Author Topic: The Tello Files. (All things strange, witnessed, verifyable and/or credible (?) (Read 3153017 times)

tellomon · « **Reply #17350 on:** July 13, 2021, 06:41:38 PM »

And then there's this:

https://thepoliticalinsider.com/trump-easily-wins-cpac-straw-poll-warns-biden-bringing-america-to-the-brink-of-ruin-in-fiery-speech/?utm_campaign=TPI07122021BR2IE&utm_source=criticalimpact&utm_medium=email&utm_content=92c64eb985bc01c2a6473c7b9fa19141&source=TPICI

348? Really???

tellomon · « **Reply #17351 on:** July 13, 2021, 06:47:31 PM »

If I don't get out of here in a timely manner,

they are gonna come take me away.

No, wait, that's a Moving Company price quote.

Nevermind.

tellomon · « **Reply #17352 on:** July 13, 2021, 06:49:44 PM »

There's this one Mover Outfit who has a Sheila calling me every morning.

I jerk off to it.

"Yeah, I got some moving here...."

tellomon · « **Reply #17353 on:** July 13, 2021, 06:52:33 PM »

Would the Honorable smee like to comment here, now?

tellomon · « **Reply #17354 on:** July 13, 2021, 06:57:27 PM »

Just cuz his DNA is Positive duzzint mean I have to like him.

I like smee cuz I feel sorry for him.

I share his pain.

The Break Up of The Three Amigos has been a bitter experience for us all.
(Except Admin. She couldn't get rid of us...no matter how hard she tried......
Sin Bin, Pfftttt, yeah like that worked, idiot!)

I'm "over it".

smee has residual issues, like as if he is a nobody, again.... that's cool.

I have a world famous blog, a house and a face.

Poor smee has neither.

But I hear Tessa made him her Roo Jerky.

tellomon · « **Reply #17355 on:** July 13, 2021, 07:28:30 PM »

Regrets?

You bet!

I failed at home made sushi.

And my Investment in Goodness tanked.

Tell me your troubles little girl.....

I can spank your parents for you.

I don't negotiate with theorists.

tellomon · « **Reply #17356 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:00:29 PM »

One time, at The Left For Dead Ranch, a young man hired me to dismantle his barn.

I accepted the challenge.

On site, I became aware of his daughter. Prolly 8 years of pain and suffering.

He claimed she was Lizzy Borden incarnate.

Total Demon Spawn.

I offered the man an opportunity to enroll the brat into The Tello School of Demon Extraction.

He agreed.

I couldn't do it.

She stole my truck and neither had ever been seen again.

tellomon · « **Reply #17357 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:07:30 PM »

Yeah, I woodda cracked a whip given the chance.

I know how to hate kids.

I used to be one, remember?

tellomon · « **Reply #17358 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:36:41 PM »

1214900 Views

F# Standards in Journalism.

Neither are on my to-do list. Editorially speaking....

Where are The Three Amigos Posts?

And given a choice between Comic Books and a Harvard Education,
I like the concept of "The Great Imaginario".
Now there's a Hero I can believe in! Tax Free.....
And NO HOMEWORK!!!

Starting now!

tellomon · « **Reply #17359 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:39:13 PM »

Oh, I'm not a nice man.

Fine, and you don't run a nice society.

What came first, the Democrat or the egg?

tellomon · « **Reply #17360 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:48:11 PM »

OK, LOL, over the edge story here.

My house in Montello.
Big rolling RV parks in my lot, looking for tourist action.

Troy had his goat, Kelly, in the alley grazing the kale weeds.

I had music loud in my House.

Family of 4 pops out.

There was a girlchild and her dweeb brother.

I had a "Script Moment".

What if the narrative morphed into a "Deliverance" mode?

HellBilly locals mob the RV, banging on the door:

"Open up! We know yer in there.
Give us the girl and nobody gets hurt."

Only on Video, otherwise it's a Felony.

It could be reduced on Appeal to a misdemeanor prank charge.

tellomon · « **Reply #17361 on:** July 13, 2021, 08:54:53 PM »

"Your vacation is our Sacrificial Ritual."

Not gonna see that on TV.
Until some nosey reporter blabs...
and no it's not like Children of The Corn.
There is NO corn in Montello.

tellomon · « **Reply #17362 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:13:37 PM »

And yeah, I'm Ron Tello.

I'm more famous than you and it don't mean shite.

I can't make a buck or a friend.

I guess we're stuck with each other.

I'll stay home if you don't visit, are we cool?

tellomon · « **Reply #17363 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:22:12 PM »

And in other news: the world keeps sucking
and I'm not getting off.

tellomon · « **Reply #17364 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:24:54 PM »

If I ever return to Montello, the first thing I'll do is get hot water.

Then I will track down the Pee Girls.

tellomon · « **Reply #17365 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:27:51 PM »

Enuff about me.

How you doin'?

Make me wanna care.

tellomon · « **Reply #17366 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:40:24 PM »

I'm making sammiches!

Peanut Butter and Jealousy.

tellomon · « **Reply #17367 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:50:39 PM »

Diane Franssen
Nighty night, party is over and turning this off so parents don't call. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
Yer saying it's over now? I dint know how much more I can take. Fun Overdose is a serious matter.

