Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2844808 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #15000 on:** June 05, 2021, 01:10:38 AM »

Here's one for the X-Files.

Tessa is a contrivance by Aboriginal Thinkers and Tinkers.

We are all bots, so just....don't.

I got a theory.

Nothing is REAL untill it kicks you in the nuts.

I'm staying out of that one too!

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tellomon · « **Reply #15001 on:** June 05, 2021, 01:14:28 AM »

301. Is it a Milestone or a curse?

I don't care. Why should I?

I don't own this joint.

And I owe nothing.

I can split at anytime.

And so I have personal power, and I choose to use it for PRANKS!

tellomon · « **Reply #15002 on:** June 05, 2021, 01:19:24 AM »

THIS POST IS RESERVED FOR IDIOTS.
THEY WILL BE HERE SOON.

DON'T TRIP.

tellomon · « **Reply #15003 on:** June 05, 2021, 01:29:02 AM »

DON'T TRIP!

tellomon · « **Reply #15004 on:** June 05, 2021, 01:30:26 AM »

smee called.
Forget his involvement.

He's laundering his sock ass.

Nice!

tellomon · « **Reply #15005 on:** June 05, 2021, 03:47:07 AM »

1176109 Views
Run your own mouth, don't speak for the mob.

tellomon · « **Reply #15006 on:** June 05, 2021, 04:00:51 AM »

I'm not sorry I'm not awake now, yet, ever....

My Plonck, my demise, my house.

That pretty much excludes you on all accounts.

tellomon · « **Reply #15007 on:** June 05, 2021, 04:25:02 AM »

https://deliverydudes.godaddysites.com/?fbclid=IwAR1PVbXfC1s0F6clALCw3x3SPhzDCVaoL62_RYH9LpqyuVN4lZcl9mOb6_0

Whatever happened with Dime Bags?

tellomon · « **Reply #15008 on:** June 05, 2021, 04:43:19 AM »

You know, the worst part about this is.......

waiting for smee to post up his brilliant mind.

Tick tock tick tock......derp!

We're beyond spell check. This is Derp Territory.

tellomon · « **Reply #15009 on:** June 05, 2021, 04:50:04 AM »

I currently disqualify myself from any talking.

O I was drunk yesterday and I'm not with you today.

It's Post Drama Syndrome.

I can deal with it if there's no verbalization.

No talking. STFU. I know how to move around a chat board.
So just hush. I'm trying to make a dope deal online.
20 years ago this was a felony. Now it's biz as usual. Fk me running.

tellomon · « **Reply #15010 on:** June 05, 2021, 05:20:25 AM »

May 11, 2021, 8:26 PM

Delivery sent May 11 at 8:26 PM
Hey sorry I’m not up the hill so I didn’t know what we had and John just told me that we only have the prepackaged stuff left. But yeah that little packet thing is a hydro pack it keeps your weed moist.
May 11, 2021, 10:44 PM
You sent May 11 at 10:44 PM
lol I know, great comedy, thx! Great buy. I wanna visit you soon.
11:17 AM
You sent Today at 11:17 AM
Hello again/ 100 Mid today?
11:47 AM

Delivery sent Today at 11:47 AM
Yeah I got some the same right $100
You sent Today at 11:48 AM
Yeppers!

Delivery sent Today at 11:54 AM
Cool I will send him over ASAP
You sent Today at 11:55 AM
Got it. You read Tello Files?
http://www.ozroundtable.com/index.php?topic=510.msg712274#msg712274
The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?)
ozroundtable.com
12:12 PM

Delivery sent Today at 12:12 PM
I have not but I will check it out here in a min. But he is there
You sent Today at 12:16 PM
This pig is stinking up the whole felafeling joint. There oughtta be a law.

12:34 PM
You sent Today at 12:34 PM
I think I know where you live. I wanna be on Madison's Show. Schedule me!

tellomon · « **Reply #15011 on:** June 05, 2021, 05:26:44 AM »

I must gladly keep my Zud and not trade it up for Admin hair color.

Like what's that gonna do? It's like pretending yibs is here. Only an idiot would go with that. (All eyes on smee right now.)

tellomon · « **Reply #15012 on:** June 05, 2021, 05:40:58 AM »

Ron Tello Culley

What is an Anela Tello?
· Reply · 32m
Ron Tello Culley

Is this gonna be a Tello Outbreak?
· Reply · 31m
Ron Tello Culley

I'm more brains than Burgers. We can talk.

tellomon · « **Reply #15013 on:** June 05, 2021, 05:55:48 AM »

1176200 Views

Everybody in the Madison Camp is sick of her shite, and here I am bucking to be a part of it.

Being 5 years old has nothing to do with it.

Children are DANGEROUS. We must contain them NOW!

tellomon · « **Reply #15014 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:01:00 AM »

Hey. I'm 63. Molest me!

The Bottom Line is: do this, don't do that. Can't you read the Signs?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oeT5otk2R1g

tellomon · « **Reply #15015 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:11:20 AM »

Not bad for a junk thread.

tellomon · « **Reply #15016 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:12:39 AM »

Do you know that junk is an asset?

We know that here on the OZRT junk is a commodity.

We deliver!

I got sushi! Do you?

tellomon · « **Reply #15017 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:17:15 AM »

Madison will kill you.

I survived.

Do you really want Madison?

A 5 year blonde grrl who can change water into tequila and flesh into Play Doh.

tellomon · « **Reply #15018 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:22:04 AM »

She's not evil. She just needs Adult supervision.

