Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2844609 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #15200 on:** June 07, 2021, 01:50:51 AM »

Thanks to Covidollars, I have contingency plans.
I can post up at the local Motel 6 for a week, until further notice.
And when I return, the only shite burning better be my waterpipe.

305. It should be a mitigating factor.

tellomon · « **Reply #15201 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:05:59 AM »

This is it! All my Big Bear problems are solved!
China State Media Warns Of ‘Intense Showdown’ With America, Advocates More Nuclear Weapons

The Global Times, recognized as part of the China state run media apparatus, is calling for an accelerated nuclear buildup as a “strategic deterrence” against the United States, following President Biden’s call for an investigation into the origins of the COVID-19 pandemic.

Hu Xijin, the editor of the Global Times, believes enhancing China’s nuclear program is vital, according to Newsweek.

“We must be prepared for an intense showdown between China and the U.S.,” Hu wrote in an op-ed late last week.

“The number of China’s nuclear warheads must reach the quantity that makes U.S. elites shiver should they entertain the idea of engaging in a military confrontation with Big Bear.”

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/china-state-media-warns-of-intense-showdown-with-america-advocates-more-nuclear-weapons/?utm_campaign=TPI06062021SUNAMBOW&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

tellomon · « **Reply #15202 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:10:47 AM »

Yeah, and if any of those mooks wanna get cheeky, we have counter-strike technology:

tellomon · « **Reply #15203 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:24:17 AM »

I don't need to lay down the Welcome Mat for the Ryanites.

They know the key.

tellomon · « **Reply #15204 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:27:06 AM »

If I'm not drunk, then am I always this way?

Liver? LIVER?!! I don't need to show you no stinking Liver.

tellomon · « **Reply #15205 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:33:27 AM »

Covid has been my friend since 2020.

I can't walk, so working is a foregone inconclusion.

I get to suck at the trough of Covidollars, stay home, eat, drink and be hairy.

And post like there's no tomorrow.
And god damn if tomorrow always comes.

That pisses me off.

(Celebrity voice impersonated)

tellomon · « **Reply #15206 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:43:57 AM »

If my Humor izzint dark enuff for you, I can gouge your eyes out for a fee.

10 bucks do it for ya?

tellomon · « **Reply #15207 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:47:25 AM »

Hey, let's get some perspective here.

I'm not Mark Twain.

Neither is he.

Get an Agent!

They won't have me.
I'm not PC.

Zuckerberg can't touch me here.

But smee gave me a Bad Touch on a Yibs dare once in 2010, and Admin hasn't returned my phone sex calls.

OH!!! That's gonna cost!

tellomon · « **Reply #15208 on:** June 07, 2021, 02:57:25 AM »

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But the scariest part is…

This is all happening on purpose.

Many believe this pandemic is just the beginning of a “Mass Population Control Plan” -- orchestrated by a hidden group of Global Elite.

Even Republican politicians are in on this (many of whom you may have voted for)...

They’ve been waiting for decades to execute this plan.

Now it’s finally happening.

But for the very first time...

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- Thank you.

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Unfortunately, you’ll also see why the situation will get far worse before it gets any better -- and the only way to be safe is to start preparing now.

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tellomon · « **Reply #15209 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:02:46 AM »

Seriously, if you can hack into my email, you can sort out the source material on yer own.

I want out.

Radha Mitchell invited me to spank her.
She's a Sheila! https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/164266722623
Gotta go!
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0593664/

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tellomon · « **Reply #15210 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:21:39 AM »

Australian English is also referred to as "Strine". The word derives from saying the word "Australian" through clenched teeth - a local accent that some scholars claim arose from the need to try and keep ones mouth closed when speaking,
in order to keep the flies out…….

So do we think Oz Opera is a Big Deal now? I don't.
I'd rather be gutting fish if Steve Irwin was not in the way.

btw: that Aboriginal Teen Cheer Leader Pussy Jerky is a bit "Gamey". (I think their team was on a losing streak..) I douched it in Tobasco. Nice! That'll put balls on their hair.

https://www.firstlighttravel.com.au/australian-travel-blog/the-art-of-speaking-strine-australian-slang /stupid ways of talking to people you don't know.

tellomon · « **Reply #15211 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:37:19 AM »

Hey yeah sure I rip on the Aussies!
They let me in here and walked away.