Diane Franssen
Ron your free admission to the Grandkids fun is almost over. Stay tuned for the next week to come. Lol

Ron Tello Culley
I'm making sammiches!
Peanut Butter and Jealousy.

Ron Tello Culley
Have you completed your research on Bacon Tennis Balls?

tellomon · « **Reply #17368 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:52:28 PM »

Shuuuuuut uuuup, smeeeeeeeee !

tellomon · « **Reply #17369 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:53:51 PM »

Sneeky Monkeys.... 1215038 Views

tellomon · « **Reply #17370 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:55:28 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17371 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:56:30 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17372 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:57:02 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17373 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:57:33 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17374 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:58:34 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17375 on:** July 13, 2021, 09:59:31 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17376 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:01:35 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17377 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:03:07 PM »

Give us the girl and nobody gets hurt.

tellomon · « **Reply #17378 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:07:04 PM »

We are in a hold at 1215186 Views

*Whew* These Hit Blitzes are brutal. Prolly Bots anyways....

tellomon · « **Reply #17379 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:11:21 PM »

When I die, I'm going after you!

Something to fear for. Lucky you, sucker.

tellomon · « **Reply #17380 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:33:09 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17381 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:36:02 PM »

This is not a sin.

The Pee Girls are.

Go bother them.
And bring a towel.

tellomon · « **Reply #17382 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:44:24 PM »

Ron Tello Culley
Just now ·
Shared with Public
I'll tell ya what's wrong with me! I had George Getz Homeroom in 6th Grade. 1968 Bra!

tellomon · « **Reply #17383 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:47:06 PM »

Yeah so maybe the dates are off by a minnit, but the Love Blood and Tears are REAL!

tellomon · « **Reply #17384 on:** July 13, 2021, 10:50:14 PM »

Our Parents sent us to school to learn.

School sent us back home knowing how to suffer.(Straight A's, b!tc#es!!!!)

tellomon · « **Reply #17385 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:00:39 PM »

Dearest Lotus: Please hurry back to the Base.

I need to cry on you.

Everybody else is out On Call.

Bloody Capitalists!

tellomon · « **Reply #17386 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:05:04 PM »

Awww, geez.... I just got caught not paying attention.

I said my credit is good and I have fresh Covidollars.

Yeah, it was my shout just to shut them up, and out!

tellomon · « **Reply #17387 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:10:24 PM »

I'm saving my gov money to buy my exile plan.

Looking good, but it's just numbers
and I don't do math.

tellomon · « **Reply #17388 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:20:26 PM »

This is kinda like Radio.

A certain broadcast by any means available.

12 years ago I signed up, by invitation, to be a wonk in the Oz RT.

12 years later, I'm the equivalent of a Dirt Farmer in a Ghost Town.

I recognize social failure where it occurs.

My Space ring a dull bell?

Life gave me lemons, I made lemonaid and traded it for hard Vice.

I'm not bad; I am a student of Yankee Ingenuity.

Something Aussies will prolly not understand this evening.

Bottom Line: "I am, therefore I think".

tellomon · « **Reply #17389 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:33:19 PM »

BTW, if you look for me, I'll be in this.

tellomon · « **Reply #17390 on:** July 13, 2021, 11:54:40 PM »

I am beyond Plonck.

The Natch is an issue, again.

Here's a random pic to proove it!

tellomon · « **Reply #17391 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:05:16 AM »

You sent Today at 8:01 AM
Hello again. I need a trash run outta here. Too many new tenants clogged up the trash bin. Say 2 bags full to go.. It's getting ripe. What say?

tellomon · « **Reply #17392 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:11:10 AM »

Hi Ron:
Listen, I'd love to help you out, but quite frankly, your brand of trash is not to my liking.
You need to Man Up, steal a car and dump your shite yourself.

IMHO

tellomon · « **Reply #17393 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:26:17 AM »

She is right.
I'm gonna steal her truck and git 'er done!

Man Up: 1
Truck Girl: 0

tellomon · « **Reply #17394 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:46:51 AM »

btw: while speaking in abstracts....

...who are "They"?

tellomon · « **Reply #17395 on:** July 14, 2021, 11:49:08 AM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17396 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:34:26 PM »

https://pantsonfirenews.com/megyn-kelly-just-made-a-huge-announcement-about-her-career-that-liberals-wont-like/

tellomon · « **Reply #17397 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:38:34 PM »

http://patriotpowerednews.com/mark-levin-parents-fight-back-against-crt-with-cameras-in-the-classroom/

tellomon · « **Reply #17398 on:** July 14, 2021, 01:44:35 PM »

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tellomon · « **Reply #17399 on:** July 14, 2021, 03:30:56 PM »

We can all mostly agree that we are supposed to behave as responsible adults online and in Real Life.

I would like to mostly defy the Norm.

Check out my Track Record.

That's evidence if ya wanna persue a Case of Treason.

Or dereliction of civic duty.

I don't have to try.

I admire your efforts.

Whatever.....

News:

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