?


My favorite is The Stabler/Logan School of Police Interrogation Tactics.
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You know what REAL LIFE can do
that TV can't?

Soil their britches!

(Terrance and Phillip don't count. They only fart.)
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"These are their stories."
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Oh! You want stories?

Here's a story:

Once upon a time,
King Tello did rule, and the
Lurkers still drool.

The End.

Yeah, TEAL. So what? Whatever, Eff* U.
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Wanna chat or keep Ploncking?

I'm good for a minnit....

Sad, though, that my Ratings are vastly more popular than you.

Get your own Show.

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Hey! Where'd ya go?

Get back here you Sock!

I'm telling.
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Pardon me, folks.
Let me tell you what I know about smee.

Not that any of this is true, mind you. Purely scientific observation.

smee:

HAS NO FACE

CAN'T SPELL CHECK

IS ALWAYS OFF CUE

And he's banging the Aboriginal Farmer's Daughter.

Blimey!

So there.

He won't be back.

:tello: "And take your One Amigo paraphenalia with you!"
:smee!: I see the Bromance in the face of every starving child.
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Not off cue .....far cue
Not check .......cheque
Not face ..........faeces 

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I'm telling ya...COVIDOLLARS!


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BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD
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Account ???? 3223
RONALD,

Funds have been added to your account.

Date: 05/31/2021

Funding Amount:
$900.00

Funding Method:
ACH
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Any number with 2 zeroes at the ass-end
is ok with me!

It's DEFFO emerging Socialism...
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It's wild!
I can't stop it!

$900 twice a month over the past year.

Where did it all go?

I'm still poor, stupid and allergic to sunlight.
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Im allergic to being kicked in the scrotum

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Sucks to be you. All nutsack and NO face.

Who's doing the kicking?

And where's my online order for Aboriginal Teen Pussy Jerky?

I used Pay Pal. Don't F*k with me, Mate!
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