Good luck with that, Dad!

tellomon · « **Reply #15019 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:23:19 AM »

And Betty: watch the F out!

Why do I need to carry a weapon while I'm around her?

Cuz I don't know what she's packing in her nappies.

She is 3 years old and not shy about putting her boot up your ass for no reason.
Be advised!

Unconfirmed reports indicate she may have ate a snake. A big snake.
Totally ruining Dad's collection.

This is the Summer where it's not ok to be a reptile in Sugarloaf.

tellomon · « **Reply #15020 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:40:25 AM »

I don't think this stuff up! I pull it out of my hat.

I got it online.

tellomon · « **Reply #15021 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:47:59 AM »

EDITOR'S NOTE: I'm not supposed to be smart. My duty is to be informative, entertaining and a major thorn in your good side.

SCORE!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #15022 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:50:56 AM »

Where's Admin now that I deserve it?

I hate dry pussy.

tellomon · « **Reply #15023 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:56:23 AM »

Pink or any other color. put a SLAP in front of it.
Deliver or stray home.
OZ is NOT that big.
It's an Island with no freeway exit routes.
Like Hawaii with no serviceable exit ports.

If I was in Oz, I'd be plotting a way out of there.
Conex and a Cargo Ship.

And all that Jerky is meaningless.

Almost like smee.

And Tess is a lump in my favor!

tellomon · « **Reply #15024 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:09:54 AM »

I have more in box emails than you have concerns.

I got an idea.

You all just snoop into my email inbox. I give you the pass code, you go in and see what up.

Leave me out of it.

Deal?

tellomon · « **Reply #15025 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:12:32 AM »

Talking to Lurkers is not as good as talking to the fence.

The fence is there. Lurkers are not.

Do I need to go all Philos on your ass now?

I won't do it.

I have limited brain cells right now and not willing to shove it orf.

tellomon · « **Reply #15026 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:25:07 AM »

Lotus just called me from town.

I got a Sammich coming. How cool are you not?

No sammich for you, admit it!

This took a awhile

tellomon · « **Reply #15027 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:37:24 AM »

Crunch Time is coming.
Alan Lee is not yet on board.

I will Stan Ground.

I got my duct tape in line.

tellomon · « **Reply #15028 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:05:30 AM »

Bottom line is I refuse to comply with any doctrine to make me homeless.

It's war.

tellomon · « **Reply #15029 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:11:33 AM »

Just cuz I'm smart duzzint make me intelligent. Roll it, give it a chance.

tellomon · « **Reply #15030 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:28:23 AM »

The worst part is the friends I don't have.

tellomon · « **Reply #15031 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:29:49 AM »

Too late smee. Just stay out of it. And take Admin and that crowd with you.

tellomon · « **Reply #15032 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:31:51 AM »

It's called Crunch Time for a reason.

tellomon · « **Reply #15033 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:34:11 AM »

off camera blood spills

its not a flesh wound...

tellomon · « **Reply #15034 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:40:43 AM »

balls to the walls, this one!

tellomon · « **Reply #15035 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:42:27 AM »

Alan Lee or not....this is Front Line junk.

tellomon · « **Reply #15036 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:51:33 AM »

Testamony vs testicular////

Do I need to spell to talk?

tellomon · « **Reply #15037 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:55:47 AM »

I am sooo pissed off right now. walk away....

tellomon · « **Reply #15038 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:56:48 AM »

Walk the flake away!!!!

tellomon · « **Reply #15039 on:** June 05, 2021, 09:00:09 AM »

come back around next Tuesday.

Fk this shite!

tellomon · « **Reply #15040 on:** June 05, 2021, 09:02:22 AM »

1176318 Views by a lot of azzhules!

Halloween is more helpful than you...

tellomon · « **Reply #15041 on:** June 05, 2021, 09:11:38 AM »

Odd number in odd times...1176323 Views

*smee* · « **Reply #15042 on:** June 05, 2021, 12:16:00 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 05, 2021, 08:56:48 AM

Walk the flake away!!!!

I don't have a flake , I have a cherry ripe and a mars bar ...which one should I take for the walk

tellomon · « **Reply #15043 on:** June 05, 2021, 06:46:52 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15044 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:41:52 PM »

https://thecongressionalinsider.com/fauci-wants-the-us-to-go-easy-on-china-and-stop-being-accusatory-about-covid/

tellomon · « **Reply #15045 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:45:10 PM »

https://resistthemainstream.org/pompeo-reveals-where-the-opposition-to-wuhan-lab-probe-came-from/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

tellomon · « **Reply #15046 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:46:24 PM »

https://resistthemainstream.org/new-emails-suggest-fauci-ignored-physicist-claiming-two-drugs-could-help-fight-covid-19/?utm_source=rtmn1&utm_medium=rtmn1&utm_campaign=rtmn1

tellomon · « **Reply #15047 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:54:41 PM »

https://patriotpulse.net/dr-fauci-went-on-cnn-and-admitted-something-about-trump-that-will-leave-you-speechless/?utm_source=ppnl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1291612768

tellomon · « **Reply #15048 on:** June 05, 2021, 07:57:55 PM »

http://patriotpowerednews.com/gutfeld-media-designed-distorted-reality-just-to-make-people-mad/

*Brum6y* · « **Reply #15049 on:** June 05, 2021, 08:06:53 PM »

Quote from: tellomon on June 05, 2021, 04:50:04 AM

I currently disqualify myself from any talking.

Now that made me chuckle.

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2844808 times)