Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3156933 times)

*smee* · « **Reply #20450 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:42:10 PM »

Was planet of the Apes made in Montello ?

tellomon · « **Reply #20451 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:45:22 PM »

Was Week End at Bernie's made at your house?

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*smee* · « **Reply #20452 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:55:21 PM »

No ...that was confessions of a window cleaner

tellomon · « **Reply #20453 on:** April 06, 2022, 10:55:26 PM »

Say, wazzint that you in the leading roll of "The Apes of Wrath"?

*smee* · « **Reply #20454 on:** April 06, 2022, 11:04:04 PM »

No , my acting name was Johnny Wadd , no apes , but a bit of monkey business

tellomon · « **Reply #20455 on:** April 06, 2022, 11:08:58 PM »

Right. It was you who molested Fay Wray!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fay_Wray

tellomon · « **Reply #20456 on:** April 06, 2022, 11:11:15 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20457 on:** April 07, 2022, 12:08:42 AM »

I know my Rights.

You're in quarantine.

Gimme a smoke.

No smoking here.

Let me die.

tellomon · « **Reply #20458 on:** April 07, 2022, 12:15:09 AM »

I'm experiencing post-pneumonia symptoms.

Why do you think that?

I keep coughing up phlegm from my throat.

Are you a smoker?

Yes.

How much do you smoke per day?

All of it. I roll my own.

Would you like to quit smoking?

No. I want more tobacco.

tellomon · « **Reply #20459 on:** April 07, 2022, 12:25:54 AM »

The patient is in stable condition and the wife is sedated.

Where is she now?

Resting quietly in the Morgue.

tellomon · « **Reply #20460 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:07:24 AM »

Cathy
You better have a fan its gonna be so hot this week your gonna die in there. Get a lounge chair and sleep outside if you have to.

You sent
I have a fan club.

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #20461 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:14:28 AM »

They're saying if we (Sydney and points north) want to sleep "outside" for the next few days, we'd better get the "quick build" version of Noah's blueprints.

tellomon · « **Reply #20462 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:22:37 AM »

Wet dreaming?

tellomon · « **Reply #20463 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:27:13 AM »

Get your ship together!

tellomon · « **Reply #20464 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:45:04 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20465 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:57:26 AM »

High Voltage Volcano:
Electro Magmatism.

Kozmic Kink:
Golden Meteor Shower.

Inhumane Gaming:
Slave Trading Cards.

Bird Country:
Avination.

No more Movies:
S'nuff flicks.

tellomon · « **Reply #20466 on:** April 07, 2022, 09:19:15 AM »

Wife Turned To Pillar Of Salt After Looking Back While Fleeing Disneyland

ANAHEIM, CA—A local man who narrowly escaped a hopelessly depraved Disneyland with his children has told investigators his wife turned into a "pillar of salt" when she looked back as they were fleeing.

"She didn't even make it out of the park," said distraught 37-year-old father Tim Lott. "She took one last look at the castle and—" He broke down, unable to further explain to authorities what had happened to his wife.

According to witnesses, the surviving family members made their way to Downtown Disney, where they caught a tram to the parking structure as fire and brimstone reigned down all around. They finally escaped after locating their vehicle on level Goofy.

"We were frantic," said Sonya Lott, age 16. "Mom just turned into a weird salt statue! We could barely remember where we parked!"

https://babylonbee.com/news/wife-turned-to-pillar-of-salt-after-looking-back-while-fleeing-disneyland

tellomon · « **Reply #20467 on:** April 07, 2022, 09:20:40 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20468 on:** April 07, 2022, 10:32:07 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20469 on:** April 07, 2022, 01:42:09 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20470 on:** April 07, 2022, 02:50:53 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20471 on:** April 07, 2022, 04:18:55 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20472 on:** April 07, 2022, 06:27:44 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20473 on:** April 07, 2022, 06:39:05 PM »

Watch a Movie with me.

"It's not what are we going to do with it, question is what's it planning to do with us."

Invasion
TV Mini Series 1997– 2h 55m

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJCFR4oBGDg

tellomon · « **Reply #20474 on:** April 07, 2022, 06:56:40 PM »

It's like Invasion of the Body Snatchers, except it's more like Invasion of the Pet Rocks.

Another "Ya can't trust anybody" themed adventure flick.

With great special FX, but no cell phones.

tellomon · « **Reply #20475 on:** April 07, 2022, 08:12:14 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20476 on:** April 07, 2022, 09:55:37 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20477 on:** April 07, 2022, 11:39:39 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20478 on:** April 07, 2022, 11:44:53 PM »

How To Store Water For Any Lockdown Scenario

Spending some time gathering and storing water becomes a necessary effort during a lockdown scenario since water is needed both for consumption and food preparation.

However, in the current crisis, we are experiencing, water-storing is a must as you will need adequate quantities for your hygiene and cleaning/disinfecting needs.

When the tap runs dry, you need to have a backup plan that would provide you with a good quantity of water without leaving the safety of your home. While most people are storing a lot of water filters, water purifiers, and various water sanitizers (such as bleach and chlorine), few actually spend time on water saving and storing.