What have they ever done for me? What I get?

Square Peg?

Misha?

smee?

1 out of 3 ain't bad.
I don't expect anything better. I don't need the pressure.

tellomon · « **Reply #15212 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:41:08 AM »

https://pantsonfirenews.com/lara-trump-just-called-out-the-biggest-scandal-about-dr-faucis-emails/?utm_source=pofnl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1291617665

tellomon · « **Reply #15213 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:45:16 AM »

399.

Not 398 or 401.

399, the exact number of items in my In Box.

And I don't want them.

Go ahead, hack.
m86thehack@poohoo.ron

tellomon · « **Reply #15214 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:51:13 AM »

Twitter bashed for saying access to its platform is a 'human right' while accused of silencing conservatives

Twitter argued that a free and open internet is "an essential human right in modern society," which many found to be comically hypocritical since the big tech platform is often accused of censoring conservative voices.

https://www.theblaze.com/news/twitter-human-right-conservatives-reactions?utm_source=theblaze-breaking&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=New-Trending-Story_WEEKEND%202021-06-06&utm_term=ACTIVE%20LIST%20-%20TheBlaze%20Breaking%20News

tellomon · « **Reply #15215 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:55:08 AM »

Today is a Sunday.
Am I supposed to do something?

Oh, yeah, eat!

And inventory toilet paper in the dark.

tellomon · « **Reply #15216 on:** June 07, 2021, 03:58:11 AM »

And sharpen my wits.

Inspector Jagoff is coming soon.

I know, I'll double-up the Tic Tacs.

tellomon · « **Reply #15217 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:00:22 AM »

I won't plead Insanity, but then smee will mouth off and ruin it for everybody.
Me first.

Trust is no longer an issue.

It's a Commodity.

And I will pay full price, but it better have a return policy!

tellomon · « **Reply #15218 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:13:46 AM »

Am I having fun yet?

Hot Lines are now open!

m86thecat@yahoo.com

Pay attention and 5 Quid.
Your donation helps the needy right here.
Give until it hurts.
I don't mind a little blood.

I mean "WTF" has blood ever done for me? Doctors can't find it, so why bother?

tellomon · « **Reply #15219 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:18:59 AM »

Comedians are not born.
They are Trained by Influence.

For example:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phyllis_Diller

Phyllis Ada Diller (née Driver; July 17, 1917 – August 20, 2012) was an American stand-up comedian, actress, author, musician, and visual artist, best known for her eccentric stage persona, self-deprecating humor, wild hair and clothes, and exaggerated, cackling laugh.

And she lovingly referred to her Husband as "Fang".
That was the BEST!

God Bless P'Dill!

tellomon · « **Reply #15220 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:28:38 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15221 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:34:18 AM »

https://republicanpost.net/exclusive-gop-leader-kevin-mccarthy-calls-on-anthony-fauci-to-step-down-lets-find-a-person-we-can-trust/to not chew through the noose

tellomon · « **Reply #15222 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:39:04 AM »

NOT A NEWSFLASH
https://theredalertnews.com/trump-our-country-is-being-destroyed/

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tellomon · « **Reply #15224 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:48:45 AM »

Stan Ground
https://dcwatchdog.com/student-denied-diploma-after-wearing-mexican-flag/

What's the point to aspire to anything in modern society, only to get pwned like this? I can relate!!!

Government sent the innocent to the slaughter. Don't act all surprised when they fight back!

tellomon · « **Reply #15225 on:** June 07, 2021, 04:51:35 AM »

Aw goddammit what did I click now?

Here is Your Australia Travel Guide
Yahoo
/
Inbox

Elizabeth from First Light Travel <elizabeth@firstlighttravel.com>
To:
m86thecat@yahoo.com

Sun, Jun 6 at 10:31 AM

Hi

Thanks for requesting our Australia Travel Guide.

