Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3157691 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #20350 on:** April 04, 2022, 12:00:19 PM »

Last Friday, Sherry and I took a trip down the hill.
I had an appointment to take a ride.

This is sort of what it was like.

Well worth the price of admission!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvXoHU9Cexk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxOWLcSpX7E

408

tellomon · « **Reply #20351 on:** April 04, 2022, 12:19:48 PM »

I'm looking forward to getting a Home Version
of an MRI Machine!

*smee* · « **Reply #20352 on:** April 04, 2022, 12:31:25 PM »

Did you get a pap smear whilst you were there?

tellomon · « **Reply #20353 on:** April 04, 2022, 12:39:39 PM »

If I thought it would do any good,
I'd REPORT your nasty ass.

No. No smears.

We went to In N Out Burger afterwards.

And you dint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger

(Actual size V V V V)

tellomon · « **Reply #20354 on:** April 04, 2022, 12:56:51 PM »

When it's lunchtime in OZ,
I say throw smee on the Barbie.

He's cooked!

tellomon · « **Reply #20355 on:** April 04, 2022, 01:05:40 PM »

Q: How come Australian television does not appear to American audiences?

A: Americans have yet to figure out Monty Python.

Monty Python Pet Phop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUScJIvseGI

tellomon · « **Reply #20356 on:** April 04, 2022, 01:15:35 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #20357 on:** April 04, 2022, 01:17:17 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 04, 2022, 12:39:39 PM

If I thought it would do any good,
I'd REPORT your nasty ass.

No. No smears.

We went to In N Out Burger afterwards.

And you dint.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/In-N-Out_Burger

(Actual size V V V V)

Well burger me

*smee* · « **Reply #20358 on:** April 04, 2022, 01:18:14 PM »

I could say I got a burger at Burger King ...

But I would be telling whoppers

tellomon · « **Reply #20359 on:** April 04, 2022, 01:19:03 PM »

Quote

Well burger me

tellomon · « **Reply #20360 on:** April 04, 2022, 02:22:09 PM »

It's a wild world of weird choices.

When asked who do I worship...Jesus or smee,
I opted to consolidate and go with

smeesus.

Beware of false prophets for they come onto thy internet in cheap pajamas.

tellomon · « **Reply #20361 on:** April 04, 2022, 02:22:53 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20362 on:** April 04, 2022, 02:26:29 PM »

If this was a phone call, I'd be bugged.

Since it's the internet, we can all expect a hacking at any moment.

tellomon · « **Reply #20363 on:** April 04, 2022, 03:03:18 PM »

You are under arrest.
You have the right to remain Soylent.

"Soylent Green is people!!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4UPDUpjkHg0

The "Impossible Burger" is PEE-PLE!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #20364 on:** April 04, 2022, 03:58:29 PM »

The present is so overwhelning, I take solice in ignoring the future.

Who needs it?

tellomon · « **Reply #20365 on:** April 04, 2022, 04:02:38 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20366 on:** April 04, 2022, 04:32:20 PM »

The Who - Won't Get Fooled Again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHhrZgojY1Q

Hands down the greatest scream in the history of music period.

tellomon · « **Reply #20367 on:** April 04, 2022, 04:40:28 PM »

Led Zeppelin - Rock and Roll Live Video (Madison Square Garden 1973)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IbW5K2F1N28

tellomon · « **Reply #20368 on:** April 04, 2022, 04:48:09 PM »

Tommy James & The Shondells ~ Hanky Panky

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCeCHe5sH2w

This music was so much fun! Too bad there is nothing like this anymore.

tellomon · « **Reply #20369 on:** April 04, 2022, 04:54:35 PM »

Eric Burdon & The Animals - See See Rider

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxAXspWpQVQ

The best by far of the 60's bands- one of the greatest voices ever!

tellomon · « **Reply #20370 on:** April 04, 2022, 05:01:55 PM »

This song makes me want to get up and dance. Another great one hit wonder.