You will need to store water and lots of it if you plan for a long-term survival scenario. Even if storing water is not complicated, you need to have the proper solutions and storage space to cover all your needs.

https://www.survivopedia.com/how-to-store-water-for-any-lockdown-scenario/?utm_source=newsletter&utm_campaign=2022-04-07-Store-Water-Lockdown&utm_medium=email&utm_content=linktext

*smee* · « **Reply #20479 on:** April 07, 2022, 11:52:03 PM »

Buy a camel
and keg spear its humps

tellomon · « **Reply #20480 on:** April 07, 2022, 11:58:18 PM »

Buy on eBay or Amazon?

tellomon · « **Reply #20481 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:10:34 AM »

More HairBall film making antics:

Engine failure.

The car won't start.

Jeez, it got you there, no problem, but when ya gotta split,
in a pinch......it takes a dump on ya.

Leaving everyone vulnerable to monster attacks or police action.

I'd rather have the car blow-up than fight zombies or go to jail again.

tellomon · « **Reply #20482 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:26:03 AM »

The scariest movie I ever saw
was not the movie, but being locked in the trunk
while sneeking into the Drive-In Theater.

tellomon · « **Reply #20483 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:40:16 AM »

The funniest Movie I ever saw was not a Movie.
It was seeing Joe Don Baker ("Buford Pusser"/ Walking Tall)
at the Calabasas Vons buying a Mustard bottle, around 10 PM
in 1989.

I thot Stars hired people for that sort of thing.

tellomon · « **Reply #20484 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:41:46 AM »

The best Revenge film I ever saw is a tie between
Walking Tall and Willard.

Bats and rats.

Sweet!

tellomon · « **Reply #20485 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:45:46 AM »

My favorite Romance film: Harold and Maude.

Fave Action films:
Death Proof
Planet Terror
Machete
Vanishing Point

Fave wasting time flick: Terminator.

Best worst film ever: Plan 9 From Outer Space (duh...)

Film least likely to ever watch again: Culley Family Home Movies.

tellomon · « **Reply #20486 on:** April 08, 2022, 01:00:32 AM »

Other specific favorites/go-to shows---

Twilight Zone:
The Monsters Are Due On Maple Street
Little Girl Lost
Time Enuff At Last
Long Distance Call
It's A Good Life

The Outer Limits:
The Cry Of Silence
Behold, Eck
The Premonition

Masters of Horror:
Dear Woman
Homecoming

Creep Show:
All of them.

tellomon · « **Reply #20487 on:** April 08, 2022, 01:16:35 AM »

Best worst Road Trip films:
House of 1000 Corpses
Wrong Turn
U Turn
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Children of The Corn
Bonus: https://thenewswheel.com/10-worst-road-trip-movies-ever/

The Nastiest of all possibilities:
The Last House On The Left
I spit On Your Grave
Pulp Fiction
Jacob's Ladder
Alien
Final Destination
The Video Dead
The Stuff
The Toxic Avenger
The Outlaw Josie Wales
The Hills Have Eyes

tellomon · « **Reply #20488 on:** April 08, 2022, 01:18:00 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20489 on:** April 08, 2022, 01:44:31 AM »

Fave TV Shows

South Park
Law and Order (Original, Criminal Intent, SVU)
Everything on The History, TRVL, The Weather and Discovery Channels
NCIS
Monty Python
It's Pony
It's Pony follows the life of Annie as she does her best to cope in her parents' farm (located on the balcony of their apartment) to the everyday struggles of being a 9-year-old in the city. Luckily, she has a pony. He may not be the best pony, but he is hers and she loves him. Pony adores her as well, but his optimism and enthusiasm often lead to the pair in unexpected and unwanted situations.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/It%27s_Pony

tellomon · « **Reply #20490 on:** April 08, 2022, 02:54:51 AM »

"Listen: No matter what happens here...believe me, THIS IS NOT THE PROPER VENUE TO DEPOSIT
A SUICIDE NOTE. word"

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tellomon · « **Reply #20491 on:** April 08, 2022, 02:58:43 AM »

Not mine.

Yourz.

tellomon · « **Reply #20492 on:** April 08, 2022, 03:21:26 AM »

Quote from: tellomon on April 07, 2022, 12:15:09 AM

I'm experiencing post-pneumonia symptoms.

Why do you think that?

I keep coughing up phlegm from my throat.

Are you a smoker?

Yes.

How much do you smoke per day?

All of it. I roll my own.

Would you like to quit smoking?

No. I want more tobacco.

https://www.healthline.com/health/overproduction-of-mucus-in-throat#takeaway

tellomon · « **Reply #20493 on:** April 08, 2022, 03:22:37 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20494 on:** April 08, 2022, 03:40:00 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20495 on:** April 08, 2022, 10:36:45 AM »

New day, new numbers. 500 in 7 hours...this is a thrill and TV is background noise.

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What the hell are you looking at?

tellomon · « **Reply #20496 on:** April 08, 2022, 10:59:42 AM »

FUNDRAISING TIME!

Please send money to me to benefit the paying of Taxes on
The House of Tello, Montello, Nevada.

Pledge NOW!
m86thecat@yahoo.com

OR

Cash, Cheque or Money Order to:
Ron Culley
PO Box 5602
Sugarloaf, Ca. 92386
USA

https://www.facebook.com/donate/1018174492470378/

tellomon · « **Reply #20497 on:** April 08, 2022, 11:29:41 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #20498 on:** April 08, 2022, 11:52:43 AM »

I can't ask smee to donate.

It'll cut in on his cable TV bill.

Can't have that.....

tellomon · « **Reply #20499 on:** April 08, 2022, 12:34:42 PM »

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