It's packed full of useful information about making the most of your time in Australia.
Just stay off smee's yard. His lawn sprinklers are malfunctioning again.

Click here to download it.

Given the current situation with respect to COVID-19 we have released a Flexible Booking Promise - which means when you book with us, if you have to postpone your dates for any reason you can do so indefinitely, without penalty from us - full details are on our website here.

I've got some other interesting articles to share with you as well, but I'll send these later.

Have a great day

Take Care

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tellomon · « **Reply #15226 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:09:12 AM »

HEROES SPECIAL DELIVERY!
These are all of the new cartoons we've received in the past 24 hours that are being delivered to newspapers right now! As a Cagle.com Hero, you're seeing the cartoons FIRST – before they appear on Cagle.com and at least a day before they can first appear in newspapers!

tellomon · « **Reply #15227 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:15:07 AM »

I think the best hope for the world is to remove the shrink wrap from your heads.

(There's a visual I don't wanna share)

How about a random pic by proxy? Go!

tellomon · « **Reply #15228 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:29:36 AM »

Why do I do this?

Why do you not?

It's always a EffU-Moment in T-Town.

And it feels right.

Feelings are ancillary.
Intellect is paramount.

That's right.

And you know, if you don't operate a motor vehicle,
you won't have a flat tyre.

You will BE one.

Join me!

tellomon · « **Reply #15229 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:38:18 AM »

Ya gotta get involved when the happy numb family is motoring thru the English countryside with the top down,
then a storm rolls in and the top won't come up. Lousy Bentley. Shoodda had a VW!

What? Stupid asshooles think they're in Act 1 Scene 1 of a Horror Movie?

Oh yeah, they are.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0092906/

tellomon · « **Reply #15230 on:** June 07, 2021, 05:47:52 AM »

I think the best movies ever are the ones that don't involve a female penis, a bi-lingual house pet and Thomas Gibson.

Selective, who, me?

I can deal with Black and White, so long as it's not racist.

As I have said here before, long ago...

Yes, Thomas Gibson CAN act his way out of a wet paper bag, but I don't see the point of having to watch it.

tellomon · « **Reply #15231 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:07:19 AM »

Yeah, I AM having a great time.

My clock is off.

Anytime, smee thugs, Chime in. Make yourselves human and known to the audience.
One million hits and counting can be all wrong, so enter at your own risk, again.
Lurkers. They're everywhere. Up your butt for example.

No, that's not an anal itch.
It's your Mum.
She prolly has 5 Quid. I'll ask.

tellomon · « **Reply #15232 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:17:24 AM »

"Jeez, your Mum is so poor....when she heard about "The Last Supper", she thought she was running out of Food Stamps."

-Eric Cartman

tellomon · « **Reply #15233 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:30:33 AM »

Ah, yes....The "Green Party Crashers"....

Eco friendly everything except the Masters of Disasters, the white house, INC.

I survived the first Earth Day.
I made recycling my GNP.

Trash to Treasure, and all that crap.

I'm done with the phoney marketing ploys and propaganda spin.

I want this shite to be REAL again!!!!

[BRACE FOR IMPACT]

Bring ON Green Pussy!

I wanna get Eco-Kinky.....
Get my Enviro-Freak on!
100% Stain-free money shots
and sustainable post-consumer by-products.

You Tree Hats want a better world?

Vote for Tello.
He pee's Green, not Yellow.

tellomon · « **Reply #15234 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:32:41 AM »

Over-dramatic does not compensate for bad acting.

Tell Hollywood, will ya?

tellomon · « **Reply #15235 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:41:07 AM »

If I keep this up, they are going to
put me away

or

put me in charge.

I qualify.

I have skills and google everything else.

But I will be goddammed if I get another 10 Dollar pizza delivered for $32 plus tax, import fees, dealer prep and Chinese Excise Fees. Nope, not again.

tellomon · « **Reply #15236 on:** June 07, 2021, 06:50:45 AM »

War is easy.