Cannibal & The Headhunters Land Of 1000 Dances

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZFzKZyyQK0

tellomon · « **Reply #20371 on:** April 04, 2022, 05:06:08 PM »

FRANK ZAPPA COSMIK DEBRIS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dp6LT2MdaPI

The more I learn about Frank Zappa the more I realize how highly talented and intelligent he was.
Respect!

tellomon · « **Reply #20372 on:** April 04, 2022, 05:41:01 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20373 on:** April 04, 2022, 06:16:39 PM »

If smee did an MRI, the results would proove positive for smeetus... a degenerative moral disease.

There is hope, in a Home for the Socially Inappropriate.

LOLZ.

tellomon · « **Reply #20374 on:** April 04, 2022, 06:21:16 PM »

"Awkward". Verb. The act of travelling to Awkland.

tellomon · « **Reply #20375 on:** April 04, 2022, 06:31:55 PM »

Please update your payment method.

If you prefer to use cash, send it in a brown paper bag to:

PO Box 5602
Sugarloaf, Ca
92386

Your transaction may be recorded for quality assurance.

Log into your account for more details.

Thank you.

tellomon · « **Reply #20376 on:** April 04, 2022, 06:35:45 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20377 on:** April 04, 2022, 07:13:46 PM »

Is it summer yet?

tellomon · « **Reply #20378 on:** April 04, 2022, 07:24:11 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20379 on:** April 04, 2022, 07:52:02 PM »

Smoke.
Drink.
Post.
Yell at the UFOs to come down.
Repeat.

Now you know how I live.

(There are paper products involved)

tellomon · « **Reply #20380 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:07:14 PM »

Anniversaries, Coffee and Death...we have it all here... on the OZRT!

tellomon · « **Reply #20381 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:12:28 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 04, 2022, 08:10:36 PM

I'm sorry I got involved.

Now that the damage is done, I'm not sorry anymore.

tellomon · « **Reply #20382 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:20:26 PM »

It's SHOPPING TIME!!!

BANK OF AMERICA EDD DEBIT CARD

RONALD CULLEY
Account ???? 3223
RONALD,

Funds have been added to your account.

Date: 04/04/2022
Funding Amount:
$52,357.00

Funding Method:
ACH

tellomon · « **Reply #20383 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:22:56 PM »

It feels snug, but not the same as that $1 Mil I had and lost....

tellomon · « **Reply #20384 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:27:12 PM »

Dear Lurkers: feel free to step up and declare bullsh!t....

tellomon · « **Reply #20385 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:42:21 PM »

Now those UFO flockers are pizzing me orf.

Look at their response to my beckoning calls:

(Cowards! Take over the Earth or GO HOME!!!!)

tellomon · « **Reply #20386 on:** April 04, 2022, 08:43:58 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20387 on:** April 04, 2022, 09:11:11 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on May 25, 2021, 11:38:26 AM

This is not who I am...it's what I post.

tellomon · « **Reply #20388 on:** April 04, 2022, 09:38:22 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20389 on:** April 04, 2022, 09:47:00 PM »

*smee* · « **Reply #20390 on:** April 04, 2022, 10:07:46 PM »

Whatyoutalkaboutwillis

tellomon · « **Reply #20391 on:** April 05, 2022, 05:35:35 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20392 on:** April 05, 2022, 05:59:14 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20393 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:13:43 AM »

Disney Dream Turns Into A Nightmare

You can't tell Mickey from Minnie anymore.

The place where millions of Americans once enjoyed vacation has morphed into a woke concentration camp that only appeals to the most twisted amongst us. Gregg Gutfeld is horrified and amused.

Walt Disney's dream was to bring out the innocence and imagination in our children, a fun place for families. Not anymore. They traded their pixie dust for woke sex education in the parks, their television shows & new Disney movies. Bad move. Bye bye to the Disney we once knew.

https://www.lifezette.com/2022/04/disney-dream-turns-into-a-nightmare/?utm_source=daily-email-breaking&utm_medium=email

tellomon · « **Reply #20394 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:32:42 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20395 on:** April 05, 2022, 06:48:37 AM »

void post.

tellomon · « **Reply #20396 on:** April 05, 2022, 08:49:04 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20397 on:** April 05, 2022, 09:53:30 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20398 on:** April 05, 2022, 01:13:50 PM »

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*smee* · « **Reply #20399 on:** April 05, 2022, 02:09:36 PM »

We interupt this show to bring you ....

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Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3157691 times)