Fighting is hard.

Pack water.
And extra socks.

"Was that a Homo-smeexual reference? The next meeting I'll see you in the Pub, ya whanQ'r! Bring a towel."

tellomon · « **Reply #15237 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:02:11 AM »

I'm not even creative anymore and I'm getting away with this shite.

Please help me.

Help me move to Montello!

tellomon · « **Reply #15238 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:05:30 AM »

I can use smee's help. He can either drive, or
be road base.

Get 'er done!

tellomon · « **Reply #15239 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:10:20 AM »

This is not as if I'm kicking a man when he's down.

I'm murdering him cuz he's Off Line, Logged Out and too Hip to Trip.
Self-inflicted crap I can't spell.

And that's that. Go ask Admin.

I dare ya.

Oh, wait! Admin is getting her hair done today. Try again later.

It's no longer about color. It's about Character. And boy, we be that!

tellomon · « **Reply #15240 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:24:31 AM »

And the worst part about this is....

Nobody defends themselves for a lack of caring.

Good.

Makes my work much easier.

This is not Journalistic success.
It's poaching with a Hall Pass.

tellomon · « **Reply #15241 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:28:36 AM »

And it has an expiration date.

That never stopped me.

Who's next?

Bring it.

Sammiches will be fine!

tellomon · « **Reply #15242 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:35:04 AM »

Have I offended anybody yet?

Score!

My work here is done.

Only Mutts come here to earn their Daily Ego Beatings.

Gluttons for reality entertainment.

It's like The Dark Ages in Neon.

tellomon · « **Reply #15243 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:37:38 AM »

It's like a day without orange juice
is a day without smee.

tellomon · « **Reply #15244 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:39:24 AM »

And a day without Tessa is a personal problem.

Don't push me, man.....

There's 3 other ghosts who lurk here and will not post.

It's understandable.

They have jobs.
I don't.

What's respect have to do with it?

Who said that?

OUT!

tellomon · « **Reply #15245 on:** June 07, 2021, 07:56:21 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #15246 on:** June 07, 2021, 08:21:07 AM »

It's Official! Nobody Cares!
Those who do are already lining up at the Firing Squad Theatre.

tellomon · « **Reply #15247 on:** June 07, 2021, 08:23:18 AM »

Is that why smee is missing?
He got too close?
Did a Derp?
I want answers and pix will be fine!

tellomon · « **Reply #15248 on:** June 07, 2021, 08:34:29 AM »

8 THREATS TO BEWARE OF IF YOU LIVE IN THE CITY

This article is for preppers and non-preppers, and I want to start it with a grim statement: If you live in a major metropolitan area, your chances of survival are relatively low in a large scale disaster scenario. Do you think I’m exaggerating?

Bottom Line: Survival is possible in almost any environment or situation, provided you have enough supplies, a good plan, an open mind, and enough survival skills. If you haven’t started preparing, what are you waiting for, Admin?

https://urbansurvivalsite.com/8-threats-beware-live-city/?awt_a=50Z0&awt_l=DzSoK&awt_m=3gcI8yIimy_jrZ0

tellomon · « **Reply #15249 on:** June 07, 2021, 08:37:29 AM »

Facebook contacted Dr. Fauci for a disturbing reason

Zuckerberg wrote in a letter:

“This isn’t public yet, but we’re building a Coronavirus information Hub that we’re going to put at the top of Facebook for everyone (200+ million Americans, 2.5 billion people worldwide) with two goals (1) make sure people can get authoritative information from reliable sources and (2) encourage people to practice social distance and give people ideas for doing this using internet tools. This will be live within the next 48 hours.

And we violate our own policies. We're like eBay without the Yard Sale and padded listings.
We cheat fair and square under Federal guidelines. And they're fake, too!”

https://unmuzzlednews.com/facebook-contacted-dr-fauci-for-a-disturbing-reason/?utm_source=unmnl&utm_medium=ong&utm_campaign=1291582395

News:

Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 2844609 times)